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Q. Why does Heroine of the Dragon rock so much?
A. Do you ask why the sun rises every morning, or why a nightingale lights on your windowsill? Geez, some things just are
Q. What does HotD mean? Does it mean she's hot?
A. It does not mean she's hot. She is hot however, because it is a prerequisite for being in a state of 'rock', but the "Hot" in HotD doesn't mean hot, it means "Heroine of the". You can figure out what the "D" means by your own.
Update: It has come to my attention that HotD could also mean "House of the Dead", a moderately popular shooter made by the software company Capcom (and also a motion picture on the same theme). Consequently, when encountering the abbreviation, it would be prudent to determine it's meaning based on it's context. At this site, HotD stands for "Heroine of the Dragon" unless otherwise noted.
Q. Is it true that the Heroine of the Dragon is a ninja?
A. Yes. I have lots of indisputable evidence. Next question.
Q. I love the Heroine of the Dragon. Is there a Heroine of the Dragon fanclub?
A. No. Oddly enough.
Q. What does the Heroine of the Dragon do?
A. I think the better question is what does the Heroine of the Dragon not do! She can sing, she can dance, she can fly... But what she's really good at is stealing a man's heart (she can steal a woman's heart too, but it's a tad messier).
Q. I hate the Heroine of the Dragon.
A. First off, that's not a question. Second, if you said that, you're lying. You love the Heroine. There's no denying it.
Q: I heard that HotD is always cruel or mean. What's her problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, the Heroine of the Dragon can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: When is Marshmallow day?
A: Surprisingly, there is no offical day to celebrate marshmallows and the history and culture thereof. Nonetheless, there are those which celebrate it on August 18th.
Q: Does the Heroine of the Dragon action figure come with kung-fu grip and throwing marshmallows?
A: ???
Q: How did the Heroine gain such amazing abilities?
A: No one knows for sure, but one thing you can be sure of is that I don't care.
Q: I'd like to know more about the Heroine of the Dragon. Is there an informative pamphlet which I may puruse at my own leisure?
A: No, but if you still have questions, e-mail me, and maybe, just maybe, I'll answer it!
- Ace ^.^()
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