Ah!(Yess!) yuh(you're) still with me. Good, now Carnival Tuesday is a more subdued kind of setting where splendor and poise is the whole focus in portrayal of visual arts and tapestry. Well tuh(to) hell wid(with) that cause I come out to play! So see me wid(with) camera in hand like tourist coming down the route, Frederick Street and who I go bounce up? Legends...with platoon in full ensemble.

Now to me is they same thing they do every time pinky...Panty, bra and sequence. To me it all looks the same. In fact I could be jumping up in a band with the red and white and is really a next band with red and white. Is only those with the keen eye for detail could tell the different. That and the fact that I know what my friends and them wearing from neck piece to head piece. But what as significant enough for me was that my friends were in the "Rudde girl Section and the Thong Section". Now tell me what man is to do when big, big Tuesday woman in yuh(your) face, bottom in the road and music in yuh(your) head? Hello "Thong, tha thong, thong, thong. Sisqo should ah(have) come here to shoot he video. Big thong, slim thong, nice thongs too. Small thongs, fat thongs and thongs whey yuh(you) really not suppose to be wearing on you! Trini feel everything in style is for them to wear. BLRRrrr!

Putting that out my mind I shuttled through the crowd to find meh(my) friends and them and take a little wine down, jump up jump up, chip with them for a while then I moseyed along cross country to Poison Mas Band not too far from them. Now here I was surprised to see a little more creativity put in to the normal bikini wear with medieval adorned head pieces and lil more fabric than usual. Anyway I took a few shots included a pose from Destra (yes people she pose and smile and wave for me and thing we. She sweet eh?) and then the next band to bounce up was Barbarossa. Hmm, had a few friends in there to big up. Some ah(I) really couldn't see. Some ah(I) couldn't find. Others was jumping on me like a big recession shoe sale and others was HIDING FROM MEH!(Me!) Ok I cool, I vibes the Angostura truck. Eh(Didn't) get no free drinks and thing but say wah(what) take out them picture anyway!! Then I went back up to vibes meh(my) friends and them back up at Legends. Now let me tell you. Them Moko-Jumbies and them was some high things boy. Most of them were in their early teens and already get bigger than me eh. Now me? I prefer to be on the ground with ah woman on top meh(me). Is hard jamming cause if man was meant to be so high, we'd be mixed with giraffes!

Now if is one thing you know is that Tuesday isn't as "leeway" as Monday was so after getting brace by the strong man bouncer I had to take side step out the band and go wait on the other side for when they where done crossing the Savannah. There was big presentation and thing with fireworks and smoke and sci-fi music and yada, yada but I not on that I on woman so I gape and gape until it was bout after six.

By that time it getting dark and ah(I) bounce up meh(my) too good people to chill with into the dusk of night. and as the night air get old and the night dew start to blow on meh shoulder who go be passing? Minshall Mas band presentation with "This is Hell". Now this man is and artist and just like any artist normal people go find them weird. But I have to give it to this man it is the only Mass Band I would consider paying 1,500 TT to play mas with. Cause he does have more to just the panty, bra, sequence bit. The masqueraders were all in a black gown with and elaborate head piece which unfolds in to a black mourning veil and a mask. Now this is good costume cause after mas I could still use it to full capacity. The gown I could make as curtain (Well that's what I would ah use it for). The head piece was unfolding and covering meh face from all dat dust blowing in yuh(your) face or is to hide yuh(your) face cause yuh(you) eh(don't) wah(want) no make out scene when people see yuh(you). The mask I could use back again for Halloween (we does celebrate that now eh. go figure!). So you see for 1,500 TT yuh getting a lil more stretch outta(out of) it ok! Minshall Mas this year however, didn't quite se me voting for it. It nice yes but too much drama and is just black cloth right through. Couldn't even see no sexiness and say I goin adn wine up and thing So I just gape want too little passer-bys try to see who I could make out then I dive out. Good thing too cause I he