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Wednesday, 10/4/00, 8:07 AM

          Jaina: You played "Let it be" on someone's piano?? Cool! I have the music for that song, and I play it sometimes. I also have the music for "Hey Jude" but I loned it to someone else, so I can't play it. ANyway, Mr. Hoth Rebel Trooper: I know why the advice column was closed, but I won't tell anyone.

Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Lau-ra Anu

Dear Lau-ra Anu,

          Piano?! What's a piano?! I'm not getting it. I play the Kloo Horn. I am very terrible. I can't believe that I made first chair, 2nd Kloo Horn, in my band. Well, I've been first chair, 2nd Kloo Horn ever since I was a Freshman. I have never been promoted!!!!! Well, I guess that's better than being demoted. I should except the way things are. Oh please, you are getting Beatles songs stuck in my head!!! STOP IT!!!!!! Hey! You called it an Advice Column, too!!!! Erghhhhhhhhhh!!! I thought that you would know better!!!! And how did you find out about my Advice Corner!!!! WHY?! Why did Jaina tell you?!!!!!!? My advice: Shut up.

Wednesday, 10/4/00, 10:16 AM

          This is the BiRtHdAy FaIrY here to say ~*I hope your birthday is a very special day!*~ May your 11th birthday be the best yet! ~*~*~*~Cake & Icecream~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*gLiTtEr!~*~*~*~*~*~ Have a nice day Thrawn!

From: Cup Cake Land
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): ~*~The Birthday Fairy~*~

Dear ~*~The Birthday Fairy~*~,

          Oh! I caught a fairy! I here it's like having your website catch the common cold. A really annoying common cold. I don't hate you fairies, really. It's just I I know that you run around spreading cheer and spirit but, you just remind me of Navi. Have you ever met Navi? I'm telling you, she is the most annoying fairy that I have ever met! Whenever I try to use C-up, she tells me something that I already know, and all I want to do is look!!!! She repeats things over and over, and she scares me when she yells "Hey!" or "What's up!" Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Well, Miss Fairy, I'm afraid my Birthday isn't until April and I've already passed the age of eleven in two lives. My advice: Go bother someone else, Navi-like creature.

Wednesday, 10/4/00, 2:07 PM

          I would like to see who wrote the most words in all their advice entrees put together. What happened to Vada the Beta? Nobody talks about about him anymore. When's Jaina gonna try to kill Jacen? I don't want that to happen because they are both really cool and I don't want them to die. I am just getting restless because Hoth guy says it will happen, but when? I think that they will have a lightsaber duel and as Jaina is fighting with herself for control, Jacen will go kill Vada. That would be cool. They are both evenly matched so I think the duel will last a long time before Vada is dead. I wouldn't want Jacen or Jaina killed, but that would be cool to watch. Maybe Vada is a sith lord. That would be cool. That would explain why he could influence Jaina. Jaina could resist because she's very strong-minded but maybe hes just really powerful like exar kun the way he influenced Kyp. Maybe the reason its taking so long for something to happen is Jaina is fighting it and Vada can't progress very quickly. Do you think Vada has a Death Star? If he does I'm jealous. I hope there is a space battle between The Imperials, New Republic, and Vada's fishy spaceships. Maybe the new republic and imps could cooperate like when they were fighting the Yuuzhan Vong. That would be cool. Do you think Vada's troops have grown to the size of most humanoids and have blasters? He must have some fighting force. When is Vada going to make his move? I want to talk to Vada! Where is he!?!

From: Endor
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Paploo

Dear Paploo,

          I guess I could make a world record section on my site, but give me some time!!! Do you know how long it takes to give advice to everyone who signs my Advice Corner every day? A long time!!! I do have some suggestions, though. 1. Write only one entrée per day, unless you have something REALLY important to say. 2. Try to limit the length of your entrée, it will save both of us time. 3. DON'T ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!!! You don't have to follow these rules, but it would be a nice thing to do. If you think that I'm mean for making these rules, then TOO BAD!!! Vada is in a bowl or an owl right now, so he won't return for a while. He is a Sith Lord, and he has the same tattoos as Darth Maul. Did you know that it is extremely dangerous to turn on a lightsaber underwater? It's cool looking, though. You can boil a lake in a matter of parsecs. My advice: Don't try this at home.

Wednesday, 10/4/00, 2:16 PM

All dead jedi go to the love shack. It's a little old place where we can get together. I have words of wisdom for you. You look upon others as inferior. You have an insane fear of Noghiri. You deny that your site is funny. It is all a certain point of view. Is your brain half empty, or half full? Remember those words. You may now kiss the llama.

From: The Love Shack
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Yoda

Dear Yoda,

          I have no idea what you are talking about, wise old unknown species guy. There's no "i" in Noghri oh wait, there is! Just one, I think. How do you know so much about me? Why, my brain is half Hey! That's mean!!! I think I will kiss the llama! What is it with Maxis and llamas? And why are there two "l's." It looks neat, I guess. Llama, llama, llama, llama Llama. My advice: Llama.

Wednesday, 10/4/00, 3:56 PM

          Pneumonamicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a lung disease that miners get. Its a fairly new word so you may have trouble finding it. I may have spelled it wrong but I'm pretty sure I was close. Its actually very easy if you break it down. The only hard part is pneumona. I mentioned trying to kill Leia when I killed Wedge by mistake in my long letter. I do not type that fast. When I wrote it I couldn't submit it because I had a problem with the net so I copied it, rebooted, and pasted it.

From: Endor
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Paploo

Dear Paploo,

          Did you know that you are pretty smart for a baby Junior High Ewok? Well, thank you for your educational entrée. Thank you a million thank yous. I'm glad I have learned something today, because I learn nothing at HA. So, your computer is a self-centered maniac, much like mine. My computer is brand new, but it still crashes all the time!! What's up with that? I must have missed the Leia part in your long letter, sorry. I really just skimmed your book-sized entrée the first time I read it. But don't worry, I read it a couple more times later when I had time. My advice: If Leia were dead, then the galaxy wouldn't change a bit.

Wednesday, 10/4/00, 8:46 PM

          *sniff* You're mad at me? I'm sorry! I didn't know I wasn't supposed to tell Lau-ra why the guest book was closed (I told her in an email by the way) and I'm especially sorry that I called your advice corner a column. I don't know why I did that. That was a really stupid thing to do. And, I didn't tell Lau-ra (Sarah, or whatever) your other secret, because I promised I wouldn't. I didn't even tell Anaj. And I won't tell anyone either. About that other secret I think I have figured out...well, I'll tell you that when we're chatting sometime. I got that message about chatting today way too late...keep in mind that Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and sometimes Friday are out for me at 7. It's only 5 here, and I have lots of afterschool stuff to do. Ok. I have a few things to say here: I happen to be a very fast typer. (Much, much faster than 3P0.) I can even type faster than my computers teacher. And whoa is spelled whoa, not woah. It must have been the glitterstim that made you spell it wrong. Quit taking glitterstim! It's bad for you! And violence in Star Wars. Did you, like, watch the whole trilogy again to come up with that list, or do you just have every single thing that happens memorized? I never realized how much violence there was in SW before! Okay, what was this 11th birthday thing of yours about? You're 11? I highly doubt it. Oh. One more thing. (I have a list here of things I need to write, in case you were wondering.) About my battle with Jacen. Well, ever since I realized that Vada's evil hypnotism was working, I used all of my Jedi powers to overcome it, and I think that I've pretty much been able to get rid of any of Vada's influences. As Paploo said, I am very strong-willed. (By the way Paploo, sorry. I won't get into a big fight with you. Maybe one day I'll write a really really really long email and beat your record, but I mean, if I don't, I don't care.) As for Vada being a Sith...um, I highly doubt it. But if he is, Jacen can take care of him. I mean, Jacen took on Exar Kun when we were just two, right? (I was there, and I still think I should have been able to do something really cool. But have you ever noticed how much more interesting I am than my brothers in the NJO books? I mean, I'm a cool Jedi-pilot, and all my brothers want to do is stand around and talk about how to use the Force and stuff.) But believe me, me and Jacen are extremely evenly matched. I mean, once we were going at each other in Shadow Academy (we were in disguse and we didn't know we were fighting each other) and the fight lasted a really, really long time. Neither of us could beat the other. By the way, doesn't everyone think I have a cool lightsaber? Well, I think that's about everything that I wanted to say... When's our next chat session? Tomorrow's out for me, at least 7 Hoth time. Know what? I woke up this morning and looked out my window, and I thought I had been transported somehow to Hoth. As in, snow. And it was cold too, -10 C. I don't know what that is in Farenheit for all you Hothians. But it all melted today. Speaking of Farentheit, would someone like to tell me the freezing and boiling points in Farenheit? I have no idea what they are, Celsius makes so much more sense. Freezing is 0, boiling is 100. Anyway, I think that is everything, so I'm now going to go. Am I forgiven, HRT? Are you still mad at me?

From: Coruscant
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Jaina

Dear Jaina,

          C= 5/9(F-32) In other words, -10 degrees in Stupid Temp I mean, Celsius is 14 degrees Fahrenheit. It's Fahrenheit, not Farenheit!!!! There's an "h," duh! It was named after Gabriel Daniel Fahrenheit, duh! 32 degrees is freezing, duh! 212 degrees is boiling (under normal atmospheric pressure), duh! And you said you could spell! For once, I was right and you were wrong! Ha! I hate to disappoint you, but this entrée wasn't quite as long as Paploo's. It was very close, though. Yes, I'm still mad!!!! I don't care what your excuse is, I just can't believe you told Lau-ra (or Sarah, or Laura Taylor, or whatever)!!!!!! You think that the hypnotism is gone because Vada is under restraint at the moment. But when he escapes, Jacen will be killed by you. My advice: You better send him away for the weekend again.

Wednesday, 10/4/00, 8:55 PM

          Ha! I love the new story on the side of your index! It makes absolutely no sense at all and has nothing to do with Acbar or Ackbar or Wookiees, (which is spelled correctly), and that's the beauty of it all! Ha! I'm even mentioned and so is Jace Windu. Yes! Except, I seem to cry whenever anyone mentions killing Jedi. Jedi are cool. I'll make myself a time machine and go back in time to episode 2 and prevent my grandpa from going evil, and prevent the Emperor from making the Empire, and then...wait a second, then I'd probably never born, 'cause my grandparents would have got married and Mom and Uncle Luke would've been born, and they would have had a perfect wonderful family, and Mom would've married someone else 'cause she never would have met my dad, and then, I wouldn't be born! Never mind, I'm not going to build this time machine. I can't wait for Episode 2!!!

From: Jaina
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Coruscant

Dear Jaina,

          Well, I guess I must forgive you now because you said the Acbar and Ackbar (with a "k") in Episode II Story is good. I didn't think it was good, but I'll listen to you. It was my first attempt. MG got mad at me for writing it, because he said that was his job, so he got mean and changed the password that lets me get in to work on my web page. Right now, I am able to get in because you don't need the password for a month, I think. My advice: Building a time machine is not easy and not smart.

Thursday, 10/5/00, 8:23 AM

          Sniff, ahh, the wonderfull words of "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" sigh....You spelled it wrong though. It's "Maxwell's Silver Hammer", not "Maxwell's Silverhammer". SOrry I didn't chat last night, I was at the U of R (university of Rebels) women's soccer game. U of R won, thanks goodness, 3-2. It was cool. I do not know your secret, so stop getting mad at Jaina. And Paploo needs to get a life, I mean, really. Ewoks don't know how to use s computer. So, that means that Paploo isn't really an Ewok. He is just a fish in an Ewok suit. Well, anyway, I don't think you are 11. I think that Katee Tyre is charadeing as the "Birthday Fairy" just like she pretended to be Mia Hamm and John Lennon. Speaking of birthdays and John Lennon, it's almost my birthday and I'm asking for Beatles CD's. If you have some you like me to take off your hands I will glady do it. But only if I don't already have them, the ones I have are the following: Yellow Submarine, Beatles for Sale, Help!, Past Masters Volume 2, Sgt. Pepper's lonley hearts club band, Abbey Road, and Suz-Ai Gallia alowes me to listen to her Beatles CD Rubber Soul. I also have a 5th Dimension Cd, a Beatles Greatest Hits (all orcistra music, how depressing), The best of the Beach Boys, Simon and Garfunkel's Greatest Hits and of course, all of the Star Wars Sound Tracks. And the Sound of Music. I hear that you and Katee Tyre chatted about Tapioca Pudding last night. She's pshyco.

Web Site: XSW
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Lau-ra Anu

Dear Lau-ra Anu,

          It's Maxwell's Silver Hammer?! I thought his name was Maxwell Silverhammer. Sorry, it's been a while since I wiped the dust off of my Beatles CD's. I wish I could give them to you but how? Shipping trans-galactic is very expensive. Do you live on Hoth? I think a long time ago, you said that you went to HA. Well, Katee and I had an interesting chat. Tell her that I was wrong about Tapioca. Turns out that it's a starch, not a fruit. But she was wrong too!! It definitely isn't fish eyes. Oh, and ask her why she left the chat corner suddenly without saying goodbye. I was very upset. My advice: Punish her swiftly.

Thursday, 10/5/00, 3:18 PM
          I am an ewok. I sometimes cut my fur and go to Earth school. And you could tell I'm an Ewok because I go to seventh grade and all my teachers thought I was in the wrong classroom. They directed me to the third and fourth grade hallway. I learned how to use computer on Earth. But the concept of solitare confuses me. You aren't playing against anyone. At first I thought I was playing against the computer. When I won I killed my computer. On Endor we kill the losers of certain games. When I got a new computer I read an instuction thingy on the computer help place. They said it was also a race agaisnt the clock. I killed my clock and am constantly late for school. I threw a witch into the maw once. There are two types of Earth witches: European Witches and Mongolian Witches. European witches are genearally pretty and nice. I don't kill them, I just go and destroy all their witch stuff and write Cerberus was here on all their walls. Mongolian witches smell nasty and are fat and ugly and are mean. I kill them. I write Odin was here on their walls. Did you know witches are technologically impared? None of you can be witches unless there was a witch revolution and they ate pineapple strudel. Did you know that belching livestock contributes to global warming on Earth? It's true.

From: Endor
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Paploo

Dear Paploo,

          Why? WHY!? Why do you harm losers?! Without losers, there wouldn't be winners. Interesting, thought, isn't it? In our galaxy, their needs to be losers. I am a loser. AND I'M PROUD OF IT!!!! SO THERE!! Actually, I hope there will be a loser in the future named Alex. Alex is the town Nintendo champion. I am only second best. On the 28th, I have to play against Al in a one-on-one all night tournament. This tournament will involve GoldenEye 007, Perfect Dark, MarioKart, and Star Wars: Episode I: Racer, plus one mystery game that neither of us has played. I am SO nervous. My advice: Wish me luck, Rabid Ewok.

Thursday, 10/5/00, 3:22 PM
          Stop making fun of me, BOB!!!! Your nose is bigger than my chin. HOOOAH! */***********************`````````*````````~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~)(*&^%$#@!@#@%$#%&*^%%%&^^%^^ Hello.

From: Lost
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Jay Leno

Dear Jay Leno,

          Gee. The celebrities keep coming!! You gave me an idea, Jay. I'll make a section of my website called "The History of the Advice Corner." I will include a list of celebrities, world record holders, and anything else that I find interesting about the people that sign my Advice Corner. Thanks Jay!!! I love your show except I've never watched it. But it's still great!! My advice: YOU think BOB makes fun of people, look in the mirror, Jay.

Thursday, 10/5/00, 7:42 PM
          I'm happy now that you're not mad at me. My advice to you is, if you want people to read the original Acbar vs. Ackbar (with a "k") story, just write it out normally instead of that cool scrolling text because that takes to long to read. Either that or make it go much, much faster. Today, my watch alarm went off at 4:56. Do you know why? Because I set it on Sunday so I'd remember to come chat with you. Do you know what I was doing at 4:56? I was shopping for a Queen Amidala costume for Halloween, I just love being Queen Amidala. She was my grandma, you know. But I couldn't find a costume, it looks like I might have to make one. Anyway, I went to the library after school today, and saw that they finally got Hero's Trial! I was excited. I took out the book at 3:30 and I finished it by 8. That includes breaks for shopping, supper, etc. I'm a fast reader. Anyway, when's our next chat time? I want to chat! You were chatting with Kaytee last night? Cool. I wish I was there. But I wasn't *sniff*. Guess what Lau-ra, my birthday is also coming up very soon. On Thanksgiving--that is, Canadian Thanksgiving, not American Thanksgiving. And I heard a Beatles song on the radio today. Later....

From: Coruscant
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Jaina

Dear Jaina,

          Oh, c'mon. What's wrong with a little class. I liked the scrolling text!! But, as you ordered, I did make it faster. But keep in mind that many people aren't as verbally advanced as you. Is "verbally" the right word to use in this case? I don't know. I'm not as verbally advanced as you. Queen Amidala is an excellent choice. I chose Darth Maul. Oh, and it is quite an honor to know that you set your alarm just for me. Wow! My advice: Have a very Canadian Thanksgiving.

Friday, 10/6/00, 10:40 AM
          Dear Paploo: Vada the Beta has been on vacation, but he is back. He plans to take over the UNIVERSE for your 411. EVERYONE needs a vacation sometimes. don't you? Hey! I have an idea! It's about vacation homes! Why don't I (after vada takes over the universe) build some vacation homes in the dump? I could make a bizillion credits! I'd be realllllllly RICH!!!!!! RRRREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYY RRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So anyways, do you live on endor or are you just pretending? never mind. Have you ever stuffed a sock with bologna?

Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Suz-Ai Gallia

Dear Suz-Ai Gallia,

          Um I think you have the wrong website. I am not Paploo. Sorry. He has a website that he never updates called ewokshrine. It's the usual fa.starwars.. etc. Just remember it's called ewokshrine. I could just make a link to it right here, but I'm too lazy. Sorry if I had to make you type more than you wanted to. Ha! Too bad!!! I really don't get you financial plan Sound's like something Lando would think up. Let's use Lando as an example: Eventually you will lose everything, that's right, everything. Poor Lando. My advice: Remember, EVERYTHING.

Friday, 10/6/00, 10:46 AM
          You think Lau-Ra's name is SARAH?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SARAH! Heh. If you wanna know what her name REALLY is its FRANCIS! Francis Louis that is.

Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Suz-Ai Gallia

Dear Suz-Ai Gallia,

          C'mon! Give me a break, here. It wasn't me who came up with that silly idea!!! It was Jaina!!! She said that she saw it on Lau-ra's Harry Potter site. I actually read the 2nd and 3rd Harry Potter books. I've never read the 1st or 4th ones though. They are most excellent. I like those Grimms, or whatever they are called. They look like puppies. I don't see why everyone's afraid of them. I don't get it, actually. About Francis Louis. let me try to remember 9th grade English class To Kill a Mockingbird? Is that where that name comes from. She is more commonly known as Scout. Scout Finch. My friend Mike and I made so much fun of that book! Ha! Boo Radley! Ha! My advice: Don't go near Boo Radley when he has a pair of scissors.

Friday, 10/6/00, 10:49 AM
          Hello there. Yes, I do go to HA, but that doesn't stand for "Hoth Academy". It means......I'm not telling! HAHAHA (it doesn't mean that either). I scored a goal in our game yesterday, go me! It was pretty bad though. I didn't kick the ball very hard. Did you get my joke up by my name??? It's pretty good. It's a song by the Beatles (flip side of Let it be). You could always use the XTS to get me those CDs. If you don't know what XTS means, then read Shadow of the Empire. I'm glad that you are glad to know some of the words to Imagine. I don't know most of the words off the top off my head, but if I hear the song I can sing all the words. Please ignore Suz- Ai Gallia's statement about my name being Francis. It is not Francis. or Sar-ah, although this girl on my soccer team, Sar-ah, scored a goal yesterday in our game. It was her first this year and I think it was her first ever. Lau-ra Anu's real name will remain undisclosed for the time being, but Suz-Ai Gallia's real name will soon be revealed. Beware. Ps. Vada the Beda is doing fine, he has some netting over the top of his bowl to keep him from jumping into the garbage disposal.

Web Site: XSW
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): You know my name (look up the number)! (Lau-ra Anu)

Dear You know my name (look up the number)! (Lau-ra Anu),

          It's "Shadows of the Empire," not "Shadow of the Empire!!!!!" And, of course I've read it!!!! Only a fool wouldn't read Shadows of the Empire!!! Oh, and you better tell me what your HA stands for, or maybe I will never send my Beatles CD's by XTS. If you don't tell me then I'll then I'll use UPS. Ha! Those big brown trucks don't even have a hyper engine! It'll take forever. Maybe I should just burn my Beatles CD's. Not burn as is copy, but burn as in fire. YES!!! I would love to watch them melt. I broke my Yellow Submarine CD in half just for fun and I hung it up on my wall next to that Rubber Soul cassette tape that I cut with scissors on purpose. My advice: You are Scout Finch.

Friday, 10/6/00, 10:52 AM
          sorry to break it to you, but Tapioca is a type of starch. not fruit or fish eyes.

Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Katee

Dear Katee,

          Excuse me!! HELLO!!! I already told you that!! What is wrong with you? Why do you tell me information that I told you. That is ironically stupid. It makes no sense. You should learn to make more sense. I make sense every day. I make sense when I jog down the frozen desert plains of Hoth while I go ewok-speed through the snow covered ovens, those ovens are baking in ovens, by the way. SEE!!! I always make sense!!! My advice: Make sense!!!

Friday, 10/6/00, 10:54 AM
          sorry, one more thing to add to Jaina: WHAT BEATLES SONG DID YOU HEAR?!?!?!?!?!?! TELL ME PLEASE!! I heard "From me to you" yesterday (hahahahaha, I'm so funny) on the radio. You know, da da da dada dum dum da, If there's anythin' that you want, If there's anythin' I can doooo, Just call on me, and I'll send it along, with love, from me to you. That's a cool song, but not as good as certain other songs. Like my favorites, here's a list: Yesterday Hey Jude and I'll continue my list later, as my slaver driver is making me unload the dishwasher now.

Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Lau-ra Anu

Dear Lau-ra Anu,

          Erghhhh!!! I have Beatles songs stuck in my head now!!!!! Erghhhhh!!! They were playing Beatles music at school today. At HA we use music instead of bells to tell us when to go to class. I only get five minutes between each class!!!! And they played "Octopus's Garden" all day. Ahhhhhh!!!!! Please help me get it out of my head!!!! Erghhhhh!!!!! Dishwasher? Dishwasher?!!!! No!!! I hate Dishwashers!!! Would you believe that a Grand Adm I mean, uh Hoth Rebel Trooper is forced to load Dishwashers at Hoth College? It's true!!! Well at least I gat paid. I should get paid more!!! Ergghhhh! Apple Cider!!! Ahhhh!!!! Frost bite!!!!! NO MORE FINGERS!!!!!!! My advice: Never try to carry three 1-gallon cartons on apple cider if you only have two hands and it is 0 degrees out.

Friday, 10/6/00, 2:16 PM
          I'm on vacation. Earth is cool, but humans are arrogant. They made fun of me. I threw rocks at them. I live inside the Titanic when I'm on Earth. It's kinda damp in there.

From: Earth
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Paploo

Dear Paploo,

          I hope you know that all the people on the damp Titanic are dead. Maybe that's why they seem so arrogant. Dead carcasses tend to be arrogant. Especially dead early turn-of-the-century carcasses. I've met a few dead early turn-of-the-century carcasses. They are not to be trusted. This one dead early turn-of-the-century carcass tried to kill me once!!!! It hurt!!! He bit me!!! Well at least dead early turn-of-the-century carcasses aren't as mean as Noghris. AHHHHHH!!! My advice: Never trust a dead early turn-of-the-century carcass with a screwdriver.

Friday, 10/6/00, 2:27 PM
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From: Hello
Web Site: grandma
E-mail: click
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Richard Simmons

Dear Richard Simmons,

          Ha! Richard Simmons Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! .. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Phew. Richard Simmons!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Yes, I am a genius Mr. Mr Simmons! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Phew. Navi! NAVI!! Navi, please don't return for Majora's Mask. Please!!!!??? I am smarter than Kibbick. I will not click. My advice: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!