fraulein - math whiz

After constantly falling for the wrong person, Fraulein was stuck with her cellphone for a while. Now in a relationship with whom she hopes to be the perfect guy, Frau bears that dazed, faraway look of pure bliss. Frau was well-known in high school for her math wizardry, which I think resulted in her uniquely kinky hair. Now sporting artificially-straightened hair and using her mathematical stylings, Frau works for a stastitics office where she solves complicated problems involving cows and carabaos.

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