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Friday, 10/6/00, 5:30 PM

          That last entry is scaring me... Paploo, is that you? It's either Paploo or Katee, anyway. Well, Lau-ra, thing is, I don't know what Beatles song I heard on the radio. It was weird, I mean, the lyrics were really weird. I don't know much 'bout the Beatles. How come you're never in the chat corner, Lau-ra? Ha! HRT, you have a lot of advice- giving to get caught up on! I feel sorry for you. I really do, you know. BTW, Jacen is gone for the night again. Over at another one of his friend's houses. He'll be back tomorrow though. Guess what everyone, Thanksgiving in on Monday! (So's my birthday!) Maybe it's not Thanksgiving for all of you guys, because you don't live on Coruscant. But here on Coruscant, Turkey Day is definitely Monday. Well, see you all later!

From: Coruscant
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Jaina

Dear Jaina,

          Yes, Jaina, that would be Paploo. Unless it's Ri... Richard Simmons!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Phew. Sorry, I just find him funny. Hey!! Leave me alone about the advice thing!! It just happened that I had a very busy weekend and so far, a very homework filled week. I HATE IT!!! Don't feel sorry for me, 'cause I love writing advice, don't get me wrong. Sometimes I skip my homework just to write advice, okay? But it is hard to do that too much, 'cause I need to get an A in every class. IT'S NOT EASY!!!!! Oh, and Happy Birthday/Thanksgiving. I hope you had a very Canadian Birthday/Thanksgiving. Get any nifty presents? Any heavy industrial weapons? Or are those for Anakin's gift basket? My advice: Don't be scared by... by... Richard Simmons, Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Saturday, 10/7/00, 3:51 PM

          I was not the Birthday fairy. that was Suz-Ai. she thought it would funny if she signed Guestbooks as the Birthday Fairy. It happened to my guestbook too. My advice: Beware the Birthday Fairy. My other advice: John Lennon was either Lau-Ra or Jaina. More likely Jaina, because of the "London" issue. Oh yeah, I made up a song about Tapioca pudding: Tapioca pudding! Eat it in a pan! Eat it in a lunchbox, eat it in a can! thank you, thank you very much!

Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Katee

Dear Katee,

          Oh, Thank god that wasn't a fairy. They are so kriffin' annoying!!! A thousand credits if you can find the origin of the word "kriffing." I've asked people that many times, and no one has gotten it yet. Thank you for being at the Chat Corner. No thank you for leaving without saying goodbye!!!! Ergghhhhh!! Jaina is not John Lennon. Leave that poor dead man alone!!! Tapioca pudding is bad. Caviar pudding is great!! Caviar is too expensive, though. I steal it and sell it on the black market but I also put some in my homemade pudding. Want some? My advice: Say yes.

Saturday, 10/7/00, 3:56 PM

          To continue my list...Yesterday, Hey Jude, Let it be, When I'm 64, Elenor Rigby, In my life, The Fool on the Hill, Here comes the Sun, Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da, Help!, Here there and everywhere, and, in no particular order, I'm looking through you, Hey Bulldog, Lucy in the sky with diamonds, Across the Universe, Get back, We can work it out, Please please me, A Hard days night, Please Mr. Postman, Within you without you, Got to get you into my life, Tell me why, you're gonna lose that girl, ticket to ride, day tripper, Rain, The Inner light, Something, Baby you're a rich man, Golden Slumbers, Maxwell's Silver Hammer, Come together, Polythene Pam, She came in through the bathroom window, Mean Mr. Mustard, Here comes the Sun King, Oh Darling!, Drive my car, Norweigen Wood, If you won't see me, Nowhere man, Michelle, Think for yourself, With a little help from my friends, Sgt. Pepper's lonely Hearts Club Band, You know my name (look up the number!), A day in the life, No reply, I'm a loser, Baby's in Black, Rock and Roll music, I'll follow the sun, Mr. Moonlight, Eight days a week, words of love, honey don't, every little think, I don't want to spoil the party, what you're doing, everybody's trying to be my baby, The night before, You've got to hide your love away, I need you, another girl, act naturally, it's only love, you like me too much, tell me what you see, I've just seen a face, she's leaving home, THE END, and soooooo many more!!

Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Lau-ra Anu

Dear Lau-ra Anu,

          Let me tell you my opinion of each of those songs in order of when you listed them; Annoying, Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying Annoying, and Annoying. THE END, and sooooo many more!! My advice: I hope you read off a list or something, because I would call you odd if you said you memorized which songs you liked in order.

Saturday, 10/7/00, 4:57 PM

          I threw vada up OKAY?!

Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Suz-Ai Gallia

Dear Suz-Ai Gallia,

          OKAY!! Geeze, don't go all wacky on me. It was Lau-ra that brought it up, and Paploo mentioned Poodoo. Don't blame me for that which I have not done. It's impolite. Your sister likes the Beatles too much. Can you explain why her name is Sarah on her Harry Potter site, and why her name is Laura Taylor on her movie review section, and why her name is Lauraee or something on Katee's site? My advice: Please explain this.

Sunday, 10/8/00, 11:57 AM

          sorry I left the chat corner so quickly last night...but my mom and Suz-Ai Gallia came home with four pizzas....pineapple.....yum.....I'm sure you understand.....I love pizza.....tell Jaina I'm sorry too....pineapple....yum....dominos....yum.....

Web Site: XTREME STAR WARS
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Lau-ra Anu

Dear Lau-ra,

          You hardly even stayed for two minutes!!! Katee said something about "less than three boys" and you just left! Not fair!! Jaina had just gotten there and you confused her!! And Katee kept on telling me to turn my screen sideways. Why in the galaxy would I want to turn my screen sideways? That makes no sense! Ewwwwww, pineapple pizza bleah bleah BLEAH!!! Sorry. Pineapple Pizza makes me vomit. I only like canned pineapple. I've never had dominos. I play with dominos sometimes. I had them all lined up through my whole house! They even went down the stairs!! It was sooo cool!! Except every time I accidentally knocked over one, the entire thing would fall and I'd have to start all over again. IT'S VERY FRUSTRATING!!!! My advice: Don't knock over donimos.

Sunday, 10/8/00, 1:00 PM

          For the record, I was NOT pretending to be John Lennon, okay? Maybe it was Paploo. Lau-ra, I forgive you and Katee for leaving so suddenly... I had pizza for lunch today... yummy! Anyway, HRT, I don't think I'll be able to make it to chat today... We're having Thanksgiving dinner at my house, and all my relatives are coming--Mom, Dad, Jacen, Anakin, C-3P0, Artoo, Uncle Luke and Aunt Mara, and all those mysterious relatives from my dad's side of the family. You never know, I might be able to come, but I doubt it. I should be able to come Monday, though, since there's no school, therefore I do not have to babysit. And HRT, you really need to catch up on your advice giving.

From: Coruscant
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Jaina

Dear Jaina,

          Yes, one could assume that you would never masquerade around as a dead beatle. I doubt it was Paploo. It was probably really John Lennon. Don't you believe me? In a few seconds the Advice Corner will be open again. YEAAAAAH!!! Happy Day! I don't forgive Lau-ra and Katee for leaving. You are weird for forgiving them. Oh, and you may notice less spelling errors, now. I just discovered something wonderful!!! A spellcheck!!! I just added your name to the spellcheck, you should be honored. I haven't added Lau-ra' or Katee's name yet, because I'm still mad at them. AND I'M CAUGHT UP WITH THE ADVICE GIVING, OKAY!!!! My advice: Don't tell me to catch up, because that makes me even more stressed to do it.

Thursday, 10/12/00, 8:56 AM

Lau-ra, I just got that idea about your name being Sarah 'cause it said so on your Harry Potter site. I have read Harry Potter 1, 2, and part of 3. I read them when I babysit every week. Because they own all the books. So, while they play, I read. Or play the piano. Sometimes they make me play though. Last week I had to play Star Wars and they made me be my mom, Princess Leia. It was kind of fun but they screwed it all up and it didn't make any sense. Thank you, HRT, for opening your Advice Corner again! I didn't miss it as much as I did last time though, 'cause I was busy with school and afterschool stuff. But don't do that again! By the way, have fun working at Hoth College!

From: Coruscant
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Jaina

Dear Jaina,

          Yeah, well... Lau-ra is not Sarah. You don't have to be a genius to figure out her name. It's Francis!!! Isn't it obvious!! She is Scout Finch. She shall always be Scout Finch. Watch out for Boo Radley!!! Ha! I read the 2nd and 3rd Harry Potter books. I liked the Grimms. I don't know how to spell Grimm, but they are these cute little puppies that scare people. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT GRIMMS TO GET A RESPONSE!!!! Erghhhhhhh!!! And also, I keep saying I like Quantum Leap, and no one responds to that either. Arhhhhhhhgggggghhhhhh!!!!! Yes, playing Star Wars with small children is very entertaining at times. I went to this camp for a week and there were these two four-year-olds who were making Darth Maul lightsabers out of close pins. They were twins, and one of them started crying when the other stole all the close pins. I think they were Sith Lords. They also made Pokemon characters out of close pins. Only a Sith Lord can do that!!! My advice: "Working" and "fun" should not be in the same sentence.

Thursday, 10/12/00, 9:06 AM

Sorry I'm writing in again for the second time today, (I know that's against the rules, but...) but I just had to tell you that I love the banner you made for Xtreme Star Wars. It's the best. You should make one for my pathetic site. Actually, tell me what I should put on it. I tried your buildings idea, but I can't figure out how to make it work. My site is so pathetic that I won't tell you the URL until you tell me how to make it better.

From: Coruscant
E-mail: canadiangrrl101@hotmail.com
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Jaina

Dear Jaina,

          Hey! Violators should be punished... swiftly. But I will not punish you Jaina, because you said you loved the banner I made for XSW. I forgive you now. It took me about two hours to make, y'know. And how am I supposed to tell you what to add to you site if I don't even know what it looks like so far?! How embarrassing can it be? C'mon. Okay, I'll e-mail you or something, but you have to tell me the URL. I can't believe you tried the buildings thing!!! Ha! I wasn't being serious!! To tell the truth, I'm never being serious. My advice: The months of Winter are not to be laughed at, especially when cream cheese is involved.

Thursday, 10/12/00, 10:23 AM

          thank you!! finally, I can get advice. Did you see my Vada the Beda page on my website? it's got pictures of the famous fish. my banner still doesn't work, maybe you can help me. today I heard "Day Tripper" on the radio. What is it with my radio station and "Day Tripper"?? You'd think it was the best song ever written. Ha! And I need advice on this other thing: will I play good at ODP tryouts tomorrow?

Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Lau-ra Anu

Dear Lau-ra Anu,

          You're welcome!! Finally, I can give advice. I saw your Vada the Beta page on your website. (It's "Beta," not "Beda." Sorry, but you spelled his name wrong. Just look at August 2000!!! I believe that he was the second one to sign my guestbook in an Advice Corner costume. He signed it right after Chewbacca. I have looked at your photos very carefully, and one of them shows a glowing light near Vada. Maybe that light was on both of the photos, I don't know. I think... I think... Vada sees dead people. What do you think? No wonder he's so disturbed. Don't let him break into Bruce Willis' house with a gun. That would be unfortunate. Bruce Willis is a good actor. Did you see the 5th Element? Answer me. My advice: I have no idea what ODP is, but I am sure that you will fail miserably.

Thursday, 10/12/00, 12:48 PM

          I was going to redo my site. I was going to update it a lot. I was going to add a witch section. Now I can't edit my site. I logged on starwars.com members. I got to the my pages page, but the buttons don't do anything. I did the browser test this really stinks.

From: Endor
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Paploo

Dear Paploo.

          I feel for you. Did you know that I experienced a similar problem today when I tried to log on to homestead. In fact, it will be a miracle if I am able to put this advice on my website. I may never be able to work on it again. Oh no!!!!! Wait a minute.... If I am writing this, and I will never be able to put it on my website, then why am I writing it? Seem s like a waste of my time doesn't it? Wouldn't it be pathetic if I continued to write advice, but I was the only one who saw it. That is like an advice disorder. I fear that I will not be able to complete Starvivor on time!!! I have a football game tomorrow, (Yes, Jaina, this time it's not on Friday, it's on Saturday, and I get to miss work!!!!) I was just working on Starvivor a minute ago and my computer froze and I lost everything that I was writing for Ackbar (with a "k"). The only time I am allowed to take off the (with a "k") part is when I'm in Starvivor. But all other times, I must call him Ackbar (with a "k"). You can thank MG for that tradition. My advice: Browser test?

Thursday, 10/12/00, 12:57 PM

          Hahahaha! I'm more smarterer than you! It is a pattern. That's a place where they serve drinks and let sentients sleep. No wait..... thats a cavern. This is no good place! I think you arr not intel...intel...itsnel.....inteligunt.....intellllige nt......you arr not smrat..I mean smart! I solved mr celbritty problim. It is a pussle. ...puzel...puzzle. I giving you a hint. It has to do with $@%#&$^*@($&(! _$*//*-$)#*##)* it dos.&#^$*&%(@)%%/*/%)

From: Ummmm..wait...oh yeah! Nal Hutta! No wait...it's Mon Calimari! Yeah! no...I like nala tree frogs.
Web Site: What's a web site?
E-mail: No.
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Kibbick

Dear Kibbick,

          Kibbick, I thought you were too dumb to call them "nala tree frogs." I thought that you referred to them as "froggies." Or am I wrong? Anyway, how's your life? Are you happy that thanks to my friend, Ichjo Sanor, you are no longer dead. Ichjo Sanor says that you are his favorite Star Wars character. If only he made a real website... Have you seen his? It's just a bunch of writing about Kibbick coming back to life. I have solved your puzzle: Kibbick is an idiot. There. Solved. My advice: It is unwise to upset Teroenza, or whatever that freak with the horn's name is.

Thursday, 10/12/00, 1:02 PM

          Jaina, tell me why you think I impersonate your earth gods. I would like to know why you make such statements.

From: Endor
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Paploo

Dear Paploo,

          You have the wrong website. Jaina does not have a website yet. I am Grand Adm... I mean, uh Hoth Rebel Trooper. When did Jaina ever refer to you as a deity? I don't recall such an interaction. Please explain. Oh, and Jaina is not from earth. What system is earth in? I don't recall ever hearing of that planet. Life in this galaxy is much better than life on earth. The planet earth must be incredibly useless if it isn't even capitalized. Ha! Only the insignificant planet earth doesn't deserve an uppercase "E." Ha! My advice: Even Endor has a capital "E," Ha!

Thursday, 10/12/00, 6:49 PM

          sup? What does that mean? How can u find nothing if it is never there? If u paint yourself in a box will the paint close in on u, until u say that ur not a gran.....imean reble tuper?

From: blank
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): at-st driver

Dear at-st driver,

          Are you related to AT-ST Driver? Believe me, when I find that miserable traitor... but I guess you don't know him. Your name is very similar to his, except his has capital letters in it. I guess you haven't earned your capital letters. Now let me answer your questions: 1. "sup" means transparent snow feathers. 2. You can find nothing by looking in your local yellow-pages. 3. Painted boxes tend to lack support, I suggest cardboard and duct-tape. 4. No, I am not a "reble tuper." Reble Tupers can be found in isle seven next to the canned peaches. My advice: When you earn your capitals, then I will find you and destroy you.

Friday, 10/13/00, 9:20 AM

When I first read that you thought my name was "Scout Finch", I thought you had written "Scott" and I was like, hello, Mr. HRT, Lau-ra Anu is a girl. Then I went back and read it and it said "Scout", like from "To Kill a Mockingbird". I love that book. And I just put that list of songs (after like, the first twenty) in any order. Yesterday is the best song though. The End is the name of a song on "Abbey Road" you should know that. Have you ever heard the song "Because"? It's got great harmony. I mean, when you listen to "It's only love" or "Act Naturally" and then you listen to "Because" it makes you think "Wow, the Beatles sure came long way from horrible harmony to great harmony." Since Jaina and Paploo have (probably) never heard the song "Because" I will write down some of the words for them: "Ahhh, because the world is round it turns me on, because the world is round. Ahhhh, ah, because the wind is high, it blows my mind. Because, the wind, is high. Ahhhh, ah, love is all, love new, love is all love is you, because the sky is blue it makes me cry, because the sky is blue. ahhhhh, ahh, ahhh, ahh, ahhhh, ahh, ah ,ah ah ah ah. Ahhhhhh. Ahhhhh, ah ah ah. Those are all the words to the song "Because" but you get a better effect when you listen to it yourself. Anyway, my team lost it's soccer game yesterday (man, I love that song) 3-5. We were winning 1-0, then 3-2, then we lost it. It was too bad, and our goalie had been throwing up all morning but didn't ell either of the coaches. The last 3 that got scored on him were saveable by even me, so they were his fault. Tomorrow I have another soccer game, which we will play with only 8 or 9 players probably. I'm sorry about that Vada the Beta problem. I didn't mean to spell Beta wrong, but I can't spell. I mean, I'm worse than you, and that saying something. Just Kidding! Please don't send the death eaters after me! Wow, this is a long entry so far. I think I'll make it longer. Did you know that in Algebra 2 you learn practically everything you learned in Algebra 1 over again? It's horrible. And speaking of horrible, basketball is starting up soon. Don't get me wrong, basketball is a great sport and I like it alot, it's just that I am horrible at it. I like, can't make a free throw in a game. It's awfull. I also foul out in like, every game. Maybe this year I'll be better, but I doubt it, since I haven't practiced or even shot a basket since August. That's pretty bad, I don't know what I'd do if I went 2 months without playing soccer. It is almost my birthday, which is the day after Halloween. Yeah! Then I can drive!! YEAH YEAH YEAH! Well, my Canos wants to go out for a walk, so maybe you can count up all the words in this long entry and maybe I beat Paploo for the record. I can always hope for the best. And I still can't get the banner to work. I'll try some more later. Or maybe I'll just give up. Just Kidding, I love the banner, it's definatly the best one I've seen yet. Ta ta!

Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Lau-ra Anu

Dear Lau-ra Anu,

          Ohhhhh. Too bad. You were only 203 words less than Paploo!!! Don't get all teary-eyed. I have decided to do world records for every two months. So Paploo's record counts for the months of August and September. You may still have a chance. But remember, writing too much makes me mad. And I probably shouldn't count lyrics as words. To Kill a Mockingbird is the funniest book ever. Ha! Atticus!!! Ha!! Ha! When you say that you are going to be old enough to drive a landspeeder, do you mean old enough as in permit or license? Please explain this. I thought you said you were a Freshman. Freshmen are little brats. Sorry, but it's true. You have a pet Canoe? Me too! I agree they must be walk a lot. Your birthday is November 1st? So is mine!!! No, just kidding. I do not celebrate the exchange of birthday gifts until April. Poor me. Oh well, I have so many credits saved up, that I don't need other people to get me presents. I give myself presents!!! My advice: Basketball is stupid.

Friday, 10/13/00, 11:43 AM

From: canada
E-mail: adam_mcphee@altavista.com
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): AT-ST Driver

De... Dea... Dear... A... AT-ST Driver..... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,

          Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! No! I shall not be afraid! I will face you, now AT-ST Driver! For months I have searched for you. Did you know that the only reason I started the Advice Corner was to find you? It's true!!! I asked every person who entered the Corner whether or not they were an AT-ST Driver. Well, you pathetic fool, I have found you. My years of preparation will show you that I shall NOT fall, I shall NOT be discovered. Only you know the truth. Only you hold the key to my demise. You shall learn NEVER to betray your dearest friends. Do you even remember? Do you remember our plan? We were working together, friend. Why did you betray me? WE COULD HAVE HAD THE GALAXY!!!!!! THE GALAXY!!!!!!!!!! You tried to drown me, friend. You tried to drown me. We had our secret lake. But you didn't want to share the galaxy, did you? You wanted it all for yourself. You brought me back to life only to use me, to use my military genius so you could rule everything. But you know that you struck too soon. Now you know that you still need me to complete your goal. Now you know that you must come to the arena. Are you ready? I am. My advice: Do not underestimate me, weak-minded fool.

Friday, 10/13/00, 11:44 AM

          HOW CAN I TURN CAPLOCKS OFF? ALSO WHY DO ILKIKE STARWARS SO MUCH? (THE SECOND ONE IS NOT A PROBLEM)

From: canada
E-mail: adam_mcphee@altavista.com
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): AT-ST Driver

Dear AT-ST Driver,

          What is this, old friend? Do not think that I will be fooled by your little tricks. I find Vada the Beta more intelligent than you in tactics. I know that you know that in order to turn off caps lock, you must press the Caps Lock button again. You are a fool to think that you can drive me insane with your simple keyboard lessons. I know the keyboard is my weakness... but I shall not let it defeat me. No, no, no. Back in the good days, when I was young, we played keyboarding tricks on each other all the time. It was a test of insanity. Well, I've aced that test. I have a remote memory. Everything that happens to me, everything that I hear, see, taste, smell, and feel is programmed into my clone instantly. You have drowned me, AT-ST Driver. I shall not rest until you are eliminated. Being killed once is an insult, being killed twice is a matter for revenge. I fear Noghris because I know I cannot win against them. I do not fear you because I know you are an easy kill. My advice: Are you ready?

Friday, 10/13/00, 1:49 PM

          You read to kill a mocking bird???? hee hee heeee!

Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Suz-Ai Gallia

Dear Suz-Ai Gallia,

          Ha! Yes, I know! Isn't it hilarious! Ha! Boo Radley! Ha! B. B. Underwood! Ha! It is the best comedy novel that I have ever read. Oh, and I do believe that the book has earned its capitals. To Kill a Mockingbird, not to kill a mocking bird. Mockingbird is one word. Hey! That rhymes. I think I'll make up a song. Mockingbird is one word, Mockingbird is one word, Mockingbird is one word.... la, la, la... You get the point. They were playing Beatles songs again at HA today. I had to listen to that odd "I am the walrus" song. I have it stuck in my head. Any tips on how to get Beatles songs out of my head? My advice: Give me advice.

Friday, 10/13/00, 3:00 PM
          Holy POODOO me under a tack by eviil scary witchs. The Yukon is not longer a stronghold for those who are fuzzy and brown. Witches mad cause I kill them and write odin was here or Cerberus was here on their walls Goats are cool. Oh no shooting blue fire. Oh no really really hot. On fire I don't like pain.Ripping out fur for throwing at witches. Pain! Ouch! I wwish I had a rock. Hey wait I do! Opps drop rock. Ouch. Oh no me trapped no more weapon! I know! Me eat pierogi and throw POODOO! Chomp Chomp Chomp. POODOOING hehehe. Witches smell likje aunt Beru. I am suddenly inspired to make a CD with monkey chucking POODOO on it. Aso here question::::: whoa those are cool````` Should I write bout ewok and galactic oppression POODOO or inability to drive speeder bike? You are a witch. Wait a minute. Witches are technologically impaired. It's a witch revolution! The preceeding letter contained foul language and should not have been read by young ewoks.

From:           The Mediterrainian POODOO analyzing lab.
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Paploo's friend, who is also an ewok.

Dear Paploo's friend, who is also an ewok.,

          You must be that friend that helped Paploo write that R-rated entry a long time ago. Oh well, as long as you use the word "POODOO" in light terms. How is that possible? I don't know. I'm sorry to hear about your witch crisis. I wish I could help you defeat them, but right now I have problems of my own. I have finally found AT-ST Driver, and now I can battle him in the arena. I am very nervous. You see, there was a limited supply of sparti cylinders, so this time I can't die. Not that I have ever died before... uh... Hoth Rebel Trooper? STUPID DELETE BUTTON!!!! Do you know what the delete button does?! It erases things in front of the little flashy line. How is that supposed to help?! There is so much going on in the galaxy right now. Vada's troops have backed off for the moment, but now there are witches to deal with. What's a Grand Adm... I mean, uh Hoth Rebel Trooper supposed to do?! My advive: Tell me what to do about these witches, Paploo's hyperactive friend.