Harry Potter & The Voice Of God

With Harry Potter and chums about to start year five, Voldemort still running wild and things becoming more frenzied for our heroes, someone 'up there' decides to take a look-in at Hogwarts.

Hey, the books are Satan's Work, obviously.
Rated: PG-ish
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Spoilers - All HP books/Dogma

Chapter One - Flaming Hell!
Chapter Two - Angels, God &...platypi?
Chapter Three - There's Always One
Chapter Four - Your Mission, Should You Choose To Accept It...