Proof!

I always suspected as much...

Proof that Bill Gates is the Devil:
The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he
is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order of third (3rd.)By converting 
the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and addinghis (III), you get the 
following:
B       66
I       73
L       76
L       76
G       71
A       65
T       84
E       69
S       83
+       3
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        666 !!

Some might ask, "How did Bill Gates get so powerful?" Coincidence? Or just the beginning
of mankind's ultimate and total enslavement???  Before you decide, consider the following:
M S - D O S     6 . 2 
177+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 = 666

W I N D O W S 9 5
87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1 = 666

Coincidence? 

Credit: Newsletter of the Toronto Unix Programmers' Society. (c) 1995 by T.U.P.S., in Canada

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