Our Beliefs/Laws

The Seven and a Half Commandments 1. Do not use my name in vain 2. Do not steal 3. Respect your elders 4. Do not Kill 5. Do not lie 6. Do not hate 7. i) You must give 10% of your income to me*    ii) Do not eat pork* *These commandments have a star beside them because they are only worth three quarters of a commandment. These two commandments are not all that important and it is not as neseccary to follow these two as it is the rest.

Miscellaneous Laws Do not wear purple on Thursdays Any monkey being obtained for the purpose of being a pet must have a tail that is under 12 inches long Do not lick flies Do not walk backwards on one way streets on Thursdays Do not carry half eaten icecream cones in your pocket on Thursdays IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR LAWS, THEM PLEASE EMAIL ME

(Just Cause every religion has to have them) LAWS GOVERNING SEX There are two seperate laws governing sex: When having sex within the religion, there are no rules.  In effect, everything and anything goes...as long as it's WITHIN the religion!!!! However, if you are having sex with anyone outside the religion, there is one rule. You must try to convert your lover(s), I know, I know, these are tough rules to follow, but you've GOT to try your hardest!!!

There are only two more things that need to be discussed....indulgences and the After Life. Click on the cow to continue!!!