october004

Saturday, 10/14/00, 9:58 AM

          well, i got caps off, who r u?

From: canada
E-mail: adam_mcphee@altavista.com
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): adam

Dear adam,

          Who am I? More like who are you? I don't get why you are coming here in the first place. Who are you? You haven't earned a capital "A"? Ha!! That's very funny. I laugh at lowercase. Ha! I noticed that you share the same e-mail address as AT-ST Driver, but I know that you are not AT-ST Driver, because you said your name was adam. I am very glad you got caps off, but did you know that the "Shift" button also capitalizes letters? I like the Shift button. It's my favorite button. My advice: Earn you capital, adam.

Saturday, 10/14/00, 10:59 AM

          Lau-Ra has a Harry Potter site? since when? I never saw it. Actually I lied about her name being Francis Louis, it is really Sara Martha, so you are correct in thinking her name is Sara.

Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Suz-Ai Gallia

Dear Suz-Ai Gallia,

          I thought that Katee was the only liar in your family, but I guess I was wrong. How dare you do such a thing to me! I really thought that she was Scout Finch. And now I know that you are lying about "Sara Martha" because on her Harry Potter site, it is spelled "Sarah," not "Sara." I know your sister's name. Her name is Lau-ra Anu, okay? Let us end this battle of the names. My advice: Do you know what a Grimm is?

Saturday, 10/14/00, 4:49 PM

          I can't register on chat room! POODOO! HRT is there! I can't register. You will pay! I will type everything I see in this room and you must tell me which ones are cool. Be specific! Name each one and tell me if they're cool or I'll give Vada the Beta the human genetic code he's missing to make a deadly virus carried by anything that has an oxygen atom in it. That includes O2 and water! He needs the genetic code so it will only effect very close-to-human humanoids. If I can't find the code than I'll throw a rock at someone. digital stock CD key health indulgences CD CD case this is hard. It's work. I don't like work. I know how I will ger revenge! I'll make it so that people will have to scroll a lot to read the advice. Tell me how to fix the chat problem and I wont do the scroll thingy and I won't give Vada the code. Maybe I still will give him the code. I don't know I'm one of those really impulsive ewoks. On Earth I went to a cash register buying only a $32.00 package of smarties. They had an impulse buy thing and I left with $200.00 worth of chewing gum and nail files. Luckily humans consider the yellow shiny stuff that we eat very valuable. There is an abundance of it on Endor. I was happy to give it away because it hurt my teeth. I was able to pay with that. We worshiped the one you call C-3PO because we thought he was the bringer of yummy yellow shiny stuff and was to be eaten as well. I tried to and when his arm came off easily I figured out that he was a fake! He is not made out of chikaluuyak. That translates to "shiny stuff that breaks one's teeth". Fort Knox is filled with chikaluuyak. that was cool when Goldfinger tried to blow it up. That is one of my favorite James Bonds. I just ordered Goldfinger and You Only Live Twice. They should be coming soon. I want to get playstation 2. It's gonna have a lot of memory the graphics are awsome, it is backwards compadable with playstation 1 games, and, best of all, it has a built in DVD player! VHS is a thing of the past! Too bad i just ordered those two bonds on VHS. There is going to an awsome new star wars starfighter game for playstation 2. It got great reviews in Japan There will also be a mindless, yet oddly entertaining star wars demolishion game. You enter in different vehicles and blow each other up. You can even be a rancor with missle launchers on its back. I have a pet Rancor named Fluffy. I love Fluffy. Fluffy loves gungans. I can tell because there are those stupid ear flaps stuck in his teeth and Fluffy's stomach always says, "getting mesa outta here!" Just to show that I'm not bluffing about that scrolling thing, here is a very small sample of my work. POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO POODOO !

From: Endor
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Paploo

Dear Paploo.

          Oh, I am truly sorry. Let me explain: There is some good news and some bad news about what happened last night at the Chat Corner. The good news is that you indeed did register fine. That's right, just ignore the "Error" thing, because there never is an error. So you did the right thing. The bad news was that I was logged onto the Chat Corner, but you were late, so I decided to open up another window and finish the work that needed to be done on Starvivor. I did occasionally check the Chat Corner to see if anyone was there, but you must have come in-between checks, because I checked after I was finished with Starvivor, and I could see all the stuff you wrote, but you had already logged off. You called me a Buttmunch! That was very rude. You probably never knew that I was going to read that. Well, come to the Corner today (Sunday) at 7:00. Jaina will probably be there also. PS2 stinks, N64 still rules and the Nintendo Gamecube will be even better. My advice: Writing POODOO a million times will not count as a world record, it will just make people have to scroll more.

Saturday, 10/14/00, 5:04 PM

          I know you radioactive man. Yu poop radioactive stuff. Note: Paploo is typing this but the young smelly one is telling me what to write.Now Now Now you shall beeeeeeeeeep hehehhehehehehehehehahahahahaahhiccuphihihihihihihi That radioactive stuff you poop is weird that radioactive stuff you poop is weird write that hahahaha wait! earase that! Jupiter Jupiter Jupiter Jupiter. Saturn Saturn Saturn POOP hahahahahaha POODOO POODOO POODOO hey that's my line smelly one. write it! Ummm... I haerd this song from a scary blue mind hahahahah I heard hahahaha this su hahahahahahahahahahhihihihihihih AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hihihihihhehehehe help me my guest bok that searches favorites OATMEAL hahahahahhehehehehhohohohoh you shall radioactive on your ead hahahah radioactive head hahahahahahahahahaha That's enough pep pills for you, young smelly one. Go to bed.

From: Under a rock on Endor
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Paploo's little brother (young smelly one)

Dear Paploo's little brother (young smelly one),

          I see many traits run in the family. Please use the word "POODOO" instead of "poop" from now on. "POODOO" makes more sense and at least it's not gross like "poop." Thank you. I feel very embarrassed that I have to write about poop on my website. There are no Bantha droppings on my website, by the way. Chewbacca wanted Bantha droppings, but I said no. Remember young one, just say "no" to bantha droppings. Okay? My advice: Paploo, you are right, that is enough pep pills.

Saturday, 10/14/00, 5:19 PM

          Use the force. Hey wait you have an evil heart don;t use the force. I came here to tell you to look at Richard Simmons letter more carefully. You may have a hunch who wrote it, but I want proof. The proof is in the letter. I don't see how kibbick is alive. he seemed pretty dead in rebel dawn.

Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Obi-wan Kenobi's Voice

Dear Obi-wan Kenobi's Voice,

          I don't have enough midichlorians, sorry. My genius makes up for it, though. I read Rebel Dawn three times, and I read the part were Kibbick "dies" about ten times. I would have to agree with Ichjo Sanor, Kibbick is still very alive. They never actually say that he is dead, they just say that he got beaten to a pulp. I think that you are right that it might not be Paploo who is masquerading as... as... Richard Simmons! Ha! Anyway, it might be Hew-Laa Rayy because I was referred to as "Mr. High Patz." He was the tenth to sign my Advice Corner and he wanted to know how to stick a TV antennae in his RIGHT ear. My advice: I AM STILL NOT MR. HIGH PANTZ!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, 10/14/00, 5:20 PM

          Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Obi-Wan's Voice

Dear Obi-Wan's Voice,

          Oh. Only beings of less superior intellects mess up and only put their names. This behavior makes me very angry because it forces me to think up something to write that has nothing to do with what you wrote, because you wrote nothing. So if it has nothing to do with nothing, then the two negatives must cancel out and it has everything to do with... uh... nothing. But not "nothing" as in "nothing," but "nothing" as in the complete absence of "things." That means it must have nothing to do with no things. Yeah! I solved this matter philosophy! I feel proud. My advice: There is nothing to be proud of.

Saturday, 10/14/00, 5:21 PM

          By the way, hurry up you freakin' retard!

Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Obi-wan Voice

Dear Obi-wan Voice,

          Hey! I am not "freakin'!!!!!!!!!" That is very rude, Mr. Kenobi's voice. How can a voice be signing my Advice Corner anyway? Does a voice have typing abilities? I really am not getting this right now. You have confused me three times now. I think you must be Hew-Laa Rayy. Ha! My genius has discovered you for who you really are! My advice: I feel proud about something this time.

Saturday, 10/14/00, 5:23 PM

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Dear,

          AT-ST Driver, The games continue. I know that this must be another one of your keyboard games. I recognize this code. It is a battle cry. Well, here is what I have to say to that; "lgflbvali piewtgfigf eyrtfigrvcnbsdipfy r987 wgewiuhf7t3gygrwfv reig30874qfbgvdsj ewutrgt4fyegb fyewuyfr98743rfe fewilufg3874tfv fieutf3874fibfb." If you are a worthy opponent, then you will understand this message and you will come to me. My advice: douwqfv w;iyefg lwiyqfg 83o47t.

Saturday, 10/14/00, 5:26 PM

          sorry about that, the young smelly one has not yet gone to bed. He wrote that as I was leaving. When I didn't see him in bed and heard very slow typing. I came in ind he quickly pressed enter when he saw me. Little Maggot!

From: Endor
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Paploo

Dear Paploo,

          You are incorrect, young Ewok. That was not your brother. That was AT-ST Driver. AT-ST Driver is not an Ewok. But I do think that your brother is a maggot. Does he eat dead animals? I eat dead animals. Poor animals. I'm not a vegetarian, but I like cows... and potatoes. My advice: Ask Jaina, she understands this nonsense.

Saturday, 10/14/00, 7:28 PM

          Hi!!! Oke-day, HRT, I'm going to comment on Grimms. I vaguely remember them. They are in book 3, I remember that. And Quantam Leap... that sounds vaguely familiar also. There. Happy? Someone responded to you on those two topics. Now I have a question: what grades are sophomore, freshman, and all that? We don't use those names here on Coruscant and in Coruscant Literature at CA we were reading a story that was written by someone from Hoth and we were all arguing about what grades they all were. None of us can remember. Oh yeah, the link at the bottom of "The Third Half of October" that says "Ask me for advice!" is not working. Please, please, make it work!!! Oh yeah, one more thing, I figured out how to do my hair for my Queen Amidala costume!! It's the best, you guys should see it. Now, I just need a costume........ and I'm working on my website. I will when I have time.

From: Coruscant
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Jaina

Dear Jaina,

          Thank you a million thank yous for commenting on Grimms. But I am up set about what you said about Quantum Leap. You would have to be insane to only "vaguely" remember that show. I know it by heart. WATCH IT ON SCI-FI!!!!! Coruscant is one messed up planet if they don't use those grade names. Oh well, I guess I'll explain: Freshmen are in 9th grade and they are snot-nosed little brats that run around thinking they are so cool that they are not in middle school anymore. Sophomores are in tenth grade and no one knows they exist because they are the forgotten ones, they try not to get mixed up with the likes of Juniors or Seniors. Juniors are in 11th grade and they get depressed, because academically 11th grade is the hardest, but most of them are too dumb to figure anything out. Seniors are in 12th grade and they skip classes all the time because they really stopped caring and they want to leave high school, many of them are too dumb to make it to college. I never knew that anyone would ever use that link, and by the time you are reading this, it will be fixed. Odd, isn't it? My advice: Keep up the website work.

Sunday, 10/15/00, 2:44 AM

          This AT-ST drriverr you speak of, me find him, trrack him down, for low,low cost of $100 crredits. how 'bout it? if you want speak to me, me with han solo, to continue life debt since chewbacca die. me want rrip guts out of Paplooo, You think good idea? why was jaina and jacen solo not at Chewbacca's funeral? me a jedii knight!

From: canada
E-mail: Lowbacca@altavista.com
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Lowbacca

Dear Lowbacca,

          A Wookie from Canada! Ahhhhhhhh!! That has to be the scariest combination I have ever heard of. I would make some Canadian jokes right now, but I don't want to upset Jaina. Ha! I laugh when I think of the jokes I know! Ha! Well, anyway, I can handle the AT-ST situation all by myself, okay? And please don't harm Paploo, what has he ever done to you? 100 credits is nothing to me. That is such a low cost that I refuse to pay it. I shall only pay a thousand credits, that's right a thousand credits if you can tell me where the word "kriffing" comes from. I can't believe that no one has responded to that either.

Sunday, 10/15/00, 10:36 AM

          i am Adam McPhee (notice the uppercase letters), i am from Canada, although I haven't met Jaina or Lowbacca, however i'm sure they are very 'Canadian'. before i changed my name i was called AT-ST Driver, i killed you, and wrote those letters in your so called 'advice' corner! do not go to sleep tonight Thrawn, or you might not wake up, 'cuz i told my noghri friends about you! If you have a problem about me being Canadian, say it to my Face, you low down nerf-herding Chiss (i know your little secret!) here's a challenge for you, written in imperial code # 7a3 akdghjaeripghfdgw45y6534568478664455x'''ssjddyuejeucc ,q/1szx;x (for those of you who can't read this: if an american came up to you and said "all americans are liars, is he lying or telling the truth?") a Kriffing is a yuuzhan vong torture device, you pile of bantha POODOO!

From: Canada
E-mail: adam_mcphee@altavista.com
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Adam Mcphee

Dear Adam Mcphee,

          I knew that you would change your name sometime, AT-ST Driver. If anyone visiting my site is reading the above entry, then I can assure you that everything in it is true... I mean, uh untrue. I specialize in the "untruth." In fact, visit my banners section and see my new animated banner! It only took me an hour. I've taken longer on banners before. Well, anyway AT-St Driver, I would have never suspected you to move to Canada. Ha! I shall make fun of Canadians when you come to the battle arena. Of course I understood that code. I know all codes, rebel and imperial. After all, I am a genius. And you are wrong about "kriffing." I am not going to tell you what it is, you'll have to stretch your pea-sized mind to find the answer. My advice: All Americans are liars.

Sunday, 10/15/00, 10:44 AM

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From: i ferget
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): paploo

Dear paploo,

          Hmmmm. My advice: Do it again, and you shall be banned from the Advice Corner forever, oh, and it doesn't count as a world record.

Sunday, 10/15/00, 12:33 PM

u have no proof that i wrote this, none, whatsoever. because i didn't write this, in a sense 'cuz i ain't palpatane, i'm darth vader! moo-haha! (u have to stop trying to infiltrate the rebels! me and my master will find the the planet they are hiding on!) P.S. don't let ewoks write in yer guestbook.

From: canada
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): palpatane

Dear palpatane,

          Only a complete idiot spells him master's name wrong. I'm sorry, but I have been trying to read your message in Darth Vader's voice, and it just doesn't fit. Ever wondered what my voice sounds like? Me too. No, just kidding, I sound British. I've been trying to stop a certain Ewok from signing my Advice Corner. His name is Paploo and I also know that he wrote this entry. You are pathetic, Paploo. Only your simple middle school mind could think of something this dumb. My advice: Get out of middle school, it's dumb.

Sunday, 10/15/00, 1:00 PM

          hey!! thr... i mean "hoth rebel trooper" why don't you read up on your enemy The relatively lightweight and speedy All Terrain Scout Transport (AT-ST) is used by Imperial forces for reconnaissance and ground support for both troops and the larger AT-AT walkers.(u r not a genious thrawn!) Although smaller than AT-ATs at about 8.6 meters tall, they are significantly faster: on flat terrain they can move along at a 90-kilometer-an-hour clip. The two-legged walker has a small but highly maneuverable armored command pod that houses a pilot and a gunner. Each leg has a sharp claw that can slice through natural or man-made obstacles. With just two legs and a gyro balance system that is highly susceptible to damage, the AT-ST is more prone to tipping over than the AT-AT. But its flexibility and fire power make it a strong addition to the battlefield. (hey thrawn! i'll bet your hands are tired from typing by now!) Scout walkers are often used to lay down a blanket of covering fire for Imperial ground troops and for defending the flanks and somewhat vulnerable underbelly of AT-ATs. Its two-man crew enters and exits through a hatch atop the armor-plated command cabin.

From: Canada
E-mail: adam_mcphee@altavista.com
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): AT-ST Driver (a.k.a. Adam)

Dear AT-ST Driver (a.k.a. Adam),

          Read up? Read up? Why don't I read up on my enemy? I find this question hysterical! Ha! Please! Who am I? Just think for a moment. Who am I? You know me, AT-ST Driver. You know me very well. But I know you. I know you better than you know yourself. Yes, AT-ST's are your specialty, aren't they? But that is all you know. That is the extent of your skills. I know ALL. I study ALL. Because ALL is my enemy. ALL can defeat me. But I can also defeat ALL. Because I know ALL better than ALL knows itself. I know that I'm being repetitive, but bear with me for the moment. My hands never become tired, because my hands are gone. You can blame three cartons of apple cider for that. My advice: Ask Jaina, she knows about the apple cider.