october00

Sunday, 10/1/00, 7:18 PM

          Hoth Rebel Trooper, I am SO sorry! You see, the phone rang and I had to answer it, and it turned out be one of my dad's friends (I think it was Lando) and then, exactly 12 minutes later when I reconnected, you were gone! I'm sorry! Please don't be mad at me! Hey, I'm the first person to sign your new guestbook. Special me. Anyway, I would have had to go right away anyway. But still, I'm sorry! Have I apologized enough yet? Once more, for good measure: I'm sorry! Um, when's our next chat session? I'm babysitting tomorrow (Oct. 2) until late. My advice: forgive me, please!

From: Coruscant
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Jaina

Dear Jaina,

          Oh, the suffering! I waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, then took a break from waiting, and after that I waited some more! No, just kidding. I actually left the Chat Corner immediatly after you did because I was tired and it was bedtime in Eastern Hoth Standard time. I was about to tell you I was leaving, but you left before I could! I was really too tired to wait, sorry. Yes, you are the first person to sign my fourth Advice Corner. I bet you didn't know there have been four. The first one was erased by accident when I took over the site from MG. If you look at the old version of this site, you can see the second one. Some idiot signed that one, thinking I would give advice. The third Advice Corner is the one I just erased. So this would be the fourth. My advice: Use your Jedi skills when you are babysitting.

Monday, 10/2/00, 10:08 AM

          What did you think you were doing!?!?!?!?!?! I went insane for those 3 days!!! WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Sorry I didn't come in last night, but my mom said no internet on sundays. Sometimes I "check my email" anyway, but she made me get off at 6:56 last night. Oh well. So, what's up with you? How's Hoth Academy? What grade are you in anyway? My teacher got mad at me today for writing a bad precis. I mean, what was wrong with it??? Maybe you can go back in your time machine and fix what was wrong with it. I'll I've got to say is KEEP THE ADVICE CORNER UP FROM NOW ON!!!!!!! ***Sob*** I can't beileve you did that to me. All the emotional tumoil I went through these past couple days in unbelieveable. My shrink said that I need to get a life, but all I could say is, "WHY?!?!?!?" please don't ever do that to me again!!!

Web Site: Xtreme Star Wars
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Lau-ra Anu

Dear Lau-ra Anu,

          Well, I'm SORRY!!!!!!! Why should I apologize to you anyway? You're the one who hacked into Starvivor before I was finished and put in a thousand votes for Jaina's aunt. Shame on you! I erased your votes as punishment. And I'm not going to tell you why the Advice Corner was closed. I told Jaina, but Jaina is nice. You are mean! Mean, mean, MEAN!!! All I can tell you about my grade is that I'm not a stupid baby Freshman. My advice: Your shrink isn't making any progress.

Monday, 10/2/00, 10:42 AM

          You stuffed a sock with bologna?? ha ha ha!

From: Yavin 4
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Suz-Ai Gallia (I don't NEED advice)

Dear Suz-Ai Gallia (I don't NEED advice),

          Yes! I stuffed a sock with bologna! OKAY!!!! Magnificent word, isn't "bologna?" And why do you find that funny?! You're the one with the sock-stuffing disorder. I think you NEED a little more than advice. You NEED help, that's what you NEED. You NEED to visit a shrink like Lau-ra NEEDS to. You NEED to cut back on the sugar. I think it's too late for that, though. You told me sock-stuffing was going to be fun! How DID you get Vada out of your stomach anyway? Lau-ra says you used the Force. My advice: Please explain this.

Monday, 10/2/00, 1:06 PM

          I'm sorry I didn't complete my letter thingy. I was going to say that the rebels were moving their base from planet to planet and that annoys me. The death star is really good for offensive fleets. It has lots and lots of laser cannons and turbolasers and can carry a lot of fighters. I move my fleet away from coruscant and decided to give it up. While their fleets assembled to attack coruscant, I started destroying every planet on the outer rim. Their fleet and their stupid fighters blew the death star up with a death star trench run. The only way to stop that is to build a death star shield on a planet but then you can only use it as a defensive weapon. I sent my fighters to intersept them but it was too late. On the bright side, I blew up a lot of planets before they stopped me. That,s cool. Did you know my librarian is a witch. She always yells and my homeroom is right next to the library. Today she made us get out of the classroom because there is no teacher there yet. She said, "You can't be in there now! Goodbye!" Then I said "goodbye" and she pulled me into her classroom and started yelling. She said," when your on my carpet you can't say goodbye, show some respect!!!" My classmates think she's a witch too. There is also a girl in my class who says she kills dogs. She's a witch too. Do you know how you find if someone's a witch? You tie a rock to her legs and put her in water. If she dies then she's not a witch, if she survives she's a witch and is put to death. Paploo is the name of the ewok that flew the speeder bike. That's me. I'm gonna collect more star wars cards. I have 2 correllian corvetes. That's cool. Is there a Death Star card? Death Stars are cool.

From: endor
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Paploo

Dear Paploo,

          Woah! You came really close to beating Jaina's record for longest Advice Corner entree! You were only 32 words less than her. Anyway, I think that Vada is as harmless as a fly next to you. C'mon! Stop blowing up planets. ... Hoth... I suppose... is on the outer rim. Be careful! Yes, I am on Hoth for real, now. But sometimes I forget. Junior High tends to have witches as librarians. I can tell that you Ewoks really hate witches. Weren't there witches in those odd Ewok Adventure movies. I don't really know if I should consider them Star Wars movies. Oh well. You figure it out. I got thrown out of the library in Junior High many times because I brought in my Game Boy and I would tell my friends that I had 4 Masterballs (those are things you use in the Pokemon game to catch Pokemon). Well, she thought that I said something else and she wouldn't let me back it the library for the rest of 7th Grade. She was definitely a witch. Don't worry, I don't like Pokemon anymore. My advice: Buy some Death Star II cards, you might find Death Star II.

Monday, 10/2/00, 1:22 PM

          Am I dead? Or is that one of the other Beatles. I got shot didn't I? Or was that Paul? I'm confused. What should I do Mr. Hoth Guy? Does my haircut scare you? It scares me. It scares a lot of people? Am I a hippie?Does Madonna weigh 4000 kilograms? I heard she does. I watched star wars once. I liked when the gold guy flew for those little bears.

From: London
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): John Lennon

Dear John Lennon,

          Yes, I believe that you are dead. I only know this fact because it was in Quantum Leap. If you play one of the beatles songs backwards (I can't remember which song, I'll have to watch that episode of Quantum Leap again), then it says "Paul is dead." Paul is not dead. You are dead. I do not know if your haircut scares me. If it resembles a Noghri in the slightest bit, then yes, it does scare me. GET IT AWAY!!!!!!!! And if hippies are anything like Noghris, then they scare me too. GET THEM AWAY!!!! AHHHHHHHH!! AH! Ah. Modonna does not look like a Noghri. But she still scares me. GET HER AWAY!!!!!!!!!! Gold guy? Little bears? My advice: Stop being so dead!

Tuesday, 10/3/00, 9:14 AM

          It was pretty easy to hack into starvivor. All I had to do was type your URL then /stjaina.html or /stackbar.html And, okay, I admit I tryed to get Jaina's aunt voted off. Since you didn't like that though, I'm trying to get Corran chucked off. The reason why is this: He is competion for Jaina. Jaina must win!!! If it came down to Corran and Jaina, Adi gallia would vote for Corran, and then Jaina would lose. Anyway, what does that ewok think he is doing?? he's trying to dominate the advice corner!! I have this to say to him: Don't even think about it Mister Paploo. Only Jaina and Lau-ra Anu are aloud to sign the guestbook multiple times in a day. You better watch your back, Vada the Beda is watching your every move. Okay, well now, Mr. Paploo, just be carefull. And vote Corran Horn off the island. And mr. hoth rebel trooper: I need advice: Should I eat the after game snack after my soccer game today?? My advice: Stay away from the beaver, he is looking hungry.

Web Site: Xtreme Star Wars
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Lau-ra Anu

Dear Lau-ra Anu,

          Listen, Sar-ah! Yes, I know that you lie about your name. Jaina told me. Don't ask me how she figured it out. I may get mad when people vote for Mara, but I REALLY get mad when people vote for Corran!!!! At least Corran didn't ruin everything I worked so hard to accomplish. Mara went and helped destory one of my clones! At least it wasn't me! You really didn't think that I only had one clone saved up, did you? I would be the baby version... forced to relive my childhood all over again. Look at me!!! I'm in highschool all over again!! Erggghhh!!!! Oh dear... uh... I mean, Hoth Rebel Trooper (that goes for everything above). Stupid delete button!!!!! Only erases things in front of it! Who invented that! It's completely useless!!!! I'd rather have Paploo sign my Advice Corner multiple times than have you keep on signing it! My advice: Beavers have nothing to do with me unless you are speaking of Beaver mucas.

Tuesday, 10/3/00, 9:17 AM

          AHHHHH! HE SIGNED YOUR GUESTBOOK!!!!! OMIGOSH! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT!!!!! THAT IS SOOOOOOO COOL!!! Okay, now I've calmed down. My advice for Mr. Lennon: You are dead (twenty years dead this december). You were shot. Paul is not dead. You are. My final advice: Jai Guru Deva

Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Lau-ra Anu

Dear Lau-ra Anu,

          Hey! Stop giving advice to people who sign my Advice Corner! That's my job! I already told Mr. Lennon that he was dead. He doesn't need YOUR help! Mr. Lennon wrote that song with "all the people" in it. I like that song. I just don't know the words or the tune. Oh well. I sing it like this: All the people, all the people, all the people, all the people... etc. It gets rather repetitive. Tell, me Jaina, did I spell that right? REPETITIVE. <*)))-{ (fish). My advice: Jai Guru Deva?????

Tuesday, 10/3/00, 9:17 AM

          sorry, but I have one more thing to say to Mr. Lennon: You are not from London. you are from liverpool

Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Lau-ra Anu

Dear Lau-ra Anu,

          Mr. Lennon is can be from wherever he wants to be. Okay! Give that poor dead Brittish man a break! C'mon! You call yourself a Beatles fan! Shame on you! Here is poor Mr. Lennon, coming to my Advice Corner with some serious problems, and all you do is insult him. It makes me cry! No really, it does. *Sniff* My advice: You are not from London either!

Tuesday, 10/3/00, 1:44 PM

          Did you know that glitterstim is spelled stim not stem. Stim! As in stimulant! Sugar is a cool stimulant. My mom doesn't me having too much sugar, so I load my tea with sugar. We learned about Vikings in school. They are a primative Earth species. Not as primative as ewoks. More primative than an ewok with a lightsaber. Only poor people have goats in the Viking villages. Goat milk tastes nasty. Did you know that vikings were mainly farmers? They didn't steal as their main proffesion. The word Ewok is cool if you rearrange its letters. eowk woke wkoe kowe weok koew. My sword is long. [======}::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> I read I, Jedi. It is awsome. I also likedThe New Rebellion. That book was kind of weird. It doesn't seem like Stackpole's Star Wars. It's really Lucas's Star Wars but Stackpole is the best. I also like Kevin J Anderson. Do you know what Pneumonamicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is? I'll tell you if you can't figure it out. I want a death star II. One time in star wars Rebellion I sent admeral Ozzel on a suicide mission. He has really low espionage and combat skill so I sent him on an espionage mission to Kessel (thats where the rebel base was).He got capture and injured, not killed! Stupid rebels show too much mercy. Rebels can only send special troops on capture missions, but the imps can send them on assasination missons. I like super star destoyers. I sent one after 3 Mon Cal cruisers. It had no fighters and they had two A-wing squadrons. I still killed two Mon Cals and they retreated into hyperspace. I should have had an Intertictor Cruiser. I once killed Wedge. He was on Ship Research and Development mission on one of the rebs shipyards. And I had a blockade around the planet. He tried to escape and Boom! I like Wedge. I wanted to kill Leia. The only thing I don't like about the imps is that they're racist! They only like humans. But Thrawn wasn't human. What was he anyway? I never read the Zahn trilogy because I only have The Last Command. I am going to borrow Heir to the Empire from my hyperactive friend that moved away. Have you ever played Jedi Power Battles? Its cool. Im trying to beat it with Qui-Gon so I can play as Darth Maul. Then I'll kill those stupid handmaidens. I wish you could play as a death star. In star wars ccg can you blow up planets with the death star? That would be cool. I got an Endor pack. I got a couple endor sites but still no endor! hese things make me mad. Does Vada the Beta want to kill ewoks? You should get some corrosive to kill him. Did you know that the formula for sulfuric acid is H2SO4? Thats almost H2O. It looks a lot like H2O. That would be a cool way to get rid of the witch librarian. Do you know what the pH value for sulfuric acid is? I once had to pee in hydrochloric acid. It turned blue and started smelling really bad. It was a test because I had three kidney stones. They hurt a lot. They gave me Morphine. It feels cool. Did you know that morphine is a narcotic? They call it the soldiers joy. Wounded guys in the civil war, when it was first introduced, got hooked on it and died from and overdose. Did you see the part in Saving Private Ryan where the medic got shot and they gave him too much Morphine? They did a good job on D-Day in that movie. That was one of the three beaches the allies landed on in this one campaign. It suffered the most casualties. Did you know that the allies floated a dead guy with fake battle plans down a river? I don't know if that's true. I lot of war myths develope over the years and its hard to tell fact from fiction. The allies also floated inflatable submarines to draw enemy fire during the invasion. That all happened on Earth. Did you know that Hitler lost because he tried to fight a war on two fronts? I'm babbling on like this because ther is a little four year old girl that keeps following me. I've locked myself in the study to get away from her. If anyone is reading this a few minutes after the time listed above, I'll be in the chat room. Is there an official chat room time yet?

From: endor
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Paploo

Dear Paploo,

          Hmmmm. The length of this Advice is going to look like nothing at all compaired to your entree. You have outwritten the great Jaina Solo. You got the world record! Don't you feel proud? I feel proud... for no reason. I have to click the little arrow on the bottom of my scroll bar 35 times to read this letter. Amazing. I can't believe that I just wasted time clicking my scroll bar. I messed up twice because I clicked the light-gray area by accident. I had to start clicking all over again!! Sorry, about the glitterstim. I couldn't spell at the time because I was eating glitterstim while I was typing. Now that I think of it, I can never spell. Well, I pretty much just told the galaxy that I eat glitterstim every day! Do you know if you are supposed to eat it? I hope I'm not using it wrong.... I feel a little woozy right now. Is that how... you... spell... w... woozy? I... don't... KNOW!!!! WOAH! Sorry. Your sword may be long, but I've seen better. Check August 2000 for the best swords. The pH level of sulfuric acid must be very, very low. I don't know what Pneumonamicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis means. I searched the web, but I found nothing. Did you spell it right? I see room for error in that word. Plenty of room. Did you know that I met Micheal A. Stackpole? He's awesome. Morphine? Is it as good as glitterstim? Not possible. Maybe I'll try it some time. I saw Saving Ryan's... I mean, uh Saving Private Ryan. (Almost went PG-13 there, sorry). That is a stupid joke that I can't stop thinking of every time I think of that movie. Good movie, though. Not violent, enough, though. Star Wars is more violent. Ep. IV: Crunching throat, Burning carcasses, Jawa massacure, Aqualish arm cut off, Dozens o' dead Stormtroopers, Cut in half Jedi, Billions of Alderaanians vaporize, Pilots blow up, Hundreds of Imperial's die on Death Star. Ep. V: Tauntaun meat, Luke's face bleeds, Armless Wampa, Frozen Tauntaun, Tauntaun guts, Ozzel chokes, Hoth Rebel Troopers shot down at full power, Snowspeeder crashes, Dack electricuted, Dack stepped on, poor Dack, AT-AT falls, Snowtroopers blow up, TIEs hit astroids, Vader's head falls off in cave, nope that's Luke's head, stupid Luke, Needa chokes, apology excepted, droid disassembled, torture chamber, Lando punched, Dozens o' dead Stormtroopers, Lightsaber cuts, Hand comes off. Ep. VI: Totured droid, Froggies eaten, Oola eaten, Gamorrean eaten, Rancor stabbed, Lots o' guards eaten, Boba fett eaten, Guards sliced, Hand shot, Jabba chokes, Salicious Crumb electricuted, Bardge blows up, Yoda's sick, Yoda dies, Ewoks throw rocks, Ewoks throw spears, Ewoks shoot arrows, Ewoks crunch AT-ST, Ewoks trip AT-ST, Wicket hits himself, Little Ewok dies, Pilots Blow up, Dozens o' dead Stormtroopers, Hand chopped off, Luke electricuted, Palpy thrown, Palpy blows up, Darth electricuted, Helmet comes off, Yucky face, Death Star II blows up. Ep. I: Ship blows up, droids get cut, animals squashed, people die, more people die, Gungans die, Ships blow up, Pilots fry, Lightsaber sticks through Qui-Gon's chest, Sith Lord cut in half, seperate halves fall. WOAH. I better stop. My advice: Just say no to glitterstim, I didn't say no, now look at me!!!!

Tuesday, 10/3/00, 1:48 PM

          I can sign the thingy more than once a day! You must be a witch!

From: endor
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Paloo

Dear Paploo,

          I hope you are speaking to Lau-ra, and not me. I am not a witch! I am a Grand Adm... I mean, uh Hoth Rebel Trooper. By the way, please look at the time you wrote your long message and the time you wrote this message. You are a fast typer! I asked my computer to count the words in your long entree and then I divided that number by four to find your WPM. You type 190.5 WPM. Wow! I bet that's faster than Jaina types. And she's pretty fast. I know because it doesn't take her very long to respond when we are chatting. I have trouble keeping up with her. At least I don't type with one finger like Threepio. Ha! That's funny! My advice: Chill out, it's better to only sign once a day, less work for me.

Tuesday, 10/3/00, 2:56 PM

          Aughhhh!!!! Stupid Paploo. One of these days I will write a longer one than you, I just don't have time right now. Sorry Hoth Rebel Trooper, I told Lau-ra why your guest book was closed. I didn't know that I wasn't supposed to!!! Anyway, Lau-ra...you are obsessed with the Beatles. When I was babysitting yesterday, I saw some Beatles music on their piano so I played it. I think the song I played was "Let It Be". I have nothing to say right now, I really have to go. Beware Paploo. I will beat your record!!!! It's mine! You're just a weird Ewok (sure, you did kind of save my parents, but still...)

From: Coruscant
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Jaina

Dear Jaina,

          Hey! Waht did I say about compititionon my Advice corner?! Remember when you and Lau-ra wanted to kill eachother? Let's not repeat that, please. And how in the galaxy did you tell Lau-ra why my Advice Corner was closed. Where did you tell her?! I can't find the evidence anywhere. My advice: Go play your stupid Beatles songs, I don't care, I'm mad because you told Lau-ra, I hope you haven't told her my OTHER secret.

Tuesday, 10/3/00, 3:09 PM

          I am on to you Grand Admiral Thrawn!!!! I am a bounty hunter, but lucky for you I'm not after you this time... l decided since you're friends with my friend Jaina, I'll let you go this once. But beware.... you'd better watch your back. I'm going to be voting on Starvivor in a second.... don't worry, I'll only vote once.... unlike Lau-ra Anu. (Yes, I know all about you Lau-ra,and your fish too.) Anaj

From: Coruscant
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Anaj Mythemus

Dear Anaj Mythemus,

          Uh... you must have the wrong website. No Grand Admiral Thrawn here, sorry. I think he is... dead... yeah, that's it... he's dead. Sorry to disappoint you. How much is the bounty for him. I'm interested. Well, any friend of Jaina is a friend of mine. Did you know that your first name is Jaina backwards without the "i." Vada the Beta is not Lau-ra Anu's fish. He is Suz-Ai Gallia's fish. Shows how much you know!!!!!! My advice: Tell Jaina that I'm still mad at her.

Tuesday, 10/3/00, 3:35 PM

          I'm sorry I wrote long letter. I was getting bored. The great Tree Spirits are very boring to talk to. They never seem to want to talk back. I don't want to make enemies. And just a warning: don't act witchlike. I really dont like witches. The only witch I like is Harry Potter. And hes not a witch. He's a wizard. I once had a neighbor who practiced witchcraft. I'm serious. I told her that was bad. She found out it was believed to be a power through the devil and stopped. Now she's cool. Harry Potter is british like the Beatles. I like the lonely people song. I also think that Bangalo Bill and that song about the guy who hits people with hammers is very bad and witchlike.

From: Endor
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Paploo

Dear Paploo,

          "Bang! Bang! Maxwell Silverhammer came down upon her head! Bang! Bang! Maxwell Silverhammer made sure that she was dead!" Oh... my Beatles memories are coming back yo me. Yes, I was a Beatles fan once. That was my favorite song. It's funny when he kills that teacher and his date and the judge. I would reinact that song with Star Wars figures and a little toy hammer I had. It was fun! Once I used a real hammer, but I broke my Emperor Palpatine figure, so I stopped. My advice: Grimms are dog-like creatures, if you see one then you are dead.

Tuesday, 10/3/00, 3:43 PM

          I would also like to apologize for saying I want to kill Leia. I don't. It is only in the game. Leia has a very high diplomacy rating and she kept starting uprisings on my planets. i had to have a 17 squads of troops in my garrison on Correllia to keep the citizens in line. And its not just 17 troops. I think one troop represents 1000 troops or a platoon or something. I have nothing against Leia. She came at a time when there were not many women warriors on TV and thats cool. I do not want to make enemies.

From: Endor
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Paploo

Dear Paploo,

          Huh? You never said... Huh? My advice: Huh?

Tuesday, 10/3/00, 3:59 PM

          I love the fishes cause they're so delicious.

From: Endor
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Paploo

Dear Paploo,

          Yes, salty fish-shaped crackers are very delicious, indeed. I only like origonal flavor. I ate a whole bag by myself once. That is definitely more than one serving size. Ever noticed that serving sizes onmost foods are really, really small. Who is going to eat 5 goldfish? I also ate a whole bowl of real goldfish ny myself once. I think they could have used some more salt. They swim in your stomach. You should ask Suz-Ai Gallia. My advice: You should try goldfish sometimes, no, not the Pepperage Farm ones.

Tuesday, 10/3/00, 4:57 PM

          Is it just me, or does no one else understand what Paploo is talking about? I see that my friend Anaj signed your advice column. She's a bounty hunter...well, she likes to think she is. She's still kind of in training. She goes to CA with me. Anyway, Hoth Rebel Trooper, I'm glad you don't like Pokemon anymore. I don't like Pokemon. My brothers used to but they don't amymore. And, I've figured out another "secret" about you, Hoth Rebel Trooper, but I won't write it here because it's related to that other secret you told me that I said I wouldn't tell anyone. I'll tell you sometime. Anyway, Paploo, I really don't feel like attacking your record right now. I could, but I don't want to. Oh, one last thing. Hoth Rebel Trooper, I'm really sorry, but I can't figure out your math question. I probably could, but you see, I have enough homework of my own. I hope you get it done though!!

From: Coruscant
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Jaina

Dear Jaina,

          Excuse me?! Advice Column?!!! Jaina, I thought YOU would know better than to call it an advice Column. Corner, CORNER, CORNER!!!!!!!! Ha! Jacen and Anakin Solo liked Pokemon! I guess I shouldn't talk. So, what's this "secret." Tell me and maybe I'll forgive you for everything that you have done recently.
a= air speed of snowspeeder
w= wind speed

a + w = 580
a - w = 500
    2a = 1080
     a = 540
(540) + w = 580
           w = 40
Air speed of snowspeeder = 540 kilometers per parsec
Wind speed = 40 kilometers per parsec

As you can see, I have already figure out the math problem. It was extreamly easy. Not all I have to do is write the portfolio. Fun! My advice: Tell me the secret... just wait until we're chatting alone in the Chat Corner at 7, 10/4/00.

Wednesday, 10/4/00, 8:02 AM

          sorry about that. I won't give advice to other people anymore. And I don't think that John Lennon really visited your guestbook. I believe that it was Katee Tyree again doing that just to make me upset. She will pay............Anyway, I like the Episode 2 story. It's cool. And some of the words to the song Imagine are "Imagine all the people, living for today (ay ay,ayay,) You may say I'm a dreamer, but I 'm not the only one. Maybe someday you'll join us, and the world (or orld) will live as one." That song was played during the Olympics. I was so excited! I made my family shut-up so I could hear it. You never hear that song on the radio's Oldies station (cool 106.5), even though they say that they play songs from 1953-1972, and Imagine was out in 1970. Same with other great songs made AB. my mom said they don't play them because AB music is not considered Oldies, but if the station says that they play music from 53-72, why don't they play Imagine, Maybe I'm Amazed, and Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey???? Why? Maybe you can get in your time machine and find out why. It would be great if you did. My Advice: (I said I wouldn't give any more advice)

Web Site: Xtreme Star Wars
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Lau-ra Anu

Dear Lau-ra Anu,

          Oh. First Mia Hamm, and now John Lennon. This really upsets me! Why can't real celebraties sign my Advice Corner!? WHY?!!!!! Tell Katee to apologize again. Thank you for the word to Imagine. Now I remember the tune also. I like the tune. The words are kind of dumb. Have you seen Quantum Leap? Sam sings that song on Quantum Leap. Well, my time machine is much like the time machine in Quantum Leap. It doesn't work very well. It has some major defects. At least when it is used, there is a way to get the people back, unlike poor Sam. My time machine also turns your brain into Swiss Cheese. It doesn't work for me, sorry. My advice: Watch Quantum Leap on the Sci-Fi Channel.