CRABBE & GOYLE

as described by none other than Draco Malfoy

Now why on Earth someone would care enough about Crabbe & Goyle to visit their page, beats me, but I made it in case someone does. Yeah, yeah, they protect me so I'm rarely beat up, but still - they've got the brains of flies. I doubt they can read, or else I might fear they'd beat ME up because of what I'm writing. Oh, wait, they wouldn't understand it's an insult. Sure, I don't like it if anyone else insults my friends, but they're MY friends so I can do as I please.

Once Weasley's rat bit Goyle on the hand and that made me mad. Not that it hurt Goyle - I wouldn't care - but it made him seem above us rich, purebblood wizarding families. Weasley comes from a family of wizards, but they sure don't act like it. His father, running around, playing with Muggle things and wishing he could live as a Muggle, the Weasel himself making friends with a Mudblood... It's sad, you know. There have never been such blood traitors as the Weasleys. You'd never know they're purebloods from the way they act.

Not to mention, they're poor. Dirt poor. You should see the shack they're living in... I mean, Arthur Weasley could make some money if he tried. But he'd rather spend all day with Muggles than become rich. And all those kids! Like my father says, "You can recognize the Weasleys by red hair and more kids than they can afford." Tsk.

Enough chatter about the no-good Weasleys. But what can I say about Crabbe & Goyle? OK, here's some facts about them:

What a great addition to society, huh? Well, if they help me, then there's some good in them.

Visit my page - here - it won't be a waste of time if I get referred by this page.


There's no cute little 'fan art' on this page because those Mudblood Potter fans wouldn't think of drawing Crabbe & Goyle. Hey, wait, I think I once saw a pic of me, Crabbe, and Goyle. Well, I can't find it now.

The reason I chose this font was to represent the subjects. Thick and dull. Just like my bodyguards.

My last words for this page will be "Slytherins rule and Gryffindors drool." We'll win the Cup this year, you'll see. And we will be the ones to conquer the world. Just wait.

-- Draco Malfoy

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By the way, this page was also a good excuse to insult Potter & co., and stop him before he writes the page about my friends.

-- D.M.