Buffy: Spike. Every time you show up like this, you risk all your parts - you know that? Spike: I wouldn't be here if I didn't have a good reason. As usual I'm here to help you and are you naked under there? Spike: Don't kill the messenger. Riley: (shoves a plastic wood grain through Spike's heart) Why the hell not? Spike: Look at you. All afraid I'm hot for your honey... Riley: Because you are. Spike: Well - yeah! But that's not your problem. Even if I wasn't in the picture, you're never going to be able to hold onto her... Riley: Do you actually think you've got a shot with her? Spike: No, I don't. Fellow's gotta do what he can, though. Got to try. Riley: You touch her, you know I'd kill you, for real. Spike: I had this chip out, I'd a killed you long ago. Ain't love grand. Spike: Sometimes I envy you so much it chokes me. And then sometimes I think I've got the better deal. To be that close to her and not have her... To be all alone even when you're holding her, feeling her, feeling her beneath you, surrounding you, the scent of -- no, you've got the better deal. Spike: "Oh, damn it! look, I'm safe. I can't bite anyone. Willow, tell' em what I did." Willow: "You said you were gonna kill me, then buffy." Spike: "Yes, bad, but let's skip that part and get to the part where I couldn't bite you." Willow: "It's true. He had trouble performing." Spike: "Yeah, well, it looks like they've done me for good. Um..." Buffy: "What are you saying?" Spike: "I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore. I can't bite anything. I can't even hit people." Buffy: "So you haven't murdered anybody lately? Let's be best pals.” Spike: "You exterminated his race. What could you possibly say that would make him feel better? It's kill or be killed here. Take your bloody pick." Xander: Maybe it's the syphilis talking, but... Some of that made sense." Giles: I made these points earlier, but fine, no one listens to me." Buffy: "A bear!" Spike: "You made a bear!" Buffy: "I didn't mean to." Spike: "Undo it! Undo it!"

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