Buffy: "And you both were affected. I probably only escaped because I'm the Slayer. Some kind of natural immunity."
Xander: "Yeah. Right. You're marrying Spike because you're so right for each other."
Buffy: "Xander!"
Spike: "That's it ... you're off the usher list."

Buffy: "Oh, ugh..."
Spike: "Oh, bloody hell!"
Buffy: "Spike lips! Lips of Spike!"

Spike: "Don't I get a cookie?"
Buffy: "No."
Spike: "Well, I gotta have something. I still have Buffy taste in my mouth."
Buffy: "You're a pig, Spike."
Spike: "Yeah... well I'm not the one who wanted, 'Wind Beneath My Wings' for the first dance."
Buffy: "That was the spell."

Spike: "We're out of wheetabix."
Giles: "We are out of wheetabix because you ate it all- again."
Spike: "Get some more."
Giles: "I thought vampires were supposed to eat blood."
Spike: "Yep. Well sometimes I like to crumble up the wheetabix in the blood- give it a little texture."
Giles: "Since the picture you just painted means I will never touch food of any kind again you'll just have to pick it up yourself."
Spike: "Sissy."

Willow: "What are you doing?"
Spike: "Bloody rot. Can’t a person knock?"
Willow: "What were you doing?"
Xander: "You were trying to stake yourself!"
Spike: "Fag off! - It’s no concern of yours."
Xander: "Is, too. For one thing that’s my shirt you’re about to dust. For another, we’ve shared a lot here. You should have trusted me enough to do it for you."
Willow: "Xander!"
Xander: "What? He wants to die, I want to help."

Spike: "That’s right. I’m back. And I’m a BLOODY ANIMAL! Yeah!"

Spike: "What’s this? Sitting around watching the telly while there’s evil still a foot.  That’s not very industrious of you. I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What, can’t go without your Buffy, is that it? Too chicken? Let’s find her! She is the Chosen One after all. – Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Let’s annihilate them. For justice - and for - the safety of puppies – and Christmas, right? Let’s fight that evil! - Let’s kill something!  Oh, come on!"

Spike:  “I saved you,  every night I saved you.”
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