(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (S)how furry GIF
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened.
*Get thee down.  Be thou funky.
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"Reality" is that which is dreamed the longest.
edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A single fact can spoil a good argument
A social life?  Where can I download THAT from?
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
All words are pegs on which to hang ideas.
Allen's Law: Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.
Am I ignorant or apathetic?  I don't know and don't care!
An optimist invented an airplane, a pessimist invented a parachute.
An ounce of wine in a gallon of sewage is sewage; an ounce of sewage in a gallon of wine is sewage
And I suppose the crazed mob on the front lawn isn't rational either?
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing
Are girl scout cookies made from little girl scouts?
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
Assumption is the mother of all screwups
Awright, hold it...where's the mutant repellant?
AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Be vewwy vewwy quiet ... I'm hunting taglines.
Beware of geeks bearing GIFs.
Boldly going forward because we simply can't find reverse.
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death
Bugs come in through open Windows.
C:\> COPY A:\MOTHER.DNA+B:\FATHER.DNA C:\BABY.EXE
Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?
Confused?  Call Counselor Troi, 1-900-NCC-1701, $1.95/min.
Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.
Curses!  Foiled again!
Debugging=removing bugs. Programming=putting them in.
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion?
Do not disturb. (I am already quite disturbed, thank you.)
Don't you dare cloud my opinions with facts!
Drive A: not responding . . . Formatting C: instead
Drop this message into any mailbox to return to sender.
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality
Eschew obfuscation.
Even my cleaning lady won't do Windows.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
ERR999: User is confused.  Press Enter to return to reality.
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your taglines!
Generic tagline.  Suitable for everyday use.
Give them 2.54 cm and they'll want 1.61 km!!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
He who laughs last is S-L-O-W.
He who will not risk, cannot win.
Heisenberg may have slept here.
Home is where you hang your @
How did they survive the Crusades without Duct Tape?
How do you get your hair to do that?
I am Popeye of Borg.  Prepare to be askimilgrated.
I believe in getting into hot water.  It keeps you clean.
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!
I don't believe the liberal media!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
I know a good tag line when I steal one.
I object Your Honor, Counsel is winning this case....
I pressed REDIAL on a brand new phone and it had a nervous breakdown.
I saw a tree fall in the woods.  I didn't hear it.
I say we nuke the site from Orbit, it's the only way to be sure
I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
I DID IT!!! I invented the unadoptable tagline! Try it. Won't work!
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
I'd love to help you out, but I don't know which way you came in !
I'm always sincere, whether I mean it or not.
I'm an incorrigible punster . . . so don't incorrige me!
I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
I'm just confused . . . I USED to be amazed!
I'm not Young enough to know everything!
I'm the person your mother warned you about.
I'm weird, but around here it's barely noticeable.
If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it. - Tim Allen
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If I didn't like you, I'd ignore you.
Ignorance or Apathy?  I don't know, and I don't care!
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
Junk = stuff we throw away.  Stuff = junk we keep.
Luke!  I'm your father!  Bill Gates, 1980
LAWYER: A cat settles a dispute between 2 mice.
Misspelled?  Impossible.  My modem is error correcting.
Money can't buy happiness, but it allows a choice of misery.
Never hit a man with glasses.  Use your fist!
Never tell me the odds!
No brain is stronger than its weakest think.
No one can hear when you're Screaming in Digital!
No, Macarena is not a third-world country in South America...
Objects in taglines are closer than they appear.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Oxymoron: Alone Together
People say I'm indecisive.  Am I?  I don't know.
Politics: Poly = many, Tics = Blood sucking parasites.
Power corrupts.  Absolute power is kind of neat.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Put on your seatbelt... I wanna try something!
PROGRAM: n. used to turn valid data into error messages
Reality-ometer:  <\........>  Hmmph!  Thought so...
REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)
She who dies with the most TAGLINES wins!
So simple, a child could do it.  (Child sold separately.)
Speed of Lightning, Power of Thunder.....UNDERDOG!!!!
Static Kling? isn't that a moon orbiting the Klingon Homeworld?
SYSOP: The guy that is laughing at your typing.
Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer . . .
The Secrecy of my job prevents me from knowing what I do.
Then all of a sudden  BLAMMO !! Pixels EVERYWHERE!
This marks Logical End-Of-Message. Physical EOM follows
This tagline is umop apisdn!
Those who can, do.  Those who can't, supervise!
To err is human.  To really screw up it takes a computer!
To err is human, to forgive ...  5 dollars.
To have a chance, you have to take a chance !
Token centry planets and how to build them next on -- This Old Sector
Troubleshooting: if it gives you any trouble, shoot it.
Two wrongs don't make a right.  Try three.
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, But Three Lefts Do.
UTSL: Use the Source, Luke !
Watch this space.                Now blink.  Now go to next message.
What do you mean? You actually read this Tagline?!?
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
What?!? This isn't the Files section?!?
Which came first? The woman or the department store?
Who invented copper-wire? Two dutchman found a cent!
Yes, but you're taking the universe out of context.
You are the Senate.  You have the power to filibuster.
3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

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