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| Director of "Radioactive Man" the Movie: "Congratulations, Bart Simpson, you're our new fallout boy. That's what i'd be saying if you weren't an inch too short." - gohan_17234 Homer: "mmm...macamadamian nuts" - gohan_17234 Homer: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" - apu_76179 Grandpa: "Finally the snow is gone, now the world is ours!...I'm cold and their are wolves after me." - apu_76179 Homer: "But Marge, I can't be expected to keep track of all my financial wheelings and dealings." - mizman Homer: "Oh, used grease is worth money eh? Then my arteries are filled with liquid gold!" - gtviper159 Homer: "Okay, it's the standard Grandpa drill, everyone into the cellar!" - gtviper159 Homer: "You gave away both dogs! You know how I feel about giving!" - gtviper159 Neil Armstrong: "This is one small step to firing your ass!" - gtviper159 Homer: "See boy, the real money is in bootlegging, not your childish vandalism." - gtviper159 Fox Censor: "I think we can do with out the crackpipe" - gtviper159 Cheif Wiggum: "Heh, they only come out at night, or in this case the daytime." - gtviper159 Superintendent Chalmers: "How come when I heard the word 'school' followed by the word 'exploded' I immediately thought of the word Skinner!?!" - gtviper159 Burns: "Smithers, I think I will donate a million dollars to charity...when pigs fly, ha ha (Homer's pig flies by) Gah!" Smithers: "Will you be donating that money now sir?" Burns: "I'd rather not." - MSchroller Frank Grimes: "Look at me, i'm peeing on the toilet seat, give me a raise!" - Gil_76179 Homer: "That's crazy Marge, you're crazy, GET OFF THE ROAD!" (honk, honk) - SPOTTY457 Homer: "Stupid Gravity!" - SPOTTY457 Homer: "No T.V. and no beer make Homer go something, something?" Marge: "Crazy?" Homer: "Don't mind if I do!" - SPOTTY457 Homer: "I saw some weird stuff in that place last night, weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie godless, evil stuff...and I want in!" - Jo Anne Hall Moe: "Hi, i'm Moe, or as the ladies call me, 'Hey you behind the bushes!.'" - Madskil12 Bart: "What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding..." - Madskil12 Homer: "Hey, we didn't have a message on our answering machine when we left. How very odd!" - Madskil12 Homer: "Marge, can we trade? I don't trust these guys." - YakamieYuri Homer: "We better be careful, some of these farmers have pitchforks." -YakamieYuri Lisa: "Ugh, I should've gotten off at Crackton!" - Shea Homer: "Marge, your pro-mop, anti-horse agenda has been clear for some time." - Amandajoy521 Homer: "Marge, It takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen." - Sejdarino Homer: "Would you like to change your name to Homer Junior? Your friends can call you Hoju!" - DLS Bart: "You killed Zombie Flanders!" Homer: "He was a zombie?" - ??? Homer: "My God you're greasy!" - Darlah Homer: "You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingist day of the year if you had an electrified fooling machine." - Darlah Lisa: "Dad, Mr. Burns is a vampire!" Homer: "Lisa, vampires are make believe. Just like gnomes, elves, and eskimos." - I3last84 Lisa: "Dad, Bart's a vampire!" Homer: "Lisa, stop making up stories, bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells... Now let's go to that place were our t.v. and beds are." - I3last84 Homer: (Heavy breathing) Marge: "Homer, it's 2 a.m., whats happened?" Homer: "It was an alien Marge, it appeared in front of me and said 'don't be afraid!'" Marge: "Have you been drinking?" Homer: "No....well, ten beers." Marge: "Hrrrmmm!" - I3last84o Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me?" Attendant: "Okay, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?" Homer: "I don't know." - Robert Leonard Nemoy: "My work here is done." Bart: "What do you mean your work here is done? You didn't even do anything." Leonard Nemoy: "Didn't I?" (disappears into the mist) - Hagen Homer: "Oh, I'm making people happy! I'm the magical fairy from Happy Land. Living in a gum-drop house on lolly-pop lane... Oh, by the way, if you didn't know I was being sarcastic." Marge: "No, duh." - Lori Bart: "C'mon, Milhouse, there's no such thing as a soul.It's something they made up to scare kids, like the boogey man or Michael Jackson." - Antone Homer: " Ovulate, damn you, ovulate!" - Antone Bart: "No one ever suspects the butterfly!" - Nic |
| Bart: "Hey, a dog just fell out of Santas Little Helper's bitch's butt!" - gohan_17234 Lisa: "A man who envies our family is a man who needs help." - gohan_17234 Cheif Wiggum: "Fat Tony is a cancer on thsi fair city. He is the cancer and I am the...uh...what kills cancer?" - gohan_17234 Mr. Burns: "Damn it, Smithers, this isn't rocket science, its brain surgery!" - gohan_17234 Homer: "I may just quit my job at the plant to become a full time stock market guy." - gohan_17234 |
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