THE WHITE CORPSE HUSTLE:
THE GUIDE TO THE FLEDGLING VAMPIRE
The New Novel by John Dimes!!
Finally find out everything you need to know about being a vampire. From shadows to sex, all of your vampire questions are answered by the expert on all made-up things! Written and illustrated by John Dimes.
Order your very own copy from Publish America!
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WASHINGTON CITY PAPER BLURB
So you're a vampire and the party's just not happening. Nary a neck to nibble. No prob. Just access the best perk of the gig: Change into a bat and flit to the next soiree. But wait—what about that snazzy outfit? The powers of darkness are one thing, but the powers of physics say you arrive butt-nekkid. John Dimes pondered these and other questions and put his answers into the book The White Corpse Hustle: A Guide for the Fledgling Vampire.
"For years I wondered where vampire's clothes disappeared to when they changed into bats," says Dimes. That and the various and inconsistent origin stories set him to writing. "I decided to plunder them all, make them all fit somehow, in the most ridiculous possible way."
Dimes also drew on his decade as "Dr. Sarcofiguy" on the Northern Virginia–based cable show The Spooky Movie, which celebrates its 10th anniversary this weekend. Shake the man's hand, if you dare, when Dimes signs copies of his book at 6 p.m. at Beyond Comics II, 1419 Wisconsin Ave. NW. (202) 333-8650. Free. (Dave Nuttycombe)- Washington City Paper
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THE WHITE CORPSE HUSTLE - REVIEW!
If you are a brand new vampire, and you have a great sense of humor (which is apparently a requirement), pick up a copy of this guide book and make your life a little bit easier. You'll learn extremely important things like: "Proper attire whilst teleporting or transmogrifying into bats and such.""Why males and females of the vampiric species never, EVER engage in sexual congress."And very important methods such as:"Vampiric Telepathy: The Power of Unphysical Fiddling."Spells for "Multiplicity"And a slew of other "How To Dos", remedies and routines for the noob vampire.In a nutshell, The White Corpse Hustle is a fun little read that reminded me of Hitchhikers Guide with its whimsical presentation.JIVE Magazine Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Guide Books - JIVE MAGAZINE
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COINCIDISSONANCE by John Dimes
"....a trip of a read to anyone who enjoys the unique David Lynch/Terry Gilliam side of life!"
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