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...your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar
...snow tires come standard on all your cars
...at least 50 percent of your relatives work on a dairy farm
...you have ever gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week
...you can identify a Michigan accent
...you know what "cow tipping" is
...you learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were off your bike
..."Down South" to you means Chicago
...traveling coast to coast means going from Superior to Milwaukee
...a brat is something you eat
...you know that Eau Claire is not something you eat
...you have no difficulty spelling Milwaukee
...you got a passport to go to Minnesota
...you don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon
...you used to think that Deer Season was included as an official school holiday
...you can actually pronounce and spell Oconomowoc
...you know what a bubbler is
...a Friday night out is taking your significant other shining for deer
...you go to work in a snowsuit in the morning and return home wearing shorts
...when you tell someone where you're from and they say "I thought that was part of Canada"
...your idea of the seasons are Winter, Spring, and 4th of July
...you know how to polka
...formal wear is a flannel shirt, blue jeans and a baseball cap
...your children describe their summer vacation out of state as a "trip to Door County"
...you have to go to Florida to get a tan in August
...you define "swimming season" as Labor Day weekend
...your fourth of July family picnic was moved indoors due to frost
...you decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a weekend.
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