Quiz

1: Your long term girlfriend breaks up with you on your birthday when she finds out that you slept with her sister, do you

a) Lie to your friends that you were the one who dumped her and then go home and cry yourself to sleep.
b) Just try to laugh it off and suggest that you have a threesome with her sister.
c) Move into the house opposite hers and set up a complex network of surveillance equipment to monitor her every move, then send her some pictures you took of her while she was out shopping in order to let her know just how devoted you are to her. If that doesn't win her back then nothing will.

2:You are a student sharing a house with some of your female friends, one night while in the house alone you discover their discarded underwear in the laundry basket, do you

a) Help you friends out by doing their laundry for them in order to give them a pleasant surprise upon their return.
b) Leave it where it is and continue to watch the television.
c) Dress up in it and run around the house house while filming yourself and shouting 'look at me, I'm a real girl now' before attempting to sell the soiled garments over the internet to a Japanese businessman.

3: After finishing your A levels you go on a summer holiday with your friends to Spain, while there do you

a) Complain constantly about the high temperature.
b) Claim every night that you are 'not in a drinking mood' before going out, but then when everyone else wants to go back to the hotel complain that you want to stay longer.
c) Complain about the cost of everything despite the fact that it is far cheaper than back home.
d) All of the above.

4: After years of heavy alcoholism during which you have repeatedly behaved foolishly, the occasion of a close friend's stag night comes around, do you

a) Sensibly drink in moderation, while making sure the soon-to-be groom has a great time.
b) Set out with the intent of drinking in moderation, but ultimately drink as much as ever and as a consequence behave in what can only be described as a foolish way.
c) Drink enough alcohol to easily kill 2 much larger people than you and take what turn out to be quite sinister photographs of young ladies in a dimly lit nightclub. Resulting in your already shaky reputation amongst your peers becoming even more undesirable.

5: Upon being forced to leave school after passing exams, you realise that your close network of friends will inevitably be split up, do you

a) Try your best to keep in touch with them all, phone them regularly and attend life defining events such as wedding etc.
b) Accept that you will lose contact with many of the people you know, but make a concerted effort to stay in touch with your 2 best friends.
c) Gradually cut yourself off from all human contact and converse solely with strangers via the internet. In sodoing ensure you become more and more insular and un-communicative until you find it impossible to renew your once strong actual friendships, nor are you able to interect with new people you meet on an emotionally grown-up level.

Results - If you answered mostly As, then you arre undoubtedly an upstanding member of the community. If you answered mostly Bs, then you are a normal person who has nothing to worry about. If however you answered mostly Cs, then you need urgent psychological help before you end up being incarcerated for your actions.