october005

Sunday, 10/15/00, 2:00 PM

Hey everyone. Paploo, I am now mad at you. Do you have any idea how annoying it is to scroll down for like 30 seconds of moo-haha? Actually, I am mad at Ewoks in general right now (if you don't know what I mean, go see Starvivor.) You and your Wicket friend are going to pay for all this, Paploo. And tell Lowbacca that I was too at Chewie's funeral. I have the book right here. Page 16 of Hero's trial. The same page that says his name. See? And tell that Darth Vader pretending to be Paplatane (spelled Palpatine) that he is not Darth Vader. Darth Vader died. And then my grandfather Anakin Skywalker died. I've never heard of the word kriffing before. Satisfied now, I commented on the word kriffing. Oh, and I probably can't chat this afternoon (which is the evening on your time.) See, Jacen is getting back in half an hour (which'll be 3:30) and then we're going to have an Indiana Jones marathon, so I don't think I'll be there. Who knows, though? Maybe tomorrow. BTW, HRT, thank you, thank you, thank you for fixing the link. You must always put that link on the bottom of your advice pages because I always read the advice and then I click on the link and sign the advice corner. It's my tradition. I was so irritated yesterday when I actually had to go back to the URL box and erase it all and type in fan.starwars.com/militarygenius/advicecorner.html. I'm pretty good at typing all that in by now.

From: Coruscant
Web Site: It's still a stupid, retarted piece of junk, so never mind the name. In fact, I still need a name. HELP!
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Jaina

Dear Jaina,

What has happened to you Jaina? You’ve lost your spelling expertise. You said “retarted” instead of “retarded.” Thanks to this nifty spell check, I no longer have to deal with spelling errors. The spell check also finds all the mistakes in your letter. It says that “which’ll” isn’t a word. You can’t come to the Chat Corner today (Sunday)? That upsets me. I always look forward to chatting with you. But e-mail is also fun. I’m glad that we are e-mailing each other also. Lau-ra also e-mails me, and so does Star Wars Nostradamus. Ever been to his site? I have a link to it on my index. It’s awesome. I’m going to make him a banner. My advice: Have fun watching Temple of Doom.

Sunday, 10/15/00, 2:54 PM

Jaina will be punished forr saying she hates ewoks! ewokks are good, kind and peaceful, unlike howman's and bothan's and mon calaalmari. she say she at funerral, it is one thing to do bad thing, anotherr to lie about it, she wasn't there, howeverr everry other memberr of herr family was. palpataine is vaderr! RRoaRR!!!! me fiend, name is bossk, say he trrack down AT-ST Driver (adam), forr half cost! me mell mutant wombat! must find ittt, it taste ummy, me mean yummy!

From: Canada
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Lowbacca

Dear Lowbacca,

I think you need to work on that speech impediment, Lowbacca. It is impressing that you have learned Basic, but you tend to stretch your “r’s” too much. Just keep it up! Please don’t punish Jaina. She gets upset easily. She got really mad at me for calling her a “meany” after her first Advice Corner signing. I didn’t know that she was the real Jaina Solo at the time. Well, I really don’t need your help with AT-ST Driver. Maybe, I guess you could summon a few of your Woo--- friends to help in the large-scale battle, but AT-ST Driver and I must battle alone. If you haven’t noticed already, I have a slight grudge against Woo---‘s, but I’ll try to accept you. My advice: Be nicer to Han Solos (read first entry in August 2000 and you’ll get it).

Sunday, 10/15/00, 6:12 PM

Who is that? I did not write moo-ha or whatever. Yuo know I would write POODOO. And I would make it a lot longer! You barely had to scroll! Besides I always spell Paploo with and upper case P because I am important. I don't "ferget" where I'm from. I bet that was that wookiee that wants to kill me. Some jedi. When I read that message I told the tribe. I now have 12 archers 15 stone throwers and 2 all new blaster ewoks. A guy taught ewok warriors how to use the blasters the rebs gave us. Now the elite warriors carry blasters. That wookiee make me mad! He can't be a rabid ewok with a canker sore unless he buys $200.00 worth of chewing gum and nail files!

From: Endor
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Paploo

Dear Paploo,

I guess you are right. You have most definitely earned your capital, no one can deny that. In fact, just to make it official, I shall now give you a capital “P.” There, I guess I better give a capital “J” to Jaina, and a capital “L” to Lau-ra, and a capital “S” to Suz-Ai. Katee doesn’t get a capital because I’m still mad about the whole Mia Hamm thing. You guys all get those capitals because of your loyal devotion to my site. Thank you a million thank yous, all of you. An thank you, Paploo for being the only one who came to the Chat Corner yesterday. My advice: Live long and prosper.

Sunday, 10/15/00, 6:20 PM

i just finished reading advice corner and I'm even madder! You think I would impersonate vader and sign my name "palpatane'!?! You underestimate a middle school student who can read at nearly an adult level, is given high school level enrichment in science, did a report on general reletivity in grade 6, and did a report on dioxyribonucleac acid in first grade! Of course I didn't call it that in grade 1, I called it DNA.

From: Endor
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Paploo

Dear Paploo,

I’m sorry. You should be one of those child geniuses that goes to college at age ten!! Wow! I believe you about all of those achievements. Of course, your genius is really quite nothing compared to mine. So I am not impressed easily. You are pretty smart, though... for a snot-nosed, middle-school rabid Ewok with a canker sore. I just saw Cujo. Cujo reminds me of you, ‘cause he has rabies. My advice: Don’t drive your car to where there is a rabid dog that eats people when you know that your car doesn’t work.

Sunday, 10/15/00, 8:06 PM

So. Lowbacca, I was too at Chewie's funeral. You contradicted yourself. First you said that me and Jacen weren't there, then you said that every member of my family was there but me. It just proves that you are lying. Paploo, if that wasn't you who wrote moo-haha, I apologize for saying I was mad at you. I know how easy it is to impersenate (I think I spelled that wrong!) people in this advice corner, not to mention any names, Jaina Solo 13 whose name is really Jaaina. See you later, HRT.

From: Coruscant
Web Site: IT'S A STUPID PIECE OF JUNK THAT NEVER WORKS AND I'M BEGINNING TO HATE IT!!!! HELP NEEDED URGENTLY!!!!!!
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Jaina

Dear Jaina,

I have a friend at school (another non-Star Wars friend) who we all call Mr. Contradiction because he never agrees on anything. He always says “Why.” But he drags out the “why” for a long time so it sounds like “whhhhhhhyyyyyyy?” Anyway, uh... I just read Hero’s Trial (I feel sorry for your dad, but I think that Droma is awesome, and he could take Chewie any day, I mean, just look at that tail) but I can’t remember if you were at the funeral, and I’ to lazy to run up to my room and flip through the book to find it. Maybe Lowbacca is right. I know that Lowbacca was at the funeral. Shame on you for not going! I wish I could have gone to the funeral just to laugh and cheer that Chewie was dead. I bet the Furry Friend is going to punch me if he reads what I just wrote. He reads the Advice all the time, but he never asks for advice. Should he ask me for advice? I can arrange that. My advice: Please e-mail me your URL, only then can I truly give you advice on web design.

Monday, 10/16/00, 3:44 AM

me and my noghri friends (one of 'em is named all) are getting ready, thrawn. we're ready to defeat you, and then we will kill Paploo (moo-haha is kewl, but not 30 seconds wurth of it!) we will let you decide who gets defeated first. You like apple cider? you disgust me! i was thinking of writing an autobiographie about myself, if you want i could send you a copy. I've got a new AT-ST! straight from coreillia, they built it for me especially, extra blasters, sesors and shields! it even has a repulsor lift, too (it only works for a few seconds, though)! I had a hard time getting it past that inspection place. i'm in Canada now but you'd better lookout! MY ADVICE: lookout behind you!

From: Canada
E-mail: adam_mcphee@altavista.com
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): AT-ST Driver

Dear AT-ST Driver

Your name is annoying to type. I have to hold Shift, then press AT, then I have to let go of Shift and press -, then I have to hold Shift again and press ST, then I have to press the spacebar, and then I have to hold Shift and press D, but the rest is easy. Your name is also a keyboard challenge. Type “starwars” (one word, no capitals) as fast as you can. I did it in less than a second, without looking at the keyboard. Your Noghri friends scare... I mean, uh don’t scare me. I can take them... I hope. But if you remember, our battle must be one-on-one and the true war will happen outside the arena. Your Noghris and AT-ST’s against my... uh... Oh no, I need troops. Well, give me a few weeks to put together an army, and then we can start. Why would I want an Autobiography of you, after all, I know you better than you know yourself, and ALL. My advice: Tell ALL to go stuff a sock with bologna, that short ugly devil-creature.

Monday, 10/16/00, 3:52 AM

ROARR!!!! me kill PAploo! rip his GuTs OuT! he will die!! darkside has taken over me!!!!! DIe PaPLooo DIE!!!!! JAin was not there, it said she was in the book, but she wasn't there!!!!!! I'm now on Endor and i've killed the 'elite-blaster' ewoks. i didn't write that leter saying moo-haha! PaPLoO wIlL Pay!!!!

From: Canada
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Lowbacca


Dear Lowbacca,

WOAH (I’m on glitterstim, Jaina, yes I know it’s spelled “whoa”), hold on there just one minute, buddy. I cannot have you terrorizing poor Paploo right now. I need you AND Paploo to help me in my private war with AT-ST Driver. You see, as much as I hate Woo---‘s, I still need their help. Maybe if you Woo---‘s do a good job fighting, then I’ll stop hating you. But I also need the help of Paploo’s Ewok warriors. This war will be intense, in fact it will be in Episode VII. That’s right, you just gave me a wonderful idea, Lowbacca. I’m going to start a section of my site called Episode VII, where I will tell the story of the movie that stars people like me, Jaina, Paploo, you, and of course, Vada the Beta. Did you know that before I wrote this sentence I stopped to think for ten minutes about this story, and I’ve pretty much got it in my head now. My advice: I’m going to warn everyone ahead of time, the advice corner will have to be closed when I write this story.

Monday, 10/16/00, 6:15 AM

why would you wnat Beatles songs unstuck from your head?? no matter how hard I try, I can never get them into my head. Like the other day I wanted to get "Got to get you into my life" stuck in my head, so I thought the words over and over and over again in my head because I do not have that song on CD, which will hopefully will soon change on that first day of November, anyway, I was thinking the words over and over again and they just wouldn't get stuck! It was so depressing! But that was okay, because---just because. And I was very disapointed to read that Corran won the Immunitity, I mean, Jaina should have won! But that's okay, she'll win next time. And I was disapointed to know that I was 203 words off from the record held by Paploo. Maybe someday I will break that record! HA! Now I must take my Cano out, she's barking, but I will come back and finish this later.

Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Lau-ra Anu

Dear Lau-ra Anu,

I envy you. It would be such a dream not to have Beatles songs stuck in my head. Well, at least I’m not as bad as MG. He gets Britney Spears songs stuck in his head. You might notice that if you read the end of the Acbar vs. Ackbar (with a “k”) Story. Hey! Don’t dis Corran! He’s the best Jedi ever! Jaina won two immunity challenges anyway. It was time for a change. Why do you keep talking about Canoes as if they are living? My advice: You must have brain problems if to walk a Canoe and think it barks.

Monday, 10/16/00, 9:17 AM

I'm sorry for writing again, but I was cut off in my last email by a very impatient canos. Please forgive me. Well, I am going to get my landspeeder permit in a couple weeks. You have to be 15 to get one here on Hoth, you should know that since you live on Hoth. Or maybe you live on a differant part of Hoth where you have to be 16 before you can get you permit. The reason why I get mine as a Freshman is because I started school late. That makes me older than most people in my grade. My soccer team lost on Saturday 0-2, but It wasn't my fault. It wasn't my team's fault acctually. We just lost. The referee gave the other team two free kicks and one a PK at that! The PK was given when a huge girl on the other team pulled Suz-Ai Gallia when the huge girl grabbed her head. So of course Suz-Ai fell and brought the big girl down with her. It was depressing. Our goalie Katee B. (not Katee my sister, another Katee) blocked the PK, but the girl ran up and kicked the ball in anyway. Suz-Ai also got yellow carded for being to violent. Well, not really violent, but she was a little physical. I get them usually for talking back to the referee. I'm pretty bad at that. I got one of Thursday. But that's okay, just as long as you don't get a second yellow card you'll be allright. If you get two yellow cards that means that you have to leave the field and go and sit in the parking lot (or if you are playing for a school with locker rooms you have to go sit in the locker room) and then your team has to play a man down (10 on 11) and you can't play in the next game. Red cards are bad. You can just get a Red Card if you don't want to go though all the trouble and time of two yellows if you intinonally hurt someone (like, heave the ball at their head or break their neck with you foot or punch them in the eye or something like that. You get the point) or if you swear like crazy, or if you intinonally hurt the goalie. Or if you stop a ball from going in the goal by using your hands if you are not the goalie. A girl on my team did that once, but the ball went in the goal anyway, and she didn't do it on purpose. She just usually plays goalie for another team and it was just her natural reflexes. So, like I said, Red Cards are bad. If I ever got one of those for my HA team, I would be benched forever. But I won't, we've only got one more game left anyway. I need to score. But as I was saying, Suz-Ai has gotten yellow carded twice, but not in the same game, so that doesn't matter. I've been carded three times. Suz-Ai has gotten them both for dangerous playing, I have gotten them for back talking the ref and one for dangerous play. One time a girl on my team got a yellow for subbing in for another player when the linesman said she could but the ref didn't. It wasn't supposed to be a yellow, but she got one anyway. A yellow card is also called a Caution and a Red Card is also called a Warning. Warnings are bad. Cautions aren't. I have never played a team where someone gets Red Carded. Have you ever heard the song "Live and Let Die"? The other day I was listening to it before my soccer game and we won. But if I listen to "Ob-la-di Ob-la-da" before a game then we definatly lose. I mean, I heard it before a game a couple years ago and then we lost 1-3, I then tried it out to see if maybe it was just a fluke, but we lost, and then on Thursday I listened to it before our game and we played a team we had tied and we lost. So I think I will stop listening to that song before soccer games. Do you think that this entry in this guestbook wil break the record? Speaking of records, did you know that the stupidest Canos in the universe belong to my neihbors? Actulally the stupidest four canos belong to them, Ashley, Amos, Amy and Amy and Amos's daughter Annie. I thought that they had sold Annie, but I was wrong, she was in their back yard yipping away. Those dogs are so stupid. Right now my felynx is a nice light pinky purple, we colored him with a marker. He enjoys that. My Canos is barking right now, I think that she wants a walk. She is very stupid, althought not as stupid as Annie, Amy, Amos and Ashley. So, who's that Adam McPhee person? He keeps signing my guestbook too. I think he found my site and then followed a link to yours and then started to write in the corner. I have no idea why he keeps coming back to my site, there isn't anything to do there that is that interesting. I hope that my computer doesn't all of a sudden lock up on me, if it did.....I would not be very happy, let's just say that. Have you ever been to my site Star Wars Poems? It's not to bad, but it needs people to visit it. Jaina helped me on my spelling while the Corner was closed, now I know how to spell visit. Itsn't that great?? I hate to visit sites that have horrible spelling, like when they can't even spell "Leia" or "Chewbacca" right. That drives me crazy. Anyway, I hope that this entry in the adivce corner is the longest, that would be cool, but if it isn't, oh well. Again, I apologize for writing again today, but I didn't write at all on Saturday or Sunday, so I guess this makes up for those days. Just think, you'll only have to write one little advice for me. And thank you for finally finishing to little subject of my real name, it was getting out of hand. We all know it is Lau-ra Anu, so let's just keep it that way. And so what if it really isn't Lau-ra Anu? I'll probably never disclose that my real name is Scout Finch. Oh never mind. May the force be with you, you'll need it while reading this.

Web Site: Xtreme Star Wars
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Lau-ra Anu

Dear Lau-ra Anu,

Oh no. I really don’t feel like writing a long advice, sorry. Yes, that was the longest advice entry ever, but Paploo still gets the world record ‘cause I’m only counting the months of August and September. But you’ll probably win for October-November. I really don’t want too many really long entrees because there is only a limited amount of space on these webpages. Why do you think I have so many halves? My advice: That entry got repetitive with the whole yellow-card thing.

Monday, 10/16/00, 11:05 AM

I have a pet Grim, really. I am not lying either. His name is Fri-sky Wedu. And, I must add, he is very well behaved. He used to bite, but he lost most of his teeth. He lives on a diet of Plantain butter now.

Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Suz-Ai Gallia

Dear Suz-Ai Gallia,

Gimms are not scary. They are cute little puppies. I can’t believe it’s not butter is better, sorry. I have a Grimm too. Her name is Shad-y. I also have a felynx named St-ar. It’s only one syllable, but it’s still spelled St-ar. My advice: gtg, bye.

Monday, 10/16/00, 11:47 AM

Thrawn if the story i heard is true you will be in 1 big pile of poodoo. a jawa came up to me and told me your forces r going to invade Canada tomorow at dawn. if this is true my new upgrade will be canada's first defence! once the canadian government i got a new AT-ST they told me i was going to be getting a promotion soon. Poodoo! the new one has a couple of extra blasters and some other poodoo. but it's special feature is the shield, the same type that was on the suncrusher! my AT-ST is invicible! why do they call AT-ST's chicken walker's? it's anoying! rumor has it u are working with that jaina girl. either way we'll destroy you! my old At-ST is my new RV! we got plenty noghri up here for you, thrawn and we will kill the invaders!

From: Canada
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): AT-ST Driver

Dear AT-ST Driver,

A Jawa? Oh, that traitor! I was training him in tactics, and he must have told you my secret plans. Oh well. It shall not affect the consequences. The element of surprise is worth a lot, but force can overpower it. I am not attacking tomorrow, though. It will be days, maybe even hours before I attack. You are starting to talk like Paploo, by the way. The only difference between you and Paploo is the fact that Paploo has rabies. Oh yeah... and he’s also my friend, and you are my enemy. My advice: You are a Chicken Walker Driver, you big chicken!

Monday, 10/16/00, 12:12 PM

I can't believe my sisters have not mentioned our canos Stor-mee. She is very long and fat. Lau-ra's canos that she talks about is Sun-nee, and our felynx is Tom-mee. then there is Vada, the weird fish who is taking over the world. actually he is a very tame fish.

Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Katee

Dear Katee,

Well, your sisters do tend to go off the subject a lot. I thought it was just Lau-ra, but I guess you think that Canoes are animals too. Kuat of Kuat has a felynx, I’m glad that you have one. Vada would never try to take over the world. It’s the galaxy that he’s after. Besides who would want earth, anyway? It’s so dumb compared to the Star Wars universe. My advice: Be prepared, the advice corner is about to be closed.

Monday, 10/16/00, 12:56 PM

I need help. I need protection. I will help with disarming AS-ST driver's defences. We Ewoks are masters of espionage. It comes from years of hunting animals with great hearing and smelling senses. Ewoks are good at smelling, but not as good as them. We stopped hunting when we found out there was a chain of Burger Kings near the south pole. The won't let us in McDonalds because we ate Ronald.

From: I moved I am not saying where because half my bodyguards were just killed by a wookiee.
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Paploo

Dear Paploo,

Your Ewok help is drastically needed. That is why I have chosen the Ewoks as my main ground attacking force. I know that you are very skilled at AT-ST attack. I have watched ROTJ many times and I have taken notes on your tactics. Using logs against them is just brilliant. But using a rope to trip an AT-ST Driver, and having a bunch of Ewoks get dragged by it, well, that isn’t so brilliant, but it’s trial and error. Thank you for eating Ronald McDonald. It’s about time someone revolted against that freaky clown. My advice: Please eat Colonel Sanders, too!

Monday, 10/16/00, 1:04 PM

You owe me credits! You promised me credits if I could name a Mara Jade movie. There is one. It is not made by Lucasarts and has bad acting. I believe you can still find it at www.theforce.net/theater/shortfilms/darkredemtion.htm l You can pay in the form of a Star Destroyer and a couple of the Emporor's elite guards.

From: ****************
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Paploo

Dear Paploo,

Ah, yes. You have a very good memory. I didn’t even remember that! Well, here are your credits: 1000 credits. There. I suggest using Control+C, and then Control+V. That’s how I make my money. Right now, I don’t really have time to visit that website, but I’ll do it eventually. I don’t really have any Star Destroyers, sorry. I do have some guards, but they are all Jawas. My advice: Take these Jawas, “Two Jawas”, just cut and paste them.

Monday, 10/16/00, 1:10 PM

My mistake find it here. http://theforce.net/theater/shortfilms/darkredemption /index.shtml

From: *************
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Paploo

Dear Paploo,

Your mistake? Oh well, I still haven’t watched the movie yet. It will probably take too long to download. And what’s this *********** thing supposed to mean? I don’t get it. I thought you were from Endor. Even Endor has a capital “E”!! Ha!!! The planet earth does not deserve a capital “E.” Ha! Well, I’m just repeating something that I said before, aren’t I? My advice: Repetition is not a virtue.

Monday, 10/16/00, 2:16 PM

i know you're out there, PaPloo! i will kill you yet! i just ate my first ewok! it was also my last! you guys taste GrOSss EvEN WheN boiled alive! RROARR!!! I FEEl SoRry fOR the PoOr EWoK, ARmED only WiTh A STicK, hahahaHAHAHa and ha!! I hEar my hOmElAnD, canada, is being invaded, Paplooo, how unfortunate 4 u! HAHAHA! Wheen I'm DOnE WiTh YOu I wIll Freeze YOU in CArBoNitE, and Move IntO YoUr TrEe-hOUsE, ha! WoUlD You lIke to Be oN yOUR WalL oR The DoOR? RROARR!!! If ANY EwOkS LiVE AFteR yOUR dEatH tHeY wIlL become My sLavEs, If I CaPtUrE tHeM b4 YOuR DEatH I WiLL DrowN TheM!!! iF ThRawN DoEsN't CaPtUre CANADA, PaPloo WiLL havE HiS VoIcE BoX REmOVEd (by ME!) ANd BecOmE mY Pet!!!!

From: Canada
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Lowbacca

Dear Lowbacca,

Oh dear. That is gruesome. I find it extremely violent. I guess this means that Episode 7 will have to be violent. I don’t know if Paploo will die in Ep. 7, but I do know that you and Paploo will fight to the death. And you can’t use the force ‘cause there are ysalirmiri. I better stop giving away things incase people who aren’t writing Ep. 7 read this. I want it all to be a surprise. My advice: E-mail me at furryfriend1138@yahoo.com

Monday, 10/16/00, 2:33 PM

go onto the chat corner 2morow (the 16), paploo. at 6:30, coreillia standard (that equals 6:30 atlantic standard), i have a deal that could save your life! u can come,too, thrawn!

From: Canada
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): AT-ST Driver

Dear AT-ST Driver,

I am Thraw... I mean, uh I am not Thrawn. What would give you a crazy idea like that? Well, anyway, yes I do believe that I made it to this chat. Paploo was there too. Sorry I was a little late for the chat. I had to make dinner for myself. I made fish. I always make fish, come to think of it. It’s my favorite food, but you’ve probably already noticed that. Well, I don’t eat fish that are smart. I only eat the really dumb ones. Paploo will not be making any deal with you, old friend. My advice: The Ewoks are on my side.

Monday, 10/16/00, 3:21 PM

Is Atlantic standard same as East Coast? I've never heard that term used before.

From: *************
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Paploo

Dear Paploo,

Uh... there are many names for this time zone. It is the best time zone. That’s why they call it “Standard.” Yep, it’s the best. I call it Eastern Hoth Standard time. Right now, it is 10:56, Eastern Hoth Standard time. Dylan’s coming over soon, and he’s going to help me train for my Nintendo tournament. My advice: Wish me luck.

Monday, 10/16/00, 3:26 PM

It's called eastern standard time, and I am waiting inthe chat corner right now.


Dear,

Um... Paploo? Is that you? I can’t tell. Oh well. Even if this is all that you’re writing, you still have to put your name. I don’t know if you’ll make it into the World Records. I think there have been more than three dears before you. My advice: I think this message came a little too late for me to go to the Chat Corner, Dear.