My immense talents include web designing, drawing and poetry. I'm so talented I don't know what to do. I like porn, tropical fish, BreadTalk's Hot Chick, my Nokia 5100 and 5140 phones, my über-smart niece Lexi, Lily Kahumoku and the Rainbow Wahine volleyball team, and my friends. Yes, in that order. I am also willing to sell my kidney to get my hands on the new Mac PowerBook and a ton of Crumpler backpacks.

I created this site using my crash-happy PC and a mouse that nearly gave me carpal tunnel syndrome.

Email me at ericplim@hotmail.com and tell me how great my site is.

Watch out for my self-produced, self-titled coffee table book featuring myself in various states of undress. Meaning a shitload of buddha-belly and sagging man-tits. But you know you'll love it.

So, in closing, I'd like to say good luck, God speed and to some of you, I'll see you soon.