Quotes

Giles: Look, look, Spike... we have no intention of killing a harmless.. uh, creature.. but we have to know what's been done to you. We can't let you go until we're sure that you're... impotent..." Spike: "Hey!" Giles: "Sorry, poor choice of words. Until we're sure you're, you're..." Buffy: "Flaccid?" Spike: "You are one step away, missy." Buffy: "Giles, help! He's going to scold me." Buffy: "You want something nicer? Look at my poor neck. All bare and tender and exposed... all that blood just pumping away..." Giles: "Oh, please." Spike: "Giles, make her stop." Giles: "If those two don't kill each other, I might lend a hand." Spike: "Hey, what's that all about?" Giles: "Hmm? Oh, nothing. I just got ash in my eye." Spike: "Well, I won't have you doin' mojo on me if you can't read properly. You might turn me into a stink beetle or what all." Giles: "T'would be a generous ending for you, Spike." Buffy: "It's just so sudden. I don't know what to say." Spike: "Just say yes, and make me the happiest man on earth." Buffy: "Oh, Spike! Of course it's yes!" Buffy: "Giles! You'll never believe what's happened!" Spike: "Well, first thing I'd say, we're not having a church wedding." Buffy: "How 'bout a daytime ceremony. In the park." Spike: "Fabulous. Enjoy your honeymoon with the big pile of dust." Buffy: "Under the trees. Indirect sunlight, only." Spike: "Warm breeze tosses the leaves aside, and again... you're registering as Mr. and Mrs. Big-Pile-of-Dust." Buffy: "Honey, we need to talk about the invitations. Now, do you wanna be William the Bloody, or just Spike? ‘Cause, either way, it's gonna look majorly weird." Spike: "Whereas the name Buffy gives it that touch of classic elegance." Buffy: "What's wrong with Buffy?" Giles: "Oh... such a good question." Spike: "Well, it's a terrible name." Buffy: "My mother gave me that name." Spike: "Your mother, yeah, she's a genius." Buffy: "Don't you start in on my mother." Anya: "Why are you holding hands?" Spike: "They have to hear it sooner or later..." Buffy: "Spike and I are getting married!" Xander: "How? What? How?" Giles: "Three excellent questions." Spike: "What are you lookin' at?"