the people have spoken!

jamie - 11/15/00 20:05:20
My URL:http://www.psycho-jello.com/jamie
My Email:mms1411@aol.com
I am currently stalking: this cute boy at my school.. muaha
In the cd player: ultimate fakebook - this will be laughing week & weezer - pinkerton (!! yay!!)
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: "send jamie money so she can go see sloan someday soon!"
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): the marquee & the moon (for now!)
AND, how much do you love me?: so much i can't even begin to describe it. ;)

Comments:
cole!! how on earth could i forget you? you spazz... i miss you. ;) your page is looking as loverly as ever. mwah. have a nice day, daahling.

Fat Camp - 10/19/00 20:37:39
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/fatcamp_99
In the cd player: Fat Camp Softcore
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: I'm in it for the tits and bush

Comments:
Fat Camp here. well one member anyway. Do you know whats cool? I onced hooked up with a girl named nicole. then I stopped phoning her. now I want to phone her and have monkey sex with her.

Mr. T - 10/13/00 16:54:07
My URL:http://www.moneyfoT.com
My Email:t@a_team.ca
I am currently stalking: da tv gah who be taken ma shohs off da air!
In the cd player: Nelly/Ja Rule/Baby Blue Soundcrew
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: Mr.T cain tare my sorray buh a new assho!!
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): Deepah den Booty!
AND, how much do you love me?: (wink!)

Comments:
HEY FOO!!! dis is Mr.T!!! das righ!! Ya ma 'member me fom such hit shohs as "A-Team", "T&T", and da "Rocky 3". Well dat lass won wunt no tv shoh buh who deh hell cares foo!! Ya migh be askin yo-self, "wha indie hell is dis Mr.T sign'in a cum'putah page"? nd ma ansah to dat? Mine yah own damn bin-nuss foo!!! an-way, i was juss searchen on da Yahoo, lookin fo webpay-giz, wit my name on dem!And diss is one ah dem! Doh whens i gaught ear, i wuz luhkin 'rand, and i figg'ed dat dis kiss murfee fella has ben kednapped! Now, ass ya'll no, i was meenest badest muthah on tv! And fer a prass, ya'll ken leh me fand dis kiss murfee. so juss go ta da bank and say ya wan puet fitty bones in da Mr.T 'count and den wen i gets da munny, i be on da case! I pitty da poh foo, who don't wanna hep f-eye-nd dis kiss murfee. Peas!!

Kip "Monkey arms" Williams - 09/30/00 01:28:25
My Email:mr_kip@hotmail.com
I am currently stalking: Bob Sagot
In the cd player: perfect circle
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: Nicole and chris up in a tree....
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): Money city mainiacs
AND, how much do you love me?: oh more than you know....oops i said too much

Comments:
HHMmmmmmmmmmmm...........comments well since i didn't know what you said in the other thingies what makes you think that i have anything to say here. But "the"plan will continue don't you worry nicole!!! and Ummmm don't turn your back on a monkey that we r pants....if they can put pants just imgine what else they can do!....Peace yo mo flip squad...yall be keepin' it real!!!

razberri - 09/26/00 03:58:52
My URL:laudy daudy daa
My Email:razberri_j@hotmail.com
I am currently stalking: yummy...Jay Ferguson
In the cd player: Maroon:Bare Naked Ladies
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: I Am ...CHRIS MURPHY
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): Take It In
AND, how much do you love me?: like I love my cat if I had one

Comments:
Great Page- Just hope the local authorities don't surf on the site...you could be charged...for pure genious. *razberri*

rhiannon - 09/24/00 23:27:15
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ns/amillionlies
My Email:mockerhi@yahoo.com
I am currently stalking: patrick pentland
In the cd player: the Beatles "In My Life"
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: punk's not dead, it just sucks right now
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): Marcus Said
AND, how much do you love me?: more than life itself

Comments:
cole, you're awesome and je t'adore

Laura - 09/23/00 02:19:20
My URL:http://www.psycho-jello.com/laura
My Email:lml420s@smsu.edu
I am currently stalking: anyone with a car
In the cd player: Sloan--One Chord to Another, Moby--Play, Neko Case--The Virginian, Rent--Soundtrack
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie. (sorry, that was the best I could come up with)
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): Deeper Than Beauty
AND, how much do you love me?: do you really want to know?

Comments:
This page just cracked me up so much. Chris directing the BSB chair dance--now that would be funny, wouldn't it? Of course, they'd all have to grow their hair and whatnot, but whatever. Keep up the good work.

Nova - 09/16/00 08:06:21
I am currently stalking: Eminem
In the cd player: Eminem
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: Emimen Rullzzz
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): The one about being the Real Chris Murphy
AND, how much do you love me?: Well, more than Eminem at least.

Comments:
Haha! Made 200th visitor, Coleseeyyy! ;-D "WHOOOSE HOOOUSE? RUUUN'S HOOOUSE!!" You know what I'm sayin'?

Isabelle - 09/10/00 15:23:12
My URL:http://www.hellostranger.com
I am currently stalking: Joel Plaskett (slurp!)
In the cd player: the Makers, No.2, Neuseiland
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: Nova Scotians do it better
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): Coax Me
AND, how much do you love me?: I dunno about love, but I appreciate good work when I see it baby

Comments:
The Matt Good version of the Twice Removed cover photo was reason enough for me to award you top marks in the chuckle stakes!

MarQ Ed - 09/08/00 02:01:35
My URL:http://www.marq-ed.com
My Email:marq_ed@hotmail.com
I am currently stalking: Al Gore
In the cd player: Sloan (not kidding!)
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: Sweet Canadian Ass
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): Deeper Than Beauty
AND, how much do you love me?: love ya lots!

Comments:
Oh come on! There's too much incriminating evidence, you *obviously* kidnapped chris here! and ... they put on a wicked ass show here last night! woo! i went, yeah! so sorry that you couldn't come ...

lindsay lynch - 09/05/00 02:50:48
My URL:http://dandylions.tripod.com
My Email:lindsaylynch@yahoo.com
I am currently stalking: dudley moore movies
In the cd player: plumtree x3
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: "stay in school" (?!)
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): deeper than beauty
AND, how much do you love me?: you make the call on that one.

Comments:
in many ways this website makes me laugh. in many other ways, it makes me a wee bit scared. i think this combination may work in your favour. interesting stuff....

Chelsea Boyachek - 09/03/00 19:40:54
My Email:chelsealoo@yahoo.com
I am currently stalking: Well I *was* on Chris' tail until *someone* kidnapped him...
In the cd player: Right now, Supergrass.
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: 'Sex And Fame Don't Interest Me...*winks*"
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): Marquee and the Moon
AND, how much do you love me?: enough to sign your bloody guestbook! heh heh. just kiddin- lots and lots.

Comments:
what a great site. Thanks for sharing it with me. I'll promote it where I can =) if you want, that is... ;) um... yeah once I think about those little known cm facts, I'll let you know. It might take me a while. Some of those things were so horrible, I just tried to forget them *wipes a tear* xoxo chelsea

Jess - 09/03/00 17:29:23
My URL:http://www.thrushhermit.net/jess/
My Email:jess@thrushhermit.net
I am currently stalking: Gaven Dianda
In the cd player: Mike O'Neill Demos
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: Rock n Roll stars get all the illegal love
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): laying blame
AND, how much do you love me?: a whole heck of a lot

Comments:
This site is more than deliciously funny... I adore it! k-i-c-k-a-s-s! you'll be getting plenty of fun murph stuff from me, that's for sure. i just want him returned happy and safe to his family and friends ... and the band! damnit, they can't play la ing blame live unless chris is there... keep it up!

Detective W. Rivers - 09/03/00 17:09:11
My Email:cuomoONO@copland.caa
I am currently stalking: officers of the law dont stalk, we...uh...ok ya sometimes.
In the cd player: i dont have a cd player in the cruiser, YET!!
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: Cops do it like animals
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): the one that was famous back in trainign academy.....uhh
AND, how much do you love me?: umm...im a police officer, im afraid i cant show the love.

Comments:
please, dont take this site lightly folks. when someone of the stature of this man is taken from society, there nothign to laugh about. anyone with a gold card is a pillar of the community. i will soon be posting pictures, ive taken on my stake out shift. we're not sure whether mr. murphy is being held in ontario or if hes been taken back to halifax. No airlines have confirmed seeing him at the airport, so either he was transported in disgui e, or he was driven the whole way. My butt would hurt forever after a drive like that. lets just hope he wasnt stuffed in the trunk, because the stereo is always soo loud in there as im sure you're all aware. thankd you for yur co-operation in this case, and thanks to nicole for writing this wepage, to assist in the return of mr. murphy to his family and "popular" band. ive never heard oh his band but im sure they're ok. Emerson, Lake & Palmer FOREVER!!!! be s fe.

Lyle - 09/02/00 03:51:57
My Email:ron.peterson@ns.sympatico.ca
I am currently stalking: Chef Boyardee
In the cd player: This is Spinal Tap
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: Lyle is my Best Friend!
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): Anyone Who's Anyone
AND, how much do you love me?: My love guns loaded, and you're in my sights!

Comments:
You know, I think it's quite possible that you're even weirder than me. Well, maybe not that weird. But you're definitely the #1 contender. Okay, that's it.

Brent - 09/02/00 01:50:33
My Email:B_J_R@hotmail.com
I am currently stalking: Mike O'Neill
In the cd player: The Heavy Blinkers
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: "Mikey likes it!"
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): Summer's My Season/Marquee an]d the Moon
AND, how much do you love me?: * THIS * much

Comments:
You cwazay-ass-mofo!!! THis site is soooo cole. It made me pee my pants..its some funny shit, yo! Three cheers for Cole, rock'n roll stalker extraordinaire!!!

jamie (dandywarhol) - 09/01/00 23:51:06
My URL:http://www.psycho-jello.com/jamie
My Email:mms1411@aol.com
I am currently stalking: patrick and rivers cuomo.
In the cd player: pinkerton!
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: a-o!
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): hmm. i'll say coax me.
AND, how much do you love me?: so much that i could just explode thinking about it.

Comments:
woo cole! i love this site. if it were a person i would kiss it. hmm... yeah. okay. that's enough. hehehe.

Blakemen - 09/01/00 17:21:16
My URL:http://members.home.net/1-sloan-fan/pictures.html
My Email:captaneveryday@hotmail.com
I am currently stalking: Radiobomb
In the cd player: Chixdiggit (from scene to shining scene)
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: Hairagami- It's just a god-damn stick!
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): Cheers- theme song.
AND, how much do you love me?: I WILL find you!

Comments:
Why won't Stephane Mcmahon return my calls?

Alyssa N - 09/01/00 17:11:43
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/seaofjapan/
My Email:raspberryidol@hotmail.com
I am currently stalking: Gaven Dianda
In the cd player: Orgy
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: Come on! Can ya Rawk?
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): SSWSM
AND, how much do you love me?: Yo ma bitch Cole!!

Comments:
AWSOME SITE! AHH i love you soo much babe!! You are THE most talented Cole I know... wait... oh nevermind. Keep up the ass-slaping awsome site!

Lucy (underwater) - 09/01/00 16:08:56
My Email:lucyinthesky96@hotmail
I am currently stalking: Andrew Scott?
In the cd player: Sloan, Smashing Pumpkins, Massive Attack
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: Chris murpheyed all over me???????
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): she says what she means//Bells on//Autobiography
AND, how much do you love me?: This Much! :)

Comments:
Very Original, but wasn't Robert Stack the host of Unsolved Mysteries? You are very imaginative, and it's nice to know I'm not alone....I knew there was a leprachaun in my head. I knew it!

greengrl - 09/01/00 12:40:11
My URL:http://fly.to/greengrl
I am currently stalking: Patrick Pentland -- you had to ask?
In the cd player: The Best of Queen
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: "I Might Even Wash My Hair For You"
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): Take It In
AND, how much do you love me?: Cole, I love you more than you can possibly comprehend.

Comments:
You rock! This could become my new favorite site.

Billy Levesque - 09/01/00 05:58:40
My Email:jblevesque@accesscomm.ca
I am currently stalking: no one
In the cd player: The Move-mixed disc made from the glorious Napster, and Hollies, and Nazz, and Yardbirds, and The Kinks!!!!!!!!
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: Maybe I'm the sort who's sorted...
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): So Beyond Me
AND, how much do you love me?: too much to consider

Comments:
This is a really cool and fun site, baby.

Sister V. - 09/01/00 04:31:33
I am currently stalking: all my husbands
In the cd player: Travis
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: Don't You Want Me? ("...you know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't seeee me...")

Comments:
Geez, now the FIRST entry doesn't even show. Here it is again.

Sister V. - 09/01/00 04:26:57
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): okay, okay, Deeper Than Beauty
AND, how much do you love me?: you are second to Mr. ____, m'dear

Comments:
Sheeyit! I never got to finish! "Comments:" No, wait, how about "Observations:"... Alright... wetting pants (and no, it's not because of *that* problem)... tears pouring from eyes... gasping for breath... Does that say enough?

Keira - 09/01/00 04:25:10
My URL:http://surf.to/sloanzine
My Email:m_keira@hotmail.com
I am currently stalking: Chris. Who else?
In the cd player: Supergrass: I Should Coco
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: Chris Murphy: Sexiest Man Alive. ;P
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): Summer's My Season
AND, how much do you love me?: Not as much as I love Chris! :)

Comments:
Hey, this is quite a site you have here. You seem to have a sort of 'Murphy Mania-Meets-Psycho Sloan Site' thing going on. It should be interesting to see how it progresses. I admire your courage in going up against Murphy Mania. Good luck! :)

Laura Q. - 09/01/00 04:19:25
My URL:http://surf.to/murphymania
My Email:webmaster@chrismurphy.zzn.com
I am currently stalking: Why, Chris Murphy of course! :)
In the cd player: "Twice Removed" - Sloan
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: Murphy Mania Rules!!! ;P
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): "Summer's My Season" - particularly when played less than a foot away from me at the "Friendship" video shoot! :)
AND, how much do you love me?: Ummm? I love Chris Murphy, does that count for anything? :)

Comments:
Interesting little site you've got here. Definitely a *different* take on the Murphy fan site phenomenon. I'd love to hear what Chris has to say about this one! ;P I've often fantasized about kidnapping Chris myself, but he probably wouldn't be quite as w lling to help with my site if I did that... ;) Anyhow, funny stuff! :)

Andy - 09/01/00 03:41:13
My URL:http://meh
My Email:sensory_deprived@hotmail.com
I am currently stalking: Bananarama
In the cd player: Tegan and Sara, methinks
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): meh
AND, how much do you love me?: thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much!

Comments:
cool-ass page cole...I see you used some of my ideas in your letter...do I get credit for that??? haha! I may have some more ideas coming your way, we'll see.. with a big fat wet kiss, Amanda

Holly - 09/01/00 03:02:04
My URL:http://members.home.net/anywayz
My Email:snowsuitsound@hotmail.com
I am currently stalking: Wide. Mouth. MASON!!!
In the cd player: Stew/WMM
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: "I'm with stupid" (pointing up) - hehe, that would be funny, in a sarcastic way
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): Median Strip.
AND, how much do you love me?: "I love you. I love you beyond a reasonable doubt. I love you and I want to take you out to the barn and beat you with a manure-caked stick." - the Arrogant Worms.

Comments:
this site is fan-frickin-tastic! good job! as for who kidnapped Chris, well... "it was the butterfly, I tell you!" cause no one EVER suspects the butterfly!

Casey - 09/01/00 02:42:24
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/sloangirl_2000
My Email:sloangirl_2000@hotmail.com
I am currently stalking: my mom tells me there's a guy who looks like Andrew wandering around here, so I *plan* on stalking him
In the cd player: Everything Must Go by Manic Street Preachers
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: I Became a Rock Star...and all I got was this shitty T Shirt!
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): G turns to D
AND, how much do you love me?: oh Cole! You are one sexxay Biatch, how could I not love you?

Comments:
A white knuckle thrill ride! Two thumbs up! Smart and sassy! Day-um, is site is da shit! Great start, luv! I'm gonna linkity-linkify this one! (Thanks for linkin mine, sugah!)Perhaps I'll write a story fer you...hmmm

picode - 09/01/00 02:32:19
My URL:http://listen.to/rockbottom
My Email:sinkingships@mailcity.com
I am currently stalking: Cole... Oh, But I've said too much!!
In the cd player: The "White Album"
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: Shampoo Sucks.
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): Coax Me
AND, how much do you love me?: THIS MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments:
Cole, your site scares me. But I still like it :)

Tones - 09/01/00 02:27:24
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/wondertones
My Email:antonia.d@home.com
I am currently stalking: who am I *always* stalking?
In the cd player: The Reverend Horton Heat
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: 'I Feel Pretty, Oh So Pretty' .......cuz he is
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): Deeper Than Beauty <-- I love,love,love this song.
AND, how much do you love me?: I love you more than my passionfruit lipgloss. Gimme a kiss now m'luv!

Comments:
Woo-ha!

SquirrelAl - 09/01/00 02:08:45
My URL:http://sloanhut.tripod.com
My Email:squirrelal@hotmail.com
I am currently stalking: your mom
In the cd player: Weezer - Pinkerton
Make up a t-shirt slogan for Chris: I'm not having a very creative night... I'll do this later
Favorite Chris song (c'mon, just pick. I won't hold you to it): Nothing Left to Make Me Want to Stay (my big fave for sure)
AND, how much do you love me?: this much

Comments:
Rock on Cole! For a first shot at webpage stuff, this is some good shit. Woooo! I think I'm the first to sign off your guestbook, so there you go. I hope this page inspires you to stop listening to your other putrid choices of music. Alright, I'm don . haw haw