The House prides itself in being a place for friends and fun. So in order to elminate things that could take away from such fun, the House has developed a few simple rules. If for any reason a House Guest should violate any of these rules, they will be placed on House Review with the possibility of being placed on the Wall of Shame.

So let the fun begin, but remember to play by the House Rules:
• Rule 1: Go Big or Go Home!
• Rule 2: You'd better come to play!!!
• Rule 3: No booting in the sink
• Rule 4: No booting on the carpet
• Rule 5: Stop bitching and just do it!
• Rule 6: Never throw glitter in the House (includes sundeck!)
• Rule 7: No plastic bottle alcohol (refer to rules 3,4, and 10)
• Rule 8: Fuck $c!!!
• Rule 9: Take your "warm fuzzies" and shove 'em up your ass!
• Rule 10: No booting on/off the sun deck
• Rule 11: Drink through it!
• Rule 12: Say NO to Alcohol Abuse! :
  • Pouring it down the sink
  • Breaking someone else's beer bottle
• Rule 13: Dance through it!