Arni Vs Babboons

Of all of the Hollywood stars, Arnold Schwarzenneger is by far the most "sophisticated" & "Sensitive" A-list celebrity you are likely to meet. With his rippling muscles and charming sense of humour, you would be mistaken for thinking that Arny was nothing more than a typical celebrity. In this one-on-one exclusive interview, we meet up with Arny in the magnificent 24/7 truck stop in central Boston,

to tell you the darker side of Arny's personality. Putting off his daily chores of reading through endless scripts and balancing his checkbooks, he is about to take on his latest role, one which would make a naive fan sick to the stomach. Dressed in a light tan jacket and military combats, Arny confessed "There is nothing the matterwith the sport of extreme hunting. If you have the spirit, it can be the most enjoyable experiance you would ever witness."

Puffing on his trademark Cuban cigar, Arny babbled on in a shocking manner, describing his victory's in the animal kingdom. "Ok, I've had injuries in the hunts, but they were all superficial. There has to be some give & take. What would be the fun in stalking an animal, knowing that you could destoy it at anytime you wished, which is why the hunt rules specify that there is to be, at no time, a weapon that has projectile capability on a person while in the hunt. This makes the hunt more deadly." Arny told us how his wife "Maria" had also been on hunts with him as his"Butler." He says that that her job was to "collect the animals bodies and place them into the trailer that they took on the hunts." Arny gloated over his most recent "Tropheys." "On my most recent hunt, I killed a Zebra in a way never seen before. You see, in this game you have to use whatever resources you can find. Including other Wildlife.On this particular hunt, I managed to capture a Ridgeback Scorpion in a Potato sack. This was nesasary. If you

have ever tried to get near a Zebra, you will know that it is hard at the best of times, which is why I used my Pick up Truck and a large rope for this chase. As there is a penalty for any damaged sustained to the animal, we have to use minimal force. A Trophey is no good with a fractured Jaw, which is why the regular way to destroy an animal of this size is by Strangulation. Anyway, when I noosed the animal by the neck, there was a pitifull struggle. I placed the sack with the scorpion in it over the Zebra's head. The trick is to make the Scorpion as angry as possible by putting it under the hood of the vehicle with the engine running. This gets it heavily aggrivated. Once this little guy is face to face with something, it's raw heat. Anyway, the Zebra slowly lost the struggle and begun to kneel slowly to it's death. And that was it. I had my victory. It really is that simple." Arny told us that the next up-coming hunt would be in Three weeks time to Africa, at an undisclosed location. He has agreed to let us tag along on the hunt with our Camera crew. So we will keep you updated when we get our invites!