You tell him "you know, i'd like to help you, but i really have to watch Nascar 360, This is the episode where Jeff Gorden orders a sandwich, and then everything gets cr-r-razy!"

The briefcase man didn't not look very  happy, he said "Well, in that case. I can't allow you to live, you've seen my face"

He drew his sword, and before i could say anything else, he chopped off my head.

Well, It's pretty difficult to have an adventure when you have no head, so i guess this is the end. and the moral of this story is:

Don't watch Reality TV!

Restart?