Part 1-7
Prelude to Mahochan's Dream Fic:
*watches Tsukasa in a loincloth*
Miakachan: Yeah...
Mahochan: *sits on Tsukasa's lap*
Miakachan: *giggles* You're so crazy Gail, hehe.
Mahochan: *kisses Tsukasa's cheek*
Miakachan: Lol, someday I'm gonna write a fanfic about you and Tsukasa
Mahochan: Yes! Do!!!
Miakachan: Okay, kewl. I think I'll do that.
And that ladies and gentlemen is how the crazy Mahochan's Dream Sequence began one day on AIM...
Enjoy!! And if you think we're crazy, you're right most of us are...
Part one of Mahochan's and Miakachan's Dream Sequence
Waves crash gently upon the sandy shore. Tsukasa gently places his
lips on Gail's.
Tsukasa: Gail, your eyes are so beautiful and your hair is so
shiny in this beautiful moonlight.
*Gail melts*
Gail: Oh Doumyoji, my hair is nothing compared to yours.
*Tsukasa blushes*
Tsukasa: Oh stop it.
*Gail smiles as Tsukasa leans in for another kiss*
Miakachan: Hey guys!!!
*Gail falls over*
Tsukasa: Oh, uumm, hi.
Miakachan: What's up?
Gail *hissing*: Miakachan! What¡Çre you doing here?!! *Gail points
her index finger* This is my dream sequence, get out!!
Miakachan: Well, excuuuusee me but I'm writing this fic so I can do
whatever I want.
*Smiles evilly*
Miakachan: Oh Tsukaaaasa!!
Gail: Hey! Don't call him by his first name!!!
Tsukasa: Umm, yeah?
Gail: Ggggrrrrrr.
Miakachan: C'mere a minute.
Gail: Miaka! I thought we were friends!!
Miakachan *blinks*: Yeah- we are, so be nice and go away.
Miakachan *sighs*: Gail, why aren't you gone yet?? This is my fic
so leave already.
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Part two
Gail: Miaka, I thought you wanted to be with Sojiro? Huh? What about
him? I thought that he told you he would give up all the other girls
for you....and here you are, interrupting my date with
Tsukasa! :stamps her foot in annoyance: "He's mine!" :grabs Tsukasa
by the neck, and throwing her arms around his neck, presses her lips
to his:
Very steamy kiss ensues........Gail pulls Tsukasa to the ground as
Miaka looks on, confused........Clothes fall off....."Domyoji! Your
chest is soooo smooth! and your muscles!" :Tsukasa groans in
response: "Gail, we can't do this here." :Gail kisses his neck and
murmurs: "Why not?"
Miaka: GAIL!! What in the world are you doing to Tsukasa? I thought
this was my fic? Hey people, dont you know how to get a room?
:Still kissing: Miaka looks on, trying to poke them to get thier
attention.....Tsukasa bats her away...suddenly a large wave comes and
drenches the three of them....Miaka gets swept away by the waves and
is surprised to see Tsukasa and Gail still making out in the sand and
Tsukasa's hair getting straighter by the second.
Flailing, Miaka shouts "WAHHH!!! STRAIGHT HAIR! Gail, I am gonna get
you for this, how could you keep him to yourself? GRRR.....wait, I
can't swim!"
Gasping for air, scared to death, hands suddenly come around Miaka's
waist, and a very smooth, sexy voice mutters "Hey Miaka, I can't
believe you did that! I thought we were on a date....leave them
alone, they are having lots of fun."
"Fun...." this was obvious as Tsukasa's shirt and Gail's bra floated
past. Who in the world was this stranger? Miaka was suddenly lifted
into strong arms, and as she looked into familiar brown eyes, the
last thing she remembered before she passed out was
murmuring "Sojiro."
Sojiro carefully held Miaka and kissed her forehead as he began to
walk through the waves and onto the shore. The woman he loved,
wanted to give all other girls up for, was in his arms. She was
hilarious, outrageous....he couldnt believe that she had the audacity
to interrupt their best friends date...he knew how Gail's temper
could be. "I'm not going to let you go Miaka.....your mine! And
since you fainted, the least I can do is warm you up....we must share
bodily warmth!" Grinning, he carried her up the beach and to the car
that awaited them, stepping gingerly over the passionate couple still
making out on the beach.
As the sound of the car drove away, all that could be heard was the
sound of kisses, the waves crashing and Tsukasa muttering "Thank
goodness Sojiro came, I want you all to myself."
Gail mumbles "Mmm.....this is fun.....your hair is wonderful.." Grabs
his head to pull him even closer, then stops as a thought suddenly
crosses her mind "...and Damn, it is better than mine, what do you do
to it? Do you use Pantene?"
Tsukasa, halted in the middle of kissing Gail's earlobe, meets her
eyes and says incredulously "HOW did you know?"
Gail with dreamy eyes whispers "It's just so soft..Good shampoo....I
use it sometimes and hey, your arms arent hairy! How ever do you
managae that? Are you a swimmer?"
Tsukasa, blushing furiously, says "Well, I was asked to be in the
Olympics...."
Gail's eyes widen in surprise "No kidding? Wow, you are good at
everything!"
Tsukasa, looking amused, kisses her lips then murmurs "I know"
Gail, suddenly confused and annoyed, asks "I KNOW?"
Tsukasa: "Well, yeah! what did you expect me to say? I am good at
everything, I am Domyoji Tsukasa!"
Gail: "EH? PROVE IT."
Tsukasa: "You bet I'll prove it.....just watch me."
Gail, grinning in anticipation, thinking this must mean other more
ahem....lewd things would be occuring soon.....was horrified....and
angry to find.......
Tsukasa had gotten up and proceeded to jump into the water,
attempting to swim over to the nearest boat to prove his swimming
prowess...however forgetting that he had just eaten only a half an
hour before, got a cramp and started to flail..........
Gail: "You baka!!!! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA!....But boy do I love you
anyways....." her eyes softening, she jumped into the ocean and
picked him up in her arms...amazed that she was strong enough to
carry him, even though she is only five feet tall........
"NOW WE WILL DEFINETELY HAVE TO SHARE BODILY WARMTH!!! GREAT IDEA
SOJIRO!"
Realizing they had walked to the beach....said "But now I have to
carry you home?" Sighing, she began to walk doggedly down the beach,
trying to carry him as best she could.
Meanwhile.........
"..." Miaka woke to a dark room and a warm body next to
her......"what happened? Where am I? AND WHAT HAPPENED TO GAIL AND
TSUKASA?" looking over she was shocked to find...
"JUNPEI?"
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Part three
Miakachan: Junpei!!! What are YOU doing here? *Gasps* what am I
doing here???!!!!
*starts hypervantalating* Where's Soujiro???
Junpei: Hey relax!
Miakachan: How can I relax?? How did I get here??
Junpei: Don't you remember? I rescued you from that jerk Nishikado.
Miakachan: Jerk?! JERK?! He saved me from dying!!
Junpei: Well he was trying to take you to a hotel, and knew that you
wouldn't like that, so...
Miakachan: What? How would you know?!!
Junpei: Oh, *as a matter of factly* I'm on the HYDML list,
Junpei: Oh who cares. Let's just make out.
*grabs Miakachan and starts pressing his lips on hers*
Miakachan: Chotto! *to herself: wow, he kisses really good, what
was Makino thinking that one time when she bit his lip??*
Junpei: I'm so happy that you're here with me finally-
*Junpei talking is cut short but a sword up at his neck*
Miakachan: Hotohori!! What are you doing here, uummm, you know,you're in the wrong anime
Hotohori: Oh my love, I could follow you anywhere. You think
Tamahome's the only one that could switch worlds?
*Miakachan sighs*
Hotohori: Now, Junpei, let her go! Now!
Gail: Oh Tsukasa! I just love your house!!
Tsukasa: It is gorgeous isn't it? But not as gorgeous as me.
Gail: Oh, it's nothing compared to you. *Softens* I'm so glad
you brought me here after last night.
Tsukasa *blushes*: Gail, there's something I want to ask you.
Gail: Yes, my pantene-pro-v-curly-haired darling?
Tsukasa *clears his throat*: Well *pulls out a small jewelry box*
Gail*batts her eyes*: Yes?
Miakachan *bursts open the door*: Gaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiil!!
*Gail falls over*
Gail*groans*: Miaka, not again!! What are you doing here? Go away!
Miakachan: How could you! ?
Gail: What?
Miakachan *burns up*: Where's Soujiro?!?! I'm gonna kill that
wimp!! He's not at his house so I know you're hiding him. *grabs
the lapels of Doumyoji's shirt and starts shaking him* Tell me
where he is! Where is he? Where is he???
Gail: Hey, stop it! Let go of Tsukasa, you're gonna hurt him!
Miakachan *turns with an evil grin on her face* : Oh yes, that's
right, I should be shaking you instead this is all your fault!!
Gail *backs up and laughs nervously*: Hehe, now Miakachan, what
happened?
Hotohori*sings*: Hello!!
*Gail's mouth drops*: So beautiful! Wow! Wait a minute, aren't
you...?
Hotohori: That's right! It is I, Hotohori, protector of Suzako no
Miko, whom I love deeply.
Gail: But how did you get here, aren't you in the wrong anime?
Hotohori *bows to Miaka*: My love for her brought me here to another
world.
Gail: Eerrr, isn't that Tamahome's job? I mean, I thought she
rejected you and ran off with Tamahome.
*Hotohori falls*: Shut up!
Tsukasa: Uumm, who are you?
*door opens and all turn to see who it is*
Soujiro: Hey Tsukasa, I just let myself in. *stops as he sees
Miakachan* Uuhh, maybe I better leave, Ja!
Miakachan: Nishikadooooo!!!!!! Gggggrrrrrr!!!! *runs after him and
jumps, causing him to fall, their bodies roll across the room and
Miakachan ends up on top of Soujiro. Miakachan starts smacking his
face,*
Soujiro: Hey! That hurts, not my beautiful face!! Stop it!
Part Four
Gail: Hahaaaa..Now that Miaka is busy, I can find out what Tsukasa>wanted to show me! What if, what if he wants to marry me!
Tsukasa: Yeah, aparently pantene protects your hair from damage and
stuff, especially if you use lots of styling products.
Hotohori: "Really? In my world, we use soap root.....my hair is soft
and clean, but I admit, better protection from the elements would
help. I should get some, do you think that Pantene travels well?"
Tsukasa: "Sure, you can get those tiny little travel bottles at any
store, right Gail?"
Soap root? Styling Products? What happened to the proposal? Visions
of tiny Gails and Tsukasas swam before Gail's eyes, as she imagined
being the first lady of the Domyoji empire, with that unbelievably
beautiful man as her husband......Grabbing Hotohori by the hair, Gail
says sweetly: "Hotohori-sama, what are you doing here talking to my
future husband, look at what Miaka is doing!"
Sure enough, the hitting and screaming had turned into passion as
Sojiro was quickly unbuttoning Miaka's shirt and dragging her to the
bed.
Miaka: "Sojiro, what are you doing? I am still mad at you, and you
can't make me forgive you by kissing me.....mmmm....well maybe you
can.......no wait, you let Junpei get me! You let me sleep with him!
I admit that he is a good kisser, but still......mmm......ok fine!"
Sojiro: "I told you you were mine Miaka, I love you.....this is what
I wanted to do all along........be mine forever!"
Hotohori, eyes wide, suddenly jumps onto the bed and grabs Miaka,
pulling her from Sojiro's passionate embrace. "You infidel! HOW dare
you defy the emperor of Konan! Now you shall die!"
Sojiro: "Who the heck is this guy? Infidel? I'll have you know that I
am the future heir to the Nishikado empire! Konan, never heard of
it! AND what is up with your silly little hat?"
Steam begins to pour out of Hotohori's ears "Silly little hat? SILLY
LITTLE HAT?"
Miaka, gaping at a very shirtless Sojiro, then looking over at the
red faced emperor about to explode, says diplomatically "Hotohori-
sama, um, calm down......the hat is fine....Sojiro, the hat is fine
RIGHT?"
Sojiro, angry that thier love making was interrupted AGAIN , says
stubbornly "It looks dumb, it doesent even cover all his hair."
Miaka: Sojiro dear......that wasn't the wisest thing to do......" The
suzaku mark shone brighter on Hotohori's neck as he angrily pulled
off his hat and positioned himself to strike.
Suddenly, as Gail and Tsukasa held their breath, and Miaka and Sojiro
braced themselves for a full on Suzaku seishi attack, the door opened
and in walked Junpei, rubbing his head and muttering "Ne, Gail, I got
attacked by some huge girl wearing a little hat and she stole Miaka,
must get her back, must find her......Is she in here?"
Gail: "KYAH! Junpei, um she is, over there on the bed, the GIRL is
trying to kill her!"
Junpei:"WHAT? Miaka, I will save you!" Jumping on Hotohori, a scuffle
ensues as Junpei takes the brunt of Hotohori's attack......Then a
huge red ball of light suddenly bursts throughout the room, taking
Junpei and Hotorhori away, and leaving a steaming book in their place.
Tsukasa, walking over and curiously picking the book up, reads
aloud "And then the Emperor of Konan, arrived at the palace with the
new Suzaku no Miko, the one called Junpei..Tamahome couldn't believe
his eyes, Tasuki fainted straight away......Tamahome shouts: Where is
my beloved Miko? What have you done with her? TAITSUKUN! HELP ME!
Tamahome bursts into tears as Nuriko pokes Junpei, mumbling "Very
convincing! You are a much better cross dresser than I am!"
Looking over at Gail confusedly, Tsukasa tosses the book over his
shoulder, hitting Sojiro in the head as he was in the process of
pressing his body over Miaka's.
Sojiro: " So my love, where should we go from here?"
Miaka: "Oh Sojiro! I am so glad we made it! I was so scared!"
Sojiro: "I'll protect you from Nakago and Tamahome and that wierdo
with the hat."
Miaka: "Sojiro....mmmm........"
Gail smiles contentedly as Sojiro and Miaka start getting it
on. "FINALLY THAT GIRL IS OUT OF MY HAIR!" then gasps as Tsukasa
wraps his arms around her waist "Gail." Tsukasa's voice was deep
rumble in her ear, causing her to blush and stammer "um Yes?"
Tsukasa: "I have something really important to ask you......."
Turning her around in his arms he kisses her quickly then says " Will
you..."
SNAP.......A rose is embedded in the wall behind them......looking
up, Gail is amazed to find...
"The clock stikes at midnight, and the bell watchman wakes from
slumber......"
Familiar music begins to play as the swish of a black cape resounds
around the room......
Tsukasa: "Who the hell are you?"
"I am Tuxedo Kamen! Unhand Gail, my future wife, the queen of
Crystal Tokyo!"
Gaping, Gail yells "MAMO-CHAN?"
Meanwhile.......
Rui: "The rain is nice, how I love the solitude and quiet it brings."
Stops at a fountain and looks into the water.
"I'm tired, I think I will go home and go to sleep."
Walking toward his house Rui admires the sakura blossoms falling and
the clean, crisp smell of the rain. Entering his home, he takes off
his clothes and jumps into bed NAKED. Ready for a long, wonderful
nap, he is shocked to feel warm arms encircling his waist....
"Hey sweetie, I wanted to surprise you."
"Jen?"
Jen nuzzles up behind Rui and kisses his bare back. "You smell like
rain..." she sighs dreamily.
"Mm." Rui hums, either enjoying the sensation or just being uninterested.
It hardly matters to Jen, who just snuggles up closer.
"Sleepy?" she whispers in his ear.
"Urusai,*" he mutters, furrowing his brow.|
*[shut up/be quiet/you're noisy]
"Aren't I, though?" Jen giggles as she runs her fingers through his hair,
matted down from the rain. "I won't let you go to sleep, you know."
"You're a pain," Rui whines as he rolls over to face her.
"I know," Jen laughs as she leans in to kiss him. Rui sighs into the kiss
and enfolds her in his arms. Her hands massage his sides. "Rui, you're
not wearing a thing..." she giggles.
"No point. I'm just going to bed," he mumbles.
"And they'd end up coming off anyway, am I right?" Jen nibbles on his
ear. "Hee hee.. if everyone else only knew I was the REAL reason you're
always so exhausted..."
"Urusai. Get away from my ear. Too loud."
"You're so grouchy," Jen pouts.
"So?"
Jen squeals. "It turns me on..."
Urusai..."
"Oh, don't stop!"
"Get away!"
"Yes! Yes! Talk cranky to me, baby!"
"GAH..."
Then the covers come flying off both of them, and Rui and Jen are very
much EXPOSED. Jen shivers at the touch of the cold air, and Rui
insinctively holds her tighter. But then they both look up and are
shocked to see Tenshi standing there, looking mightily pissed.
"Rui!? Would you care to EXPLAIN this!?" she says.
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Rui quickly and lovingly covers Jen with a sheet. Then he turns his
attentions to the very pissed-yet-ever-so-kawaii Tenshi standing next to the
bed.
"Explain what Angel?"
Tenshi sighs, and then sets up a calendar on a business stand. "See? Today
is Sunday night. Now... I get Sunday to Tuesday with you. That's what this
little "T" here (Tenshi points to a little T in the corner of the calendar)
stands for. Jen gets you from Thursday to Saturday, which is what this
little "T" over here is for! (Tenshi points to a little T on the other side
of the calendar). Wednesday ("see? it has a little "R" on it?) is your day
to play around with Tsukushi or Gail or Miaka or whoever finds you first."
Rui blinks for a moment "Yeah?...."
"So...." the angry Tenshi continues "It's MY night to spend with you!!!"
Tenshi jumps into the bed wearing her Pikachu pjs.
"Ohhh... you know you are just so hot...." She whispers into Rui's ear and
gently pushes Jen off the bed ("Ouch!")
Jen gets up and examines the calendar while Tenshi and Rui whisper about how
hot Rui is and other "Rui" related things ("I'll play my violin only for you
Angel") After a moment, Jen clears her throat and the two cuddlers realize
she's still there.
"Umm... Jen... do you mind? We're kinda... yeah know...." Tenshi smiles
^_^;;;
"Umm... Tenshi... these T's on the calendar...."
"Yeah?"
"Why do I have a T?"
"For Tippy of course!"
"Then.... ummm.... couldn't this T mine? *points to the T's on Sunday
through Tuesday*"
"Ummmmmmm... hmmmmmmm... " Tenshi gets up to look at the calendar. "Come to
think of it.... I WAS here yesterday...."
Tenshi quickly kisses Rui and runs out the door yelling "Shitsurei
shimasu*!!!"
[* "please excuse my rudeness"]
Jen sighs and crawls back into the warm bed with Rui. "Now where were
we...."
"Urusai..."
"Oh more baby! more!!!"
"Can't a guy get some..." Rui stops as he sees who is standing in the door.
"Tsukasa?!?!?"
Part 7
Tsukasa: Rui, you gotta help me!! Some weird guy with a mask on
somehow
got into my room and kidnapped Gail!!
Rui: Umm, i'm kinda busy right now you know.
Tsukasa *notices two almost naked gurls in Rui's room and reddends*:
Rui,what's the matter with you?? Are you gonna start acting like
those players Soujiro and Akira.
*Tsukasa yanks Rui outta bed then covers his eyes*
Tsukasa: Gahhh!! Put some clothes on!!!!
Jen: hey, where do you think you're taking him?! He's mine!!
Tenshi: Urusai! He's mine, for tonight at least, Jen!!
Jen *turns to tenshi with an evil glare*: No way!!! *grabs Tenshi
and starts beating her up*
Tenshi: Hey! Stop that *starts punching Jen out*
*Tsukasa and Rui stare at the barely clad women beefing it out*
Tsukasa: Hhmm, maybe we should stay...
Rui*falls*: What about Gail??
Tsukasa: oh yeah, that's right. Yosh!!! I ko!
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Miaka: Ne Soujiro??
Soujiro *kisses miakachan*: hhhmmmm??
Miaka: We really shouldn't do this while there are other people in
the room.
Soujiro: Oh, yeah.
*Miaka glances around*
Miaka: Wait,*blinks* there aren't any people in this room. Where
did Gail
and Tsukasa go? And why are there roses all embedded into Doumyoji's
walls?
Soujiro: Who care's? Let's just make love. *grabs Miakachan's
waist*?
Miakachan*pushes him away*: Chotto matte! There's no way I'm making
love to you until there's a ring on this finger!
Soujiro: Here, take this one. *grabs a ring off of his own finger*
Okay, NOW let's make love.
Miakachan *falls*: That's not what I meant!!
*banging noises occur from outside the door, Soujiro and Miakachan
look at eachother then peer out the door down the hall*
Gail: I'll just be a minute Mamochan, I have to get this shampoo in
the bathroom. At least let me take that before you kidnap me, ne?
Mamochan: Shampoo? Really, what kind is it?
Gail *sighs in sadness*: pantene pro-v. *sniffs* Just for a
keepsake to remember my one true love.
Mamochan*squeals*: Hounto? Great! I luuuuv that shampoo, let's go
get it.
Miakachan: Pantene pro-v huh? I used to use that, but now I use
Herbal Essences.
Soujiro: Watashi mo!! I love that shampoo, it smells great! And
the girl in that commercial...
(side notes: If you haven't seen that commercial then it's the one
where the judge asks the prosecuter to continue and says, "I urge you
to continue", and then the prosecuter starts talking in this really
sexy voice and is all, "Urge? I've got the urge!" and this cheesy
music comes on singing "She's got the urge to herbal!", and she takes
her glasses off and
her hair come down, and these three really hot guys come in and start
shampooing her hair in front of the whole courtroom, Anyways...)
Miakachan *irritated, gives Soujiro a look of death*: what about her?
Soujiro *backs down*: Ohh, nandemonai.
Gail*sobs*: Well, we got it, now, let's go...
Soujiro: Who is that guy taking away Tsukasa's girlfriend?? Where
is Tsukasa anyway?
Mamochan: Did you hear something?
Gail: Noooo *sees Miakachan and Soujiro spying on them* Uummm, so,
where are you taking me Mamo?
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By: Miakachan
By Gail
By Miakachan
*Miakachan falls over*
and I saw that you made a poll about us guys and which of us was the
most annoying and Soujiro and Akira's most annoying trait was about
playing with women, so...
Miakachan: Well how do you know if I voted for them or not?!
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By Gail
:Eyes wide,
about to faint at the thought of being Domyoji Gail , she
turns......and finds Tsukasa and Hotorhori in an serious conversation
about hair!
Part 6:
Brought to you by Tenshi
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by Miakachan
*Gail falls over*