Part 12
By Gail

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Tamahome, looks defiantly at Nakago and says: "LET'S GET IT ON!"

Five pairs of very surprised eyes turn to stare at Tamahome.

Sojiro whispers: Miaka, he did not just say that did he? To that blond haired guy? :seeing the shocked look on Miaka's face, Sojiro gasps and says out loud: NO WAY!

Nakago, taken aback says confusedly "LET'S GET IT ON? You want to GET IT ON with me? I never knew Tamahome......"

Junpei: NOOOO!! Tamahome, your mine!!!! No, oops, wait, I am Miaka's that's it, Miaka's!!!!! And your, wait, you can't be Miaka's too? ARGHHH!!! THIS DRESS IS MAKING ME CONFUSED!!! :gripping the sides of his head and bursting into tears, Junpei collapses on the ground, mumbling about Revlon Shampoo, mikos and soft blue hair...

Tamahome: Junpei, for goodness sakes, get a hold of yourself!!!! What did you think I meant? You didn't......nooooo...no way.....

Sojiro: Well, it DID sound like you were, ahem, wanting to do something naughty with blondie over here......

Tamahome: NANI? :clutching his chest and breathing heavy,

Tamahome shouts: I JUST WANTED TO FIGHT! DAMN this foreign language!!!! Arghhh, should have studied harder.......Junpei, stop crying!

Junpei: And he said my hair was so soft! I thought he liked me!

SOB: Nakago, shouts fuming: BLONDIE? EXCUSE ME? That is it, I am going to eliminate you! AND then, Suzaku No Miko and Tamahome you will do the chi boosting shampoo ceremony with me! WE WILL GET IT ON!!!! Just you watch! Now.....I will eliminate you first!!!! :Nakago forms a ball of blue light in his hands and aims it at Sojiro:

Suddenly catchy fast paced techno music sounds, and as all look around for the source, there is a flash of red hair and black cloth as the fateful words are uttered

"REKKA SHIEN!!!!!"

Flames fill the room and Miaka is shaken out of her shocked stupor as she realizes Tamahome, Nakago, Junpei and Sojiro's clothes have all been singed off by the flames, leaving them all as naked as the day they were born......

"Oopsie!" Tasuki says grinning.

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"Let's Get it on"

At the sound of those words, Tsukasa hastily leaves the room. Walking quickly down the hall, he mutters "No, I dont think I want to know.....Nope, I don't. Now how to get Gail back from that cape boy...I'll do anything to get her back! ANYTHING!" Walking quickly, deep in thought, Tsukasa crashes into Akira, this time wearing a fuzzy pink bathrobe, and bunny slippers.

"Ne, Tsukasa, have you seen Jen? I was with her a moment ago...and then she left me! And before I could show her my cute robe! I thought she would like it! Look, I got these bunny slippers on sale too! what do you think? Will she and Tenshi like it you think? They kind of match with my tiger boxers.....kinda.....Do you think I should change?"

Tsukasa, grabbing Akira's collar shouts:"FOR GODS SAKES MAN! Has everyone gone crazy? I need to find my fiancee!"

Akira: Ok, Ok....I will help you. :Straightening his shoulders and Akira ties his bathrobe in an attempt to look serious: Tsukasa, from what I have heard about Tuxedo Kamen, he has super powers and can go from dimension to dimension. If we are going to find him, we need to get to this Crystal Tokyo place and then find her there! And now that I think about it, Jen left me to go help Gail.....So if we follow her through THAT book, we should be able to get there!"

Tsukasa asks blankly "What book?"

Suddenly a seemingly feminine voice whispers in his ear "Why Tsukasa- sama, the book that I have right here."

With a sense of foreboding, Tsukasa turns and is confronted by a strange sight.....a man, no a woman, no a man with long purple hair and beautiful violet eyes.

Tsukasa jumping away from him and hyperventilating yells "WHO ARE YOU? Where are my guards! How is everyone getting into my house! ARGHHHH!!!!"

"Now, Now, lets not panic...." Nuriko says soothingly to him, shaking his head with amusement. Hearing his name, he glances down the long hallway.

"Nuriko!" Tasuki shouts boisteriously as he purposefully strides towards them "You'll never believe what I just did! I totally burned Tama, and Nakago and two other guys. It was great! You should go check it out!"

Nuriko, nodding absently: "Hmmm, sure, I will go check it out soon, But first things first. Tsukasa, if you want to get your girlfriend back, I suggest that you change."

Tsukasa: "CHANGE?"

Grabbing Tsukasa by the arm, Nuriko pulls him into one of the bedrooms, Akira following closely behind, wiggling the bunny ears on his slippers amd giggling.

Nuriko: Mamoru is extremely smart and knows what he is doing. If you want to get into the crystal palace and get Gail back, you HAVE to be in disguise. And I have just the thing!"

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Meanwhile at the crystal palace.........

Sitting on the bed,again mesmerized by the scent of Mamoru's cologne, Gail says confusedly "You want to duel with Tsukasa for my hand in Marriage?" Sighing, she shakes her head and says again "Mamoru, I really loved you! But then you became obsessed with getting your hair washed by Jen and Tenshi and Miaka! I wanted to be the only one to wash your hair. We are really over. Duel or no Duel, I cant marry you! "

Mamoru, twisting her hair in his fingers and kissing her again whispers "Gail, your mine forever! You will submit to washing my hair, and you will use Style shampoo! DO I make myself clear? And we will be married. But as a gesture of goodwill, I will allow you some control over your loves fate. You can decide the duel and the weapons."

Gail looks at him thoughtfully, then says "Fine, but know this, my curly haired darling will come for me! And he will win me back! AND I WILL NEVER USE STYLE SHAMPOO! You can't make me!"

Mamoru, standing up and reaching his hand out to her "Well, be as stubborn as you like. So have you decided on the terms of the duel?"

Gail, nodding and grinning up at him says confidently "You'll never win this one." Standing up, and lacing her arm in his, she says laughingly "This is going to be so fun! The duel and the weapons are........."

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"Pika Pika" Kamui says in a high voice, and cocking his head, makes the little ears of his yellow costume move up and down.

"KAWAII!!!!! Pikachu!!! SOOO CUTE!!" Tenshi squeals happily. Kamui groaning and rolling his eyes, says sadly "Whatever you want my darling Angel.....But you are forgetting the task at hand! We need to decide if we are going to save the world or destroy it!"

Kissing his lips happily, Tenshi giggles then says "Destroy the world? Why do that when we have Pokemon to sustain us! Kamui, you are crazy, lets go watch some TV. I have lots of characters you need to meet, like Jigglypuff, and Pony Ta! Let's go!"

Grabbing his arm, Tenshi summons a portal and drags him in, Pikachu outfit and all.

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Rubbing her head gently, Jen slowly gets up off the ground and looks around. A cloudlike, swirly atmosphere surrounds her, and as she walks forward, she notices shapes becoming more distinct in the distance.

Jen shouts "I KNEW THIS THING WAS FISHY!!! The F4, Gods of Sky and Earth? WHERE am I? I am supposed to be helping Gail! What is this, an alternate reality? Another dimension?"

Suddenly male laughter resounds around her and 4 huge thrones appear, shining with gold and bearing four huge men, who look down at her with great amusement.

"WELCOME to the universe of the F4 Jen! Your greatest dream has come true!"

Before she fainted, the last thought in Jen's mind was "It can't be......."

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Rui woke up to an empty room and a cold draft from the open door....Sighing slightly, he grabbed his blankets and snuggled into bed, hoping that no one would show up next.

"Finally, everyone is gone, I can get back to sleep

He is shaken out of his sleepy state by the image of Akira with his curly hair piled up on his head and his lips covered in lipstick, staring down at him.

Looking up at Akira confusedly, Rui says "You look funny, Are you going to a masquerade or something?" Caught in the middle of a yawn Rui gasps as Nuriko pulls him out of bed and stands him up.

Nuriko: "Rui, we need your help. We are going to Crystal Tokyo to get Gail back! But we need to get past Mamoru's guards. You have to tell us if this disguise is convincing....we want your honest opinion."

Rui: Am I still asleep? who are you? and why does Akira look like......

As if waking from a dream, Rui's eyes widen as he beholds the most unbelievable sight he has ever seen.

Long Curly Hair, arching eyebrows, ruby red lips and a sexy southern style red satin dress adorns the tall figure that stands before him.

Staring, stupified at the sight of his best friend dressed up as a woman, Rui stifles a snicker as the huge "woman" walks up to him and grabs his collar.

"IF YOU DARE LAUGH, I will kill you!" Tsukasa growls menacingly.

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