Here are some rhetorical [there malia. are you happy now?! are you!?? ARE YOU!?!?!?] questions...I suppose. Or maybe they are just questions no one wants to know the answers to...
If a mute swears, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
If some one with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,is it considered a hostage situation?
If you yelled at your plants instead of talking to them, would they grow, only to become troubled and insecure?
What's another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Would a fly that loses its wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a man speaks in a forest, and there is no woman to hear him,is he still wrong?
If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If a cop arrests a mime , do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If you throw a cat out the window, does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
If there is no God, who pops the next Kleenex in the box?
When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon to a pan?
How do they get the deer to cross at those yellow road signs?
If it's tourist season, why don't we shoot them?
What's another word for thesaurus?
What do they use to ship styrafoam?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Do blind Eskimos have seeing eye sled dogs?
Do they have reserved parking for the non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
Why do they call it a TV Set when you only get one?
Do radioactive cats have 18-half lives?
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
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