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evangelin - 03/16/00 06:39:27 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/mo/evangelin My Email:evangelin7@yahoo.com How'd you get here?: um. followed links n shit... Favourite Band: guns n roses!! heh.. Favourite Monkee: chim chim the monkey, he is the coolest!! | Comments: heya..hmm. angry boy, aintcha? i think yer cute...shit now i havta bookmark this page and come back and read the rest of it sometime, coz right now its like 1:30 am and im dead... anyways, like i said, chim chim is the coolest,punkest monkey online, check out his page here : http://www.oocities.org/Paris/Louvre/5718/MAIN.html or his alternative, cult horror movie & film page here: http://www.oocities.org/Paris/Louvre/5718/FILMSTF/FILMPAGE.html and then when u are all done with the punkmonkey, come visit my page, and sign my guestbook!! unless of course, u sux, and im quite sure u dont... ~evi |
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Webster - 03/15/00 21:15:16 How'd you get here?: God only knows | Comments: "Punk" as defined in the 1992 edition of "Webster's Dictionary," a. crumbling, decayed; worthless.- n. young, inexperience person; petty gangster; style of rock music characterized by a savage rejection of convention; one who follows such a style. |
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Does it even matter? - 08/02/99 17:16:56 | Comments: Hole shit, man. Move on with it, would you? Quit crying about your life and live it! EVERYONE has problems, but some people just accept that fact. And then there's people like you who just want too much attention. And you don't even get your point ac oss half the time. The writing is pretty crappy. No offence, but it's boring, too long and the punctuation and spelling is just crap. And don't tell me I don't know anything about it, because I'm majoring in English. So work on it a bit harder and may e I'll come back and actually read an ENTIRE rant. Right now, I start reading and get too bored. Not to mention, I get sick of reading some crap from someone who doesn't appreciate life. |
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JHFURUDGIWUYEGTOUQE - 04/18/99 01:39:16 My URL:http://UIRGUGJERHLGWHT My Email:LBGUTGWUGIUWHRPUI Head Size: WHGOWUEBGPWUGUWHU Favourite Band: OUBFORFOQIGRFOUYG3R Best reason Hanson sucks: VNPQORVPQUHVPIUWHG | Comments: GP4UIHIPGUGOFQERHBQEPHTLREUGOIHRIHRF;HQGOREIFH;EWHRYGQPURGGt34uytpq3tprhepitqrehgurgfgsrthgajghpiuhHQPTQUHRPQPUHYP45HGPTHYGHTPGUTPYHPGLEJRHGLFJHGLFDHGPTHGOREHGOEIRGIUGHYTIURPIUHPIUERHTQUI5HIURYGTHPIQURTUIREPIRUHGQRHYPQUIREHTPQUIHTPUIQHRETUIQEHRTPUREHTPUIH RHVJGBBVWKGY2Y55IU4THIHURGOIWUIKTJGJFUFHOWUHTRTGTOUTHGOIUHTOGBFLHJGNBLERHGVLJREHFREBGVRGFVRLGELRHUGLQREHLGLKFJHBQLRUGHAJFBVLAFDBVLSDFLSDGLWEHBWF,FVLUEBEJLHVBOQRGJFNBKJHGEQREFFVBCBFBFYGNFHHFHFNMNQWERTYUIPOASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMLKJHGFDSAQWERTYUOP |
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MoJo - 04/10/99 20:46:36 My URL:http://www.iinet.net.au/~flaxmore My Email:flaxmore@iinet.net.au Head Size: (this big) Favourite Band: Bad Religion Best reason Hanson sucks: Smaller penis than mine | Comments: Yeh, i'll um, just go over.. here now..... |
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Tiffany - 04/05/99 14:26:54 My Email:eisthetm@hotmail.com Head Size: slightly smaller than a watermellon Favourite Band: don't have one specific one Best reason Hanson sucks: Mmmmmmm-bop! Need I say more? | Comments: Hey big John stud. I heard you had a page so I thought I'd cruise on in. Cool stuff you crazy bastard!!! |
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Josh - 03/31/99 15:09:57 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/CollegePark/Center/7759/ My Email:osu_stud_77@yahoo.com Head Size: not sure Favourite Band: Fatboy Slim, Rob Zombie, Korn Best reason Hanson sucks: please, what a bunch of little girls | Comments: Just surfing around. you have quite a nice homepage. |
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Faataualofa R Leasiolagi - 03/05/99 06:25:15 My Email:alofal@hotmail.com Favourite Band: All the bands | Comments: You have a really cool website. Keep up the good work. |
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- 02/03/99 04:57:06 | Comments: Doc, you are one self-righteous bastard. You should try to actually live your life rather than just observe it |
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motherofdiscontent - 01/25/99 04:58:21 | Comments: your wisdom spands beyond your years friend, your insights are both intriguing and interesting. humanity is a well of hate and uncaring, however when one seeks what they truly want then it can be found even in the most unlikely of places. keep that mind o yours quick and sharp for it will do you well in the future. best wishes and hope to know more of you through your insights. |
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Paula-Maria - 01/18/99 20:07:26 My Email:paula-maria22@hotmail.com Head Size: circular Favourite Band: S.M. Best reason Hanson sucks: too many to add | Comments: you intrigue me |
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Brie - 01/18/99 00:39:48 My Email:mbridget1@webtv.net Head Size: large cantalope Favourite Band: Potishead...Tori Amos...bitter chick music.tee hee Best reason Hanson sucks: Far too many to recount here | Comments: Gunslinger=good Spidey=good, Todd McFarlin Spidey=wonderful Beating DiCaprio with the boody stump of his own arm? Hmm...Haven't decided...But can I watch? |
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spiggy - 01/15/99 00:25:14 My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~spiggins My Email:dharmapunk@hotmail.com Head Size: 52 (pretty big for a GIRL eh?) Favourite Band: x ray spex Best reason Hanson sucks: my ass has more talent!!!!!!!! | Comments: wow, this is a kickass page! my iq is 158, soemhow i dont believe that. i like yer stories, i know how ya feel. late |
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Me - 01/14/99 02:09:31 | Comments: If you want a girlfriend so bad, why don't you treat people with respect? You say you want a girl so bad, to love you and for you to love, yet you say you hate the whole world. Does that make any sense? How can you love a girl if you hate the world? M ybe your attitude is what's holding you back. Maybe you had a few bad relationships, but who hasn't? You can't say all girls suck because one cheated on you. Wake up and treat others as they're human beings. We're not just numbers, we're people, with pirit and heart. |
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Shannon - 01/08/99 02:28:08 My Email:shannon@g-n-e.com Head Size: Ha,Ha Favourite Band: Hard to choose Best reason Hanson sucks: Guys or Girls? | Comments: John! You seem happy at school. Reading your site made me cry. You've really got a talent. You write very well, and get your point across very strongly. I'm so sorry to see that you hate your life so much. You're a sweet-heart and deserve better than the l fe you portray in all your writings. |
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Hoover - 01/07/99 04:57:30 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/westhollywood/stonewall/1387/ My Email:cdh35199@student1.unipissing.ca Head Size: like you havn't rubbed it enough to know yourself! Favourite Band: The Hip Best reason Hanson sucks: There is a slight chance than if any of them ever died the other two would kidnap Doug and pass him over as the dead Hanson brother....right Doug-Ray? | Comments: Johnny, are you on dope!? What a messed year this has been, NFO is separating and we can't let that happen! Here is what we have to do...start a charity so Joel doesn't starve in London...But Frank a one way ticket to Cuba, where upon he will return when adison graduates from university...expand the week to 10 days so Ken can squeeze everyone in...fund raise so Doug can have the operation to be surgically removed from Zoey's ass OR we can all just be pimps on the phone like him...Ron...fuck, no more strip clubs for that cowboy...You? Well John you are virtually perfect, but I think you really do need to see those nipples, maybe they are brown, who knows, only goat boy...me? Well I need to get my ass out of North Bay so the boys can be together again...LONG LIVE M.O.I, and A.A.H.G we are the truly sane ones and that is kind of scary...watch out world we have a masterplan and it doesn't involve you....I LOVE YOU KR!! and I love you John, you're the sunshine in my day...the cherry in my fruit cocktail...the ex ra pepperoni on my pizza...the extra second in my orgasm... |
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Fierce - 01/05/99 07:00:31 Head Size: Godzilla size Favourite Band: Hanson Best reason Hanson sucks: hey! | Comments: I want to bear your children CHICKEN! |
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Deb - 12/06/98 18:08:20 My Email:iluvsmut@hotmail.com Head Size: about 18 inches around, is that big? hehe Favourite Band: Beastie Boys Best reason Hanson sucks: they have no puibs | Comments: I will not take a picture of my brain for you. How did you get hair like that? |
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Mike Soley - 12/02/98 01:40:17 My Email:soleym@mcmaster.ca Head Size: Ask John's Asshole Favourite Band: 4 squirrels(It's too bad that half the band died in a bus crash) Best reason Hanson sucks: What do you mean?-Hanson was the best week of my life! | Comments: You got a lot of stuff here, but you need some naked pictures of your mom! |
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Melissa Pope - 11/27/98 18:33:26 My Email:Moonwobble17@hotmail.com Favourite Band: Pretty much anything RAP! Best reason Hanson sucks: Look at them!!! | Comments: Hi- I got here from Chris Hoover's page. He's one of my good Internet friends!! Just wanted to see what your page looks like. Bye!- Melissa |
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Michelle Roloson - 11/11/98 20:12:06 My Email:rolosomn@mcmaster.ca Head Size: you're on crack!! Favourite Band: are you kidding me??? Best reason Hanson sucks: their hair is longer than mine | Comments: I think you are insane, but who cares right? I already knew that and so does everyone else. PS: Your quotes rock. Say hi to "dad" for me. |
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Janelle - 10/27/98 06:19:53 My Email:Shortchic_00@yahoo.com Head Size: Well, we'll just have to find that out for ourselves, now won't we? Favourite Band: Anything.(old shit, new shit, and i've really been into the old skool rap lately) Best reason Hanson sucks: the only cute one is 10, and judging by his brothers, he ain't gonna hit puberty soon. | Comments: HEy you bastard, email me. i loved your page, but i still don't understand why people keep calling you Ken. tested my IQ (I'm not as smart as you are, ok?, now get over it) Let me know whenever you update this, and I promise, no more drunken emails (Ok, maybe one or 2) Some of the shit you wrote freaks me out. Remember, i still luv ya, Johnnie Boy, so don't you go shooting yourself before we go on our little truck ride(like in the dream we both had) Your favourite sex bunny, Bigguns |
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chris graham - 09/04/98 23:49:06 My Email:phaterkid@hotmail.com Head Size: not sure but the "neck" length in 12.5 inches.(right Ken) Favourite Band: BACKSTREET BOYS Best reason Hanson sucks: because they won't return my calls those gay bastards!!! | Comments: WOW Lenin was right Komrade!!! I really appreciated the humor on this site! You are correct when you stated the JOEL LYNN IS FAT!!! He's FATTER THAN ME!!!!!!!! |
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Katrina - 08/20/98 17:23:40 My URL:http://www.krcreative.com/kat My Email:KatrinaS@mailexcite.com Head Size: big one or lil one? =] Favourite Band: Pavement Best reason Hanson sucks: Because they have a song called MmmBop | Comments: So i *finally* signed your guestbook. Hell must've frozen over. Keep updating your page with more of your rants. It's keepin' me entertained =] |
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Luciana - 08/19/98 01:56:44 My Email:lupanime@adinet.com.uy Head Size: hey! Favourite Band: Metallica, Nirvana, Aerosmith Best reason Hanson sucks: they look like Barbies | Comments: I took the IQ test they say I'm 136, that's no serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are pretty cool |
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Luciana - 08/19/98 01:48:06 My Email:lupanime@adinet.com.uy Head Size: have no idea Favourite Band: Metallica Best reason Hanson sucks: they look like Barbies | Comments: I took the IQ test they say I'm 136, that's no serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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420 - 07/26/98 06:18:21 My URL:http://icantfigureitout My Email:charter@inland.net Head Size: whitch one??? Favourite Band: voodoo glow skulls, the vandals, lagwagon, bad religion, theres sooo many Best reason Hanson sucks: there gay thats all there is to it!!!!!!!! | Comments: kick ass page. punks not dead!!! |
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Radiant - 07/22/98 20:26:18 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Paris/3105 My Email:Radiant@smileyface.com Head Size: 7 (???) Favourite Band: *shrug* Best reason Hanson sucks: they look like girls...do i have to say more?? | Comments: Cool page...i'll be back soon to read your work...looking forward to it! |
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137 - 07/18/98 04:40:03 Head Size: You'll never believe me. Favourite Band: Buggles, Everclear, Tool Best reason Hanson sucks: do we really need a reason? They're pretty self explanitory. | Comments: You rock. We love the hair never change it. Ryan Hoover really wants you to kiss him. He's just shy about his sexuallity. You're really hot, we're going to jump you one day, wait and see. Being a guy and getting raped really sux man, specially if you blow your head off after (just kidding). Love your page. |
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Anya - 07/06/98 01:34:15 My Email:anya_18@hotmail.com Head Size: don't know????? Favourite Band: nirvana,the verve,the goo goo dolls,foo fighters,third eye blind and fastball. Best reason Hanson sucks: they totally look like girls and their kiddy songs make you wanna puke cause they're so lame. | Comments: Ken, you have a really awesome page.its filled with really good,useful info and i must admit i think you're a hotty!if you wanna talk or whatever,drop me a line!c-ya, anya :) |
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eric - 06/28/98 04:04:15 Favourite Band: no one fave | Comments: |
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Lynne - 06/20/98 04:28:23 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/pa/oZZyOsBoUrNe Favourite Band: Nirvana and oZZy Best reason Hanson sucks: because their hair is longer than mine | Comments: Hey....kewl page...se ya around sometime NiRvAnA_cHiCk |
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Belvedere - 06/20/98 01:01:46 My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~Belvedere/belvedere-index.html My Email:bitch@yes,I'm a bitch.com Head Size: I like a good foamy head, and a really icy glass. Favourite Band: The Smiths (sorry, I'm a chick, and whatnot) Best reason Hanson sucks: No Testosterone | Comments: Your assessments of bands are dead on, homer. Good writing, too. |
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Christine - 06/18/98 17:26:09 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/wa/StineBean My Email:csanders@mail.wsu.edu Favourite Band: Third Eye Blind Best reason Hanson sucks: THEY JUST DO!! | Comments: I really like your site! You are an awesome writer. I really liked a couple of the pieces in the --- section (I forgot the name of it, it's not silly or serious-the other one :P ) I'll be checking back! Take care -Christine |
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Sara - 06/16/98 02:27:44 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/WestHollywood/Stonewall/1387/sara.html My Email:sl4rest@onlink.net Head Size: um, I'll have to go for a negative on that one Favourite Band: matchbox20 Best reason Hanson sucks: my little sister can beat them up | Comments: Hey, not bad, at least it's not ORANGE like some Mother of Invention's homepage (sorry, Chris!!) Maybe someday I'll meet all you guys Chris talks about, untiil then I'm a figment of all your imaginations!!!!!! (And Chris's) Check out his Sara page, that's ME!!!! And GO CAPITALS! |
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Amy - 05/31/98 22:54:45 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Hollywood/Theater/1394 Head Size: ???? Favourite Band: Aerosmith Best reason Hanson sucks: ???? | Comments: See....I did too sign it |
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Heather - 05/11/98 00:53:38 Head Size: none of your business Favourite Band: Smashing Pumpkins Best reason Hanson sucks: they're gay like Ken (just kidding don't be mad Ken) | Comments: cut your hair,maybe just a trim.....for me (wink wink) |
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Lauren Robinson - 05/11/98 00:44:52 Head Size: 12cm Favourite Band: sonic youth Best reason Hanson sucks: Doug looks a bit like the middle aged one!!!!!! | Comments: John your #$&*@! |
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wendy - 04/30/98 17:14:43 My URL:http://members.wbs.net/homepages/x/s/u/xsuccubusx.html My Email:Anti_Social_1@hotmail.com Favourite Band: Blink 182 Best reason Hanson sucks: They are ugly little monkey children | Comments: this page rules! you are the man dude. |
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Michael - 03/16/98 14:20:53 My Email:MJBonner@prodigy.com Favourite Band: Fleetwood Mac Best reason Hanson sucks: I live in Hanson, and it's the Middle of No Where | Comments: My name is Michael, not Mike. |
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doug litchfield - 03/08/98 02:28:42 My Email:doug@smartest.ca Head Size: .0008mm Favourite Band: cyprus hill Best reason Hanson sucks: they don't | Comments: i love your page! |
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Kerri - 03/07/98 06:54:28 My Email:lynn.kennedy@sympatico.ca Head Size: um... Favourite Band: Backstreet Boys for sure Best reason Hanson sucks: I can beat them up too. | Comments: You are a strange little man. I'm off to go have sex with Ron now. Don't tell Kyle!! |
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Ken Wanninger - 03/06/98 00:57:21 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Hollywood/Theater/5961/gpage.htm My Email:wanning@uwindsor.ca Head Size: 3'7" Favourite Band: Sepultra Best reason Hanson sucks: They don't swallow | Comments: HEADCHEESE FOREVER AND THEREAFTER |
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ryan hoover - 03/06/98 00:31:51 My Email:choover.worldchat.com Head Size: too big too fit in my pants Favourite Band: anything but hanson,manson, and country Best reason Hanson sucks: there small and they can't sing | Comments: john this page rocks it kicks my brothers home pages ass any day |
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Mother of Invention - 03/05/98 00:04:42 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/westhollywood/stonewall/1387/condom.html My Email:bc_chicks_rule@rocketmail.com Head Size: bigger than yours Favourite Band: TTH Best reason Hanson sucks: I can beat them up | Comments: JOHN I LOVE YOU!!! |
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Clumsy - 03/04/98 05:09:09 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/sunsetstrip/backstage/9588 My Email:disheartened@hotmail.com Head Size: 5 inches round, 12 inches long Favourite Band: Our Lady peace Best reason Hanson sucks: they use unicycles without the seats | Comments: Sweet site, thanks for the tips!! |
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Jimbo - 03/04/98 04:57:21 Head Size: 12 Favourite Band: Bad Religion Best reason Hanson sucks: They are actually a shrunken 80's hair band. | Comments: |