So Satan didn't let this chance go by, and promised the angel ladies a night with their beloved David when they sold their souls to Satan. Many angel ladies saw their ultimate chance in this, and took it. You may wonder why the little angels were so stupid to trust the devil, but if you were given the chance, be honest, would you deny it?

This went on for a while, until God heard about the deals Satan made, and called together the Angel Senate to decide on what to do. They decided that it was neither sweet David's nor the poor angel ladies' fault, but they knew that something had to be done to prevent further damage.

So, with hung heads, God and the Senate decided to send poor David down to earth. They kept telling him that this was no punishment, but that it was the only way. They took away his memory, he had no idea any more about his past life in heaven. The Senate took all possible precautions so that no human woman would take notice of his divinity. Well, at least they thought so.

They sent him to Manhattan, New York. They thought that in such a big city David would be one of thousands, and that no one would recognize his charms there. He grew up as the second of three children, as the son of a Jewish play writer and a Scottish schoolteacher. They supported David to achieve good marks in school, and soon his steady work and neverending ambition won him scholarships for all the elite schools and universities he wanted to go to.

"OK," God said, "in university he's safe, no woman will sell her soul for her literature teacher. Some women might find him attractive, but the danger for David to be recognized was minimal."

But God made his plans without Satan. He sent down one of his poor victims, whose name was Jason Beghe, and gave him the order to make friends with David and to persuade him to leave his safe, unspectacular way to become an actor. "A very tough enterprice at the age of 27", David thought, but he still tried. Somehow he knew that it would work out, that there was something special about him, which would make failure impossible.

God nearly freaked out when he heard this. This g**damned Satan. He blew God's perfect plan. What was God to do? He made David's earth mother forbit him to become an actor, but for the first time in his life on earth, David was a bad boy and ignored him parents' wishes.

"Looks like this really means a lot to him." God thought by himself, but he just couldn't give up without trying a last time. Of course Satan had his hands in David's carreer, so David played in some very hot movies, that all showed a lot of Dave's devine body. God made a last attempt: he organized David a role in the TV series Twin Peaks, where David was supposed to a drag agent named Denis/Denise Bryson. In this disguise, no woman would take notice of his real looks.

But then it was the devil again who crossed God's plan. He made David the framing person of a soft-porn series, so every one could see him and associate him at once with erotic feelings and love.

And then, to give God the death stroke, he got David the leading role in the mystery series "The X-Files", which was his ultimate breakthrough. From that moment on, David's name never got off the magazine covers, his name was as popular as no other, and the internet helped a lot to create a certain fanrage about David.

Satan had won, for the moment at least, because God becided to give it a last try. He couldn't take David back to heaven, because the hype about him had not vanished from heaven, no, it has even increased. So he applied his ultimate weapon, and gave David a wife. He hoped that the women of both earth and heaven would be sensible and not adore a married man.

Well, you, the readers, have to decide for yourselves if God was right with that assumption, but I for myself don't give a d*mn if he's married or not. I will adore this man until the end of mankind, no matter what God makes up next. Even a baby won't make me change my mind. ;-)

© Barbara Pohl