"Patience my ass, I'm gonna kill something."
OR:
Candle
A flask of alcohol
Window decorations
A chest of drawers
An arisol can
Crossover, Mpreg, Kink, BDSM, Rape/abuse, mixed marrage, foursome/moresome, Alex Krycek, Songfic, Picturefic, Mary Sue or other 'subgenre' of slashfic a plus. Please have appropriate warnings. One I like the best will get a prize.