PEEP THIS YO:
Whats new? Thats a good question.
Stu - Somebody's been very busy, but it sure wasn't this guy. Stu's taken a much needed break from the pot scene in Bud-Cee and decided to check out the pot scene back home. Results are as follows, E-town bud is bogus. It appears we've lost him forever. Stu is currently in seclusion in his Fortress of Solitude somewhere in the arctic circle working on his new fall look. Everyone has different opinions of how long the hair should be or how thick the beard, all the boys know is that when he gets back there will be a shared look of astonishment. The son of a bitch is a chameleon. A chameleon that can dance, sing, and fuck like a tiger.
Matt - has been drifting away slowly from the boys. All this means is that whenever they see him he tastes all the sweeter (like strawberry wine) for having been gone. Currently in the process of moving out for the first time, Matt promises to hold many a barbeque so the boys can act like grown up men and watch the game whilst the lady makes the salad. Throw another Bison burger on the grill for me Matt and maybe pour me a glass of strawberry wine. Sidenote: Once you start a raquetball tourney you're in it till the end, that's the way it is, or at least should be. Not cool dude. Seriously
Jody - has been wearing his Sport Mart team shirt with pride. The kind of pride a gay man feels as he marches in the Gay Pride Day Parade of life. Only I'd like to see said gay man sell a pair on Saucony Grid Aura Trial III's like Jre can. Not gonna happen fag, not gonna happen. Jode has been enjoying summer as best a high school boy can, Sleeping in till one every day and trying to play frisbee frenzy any possible chance. That's the life bitches. Truly the life of a king.
Carl - This little shit has been Bizzay. After a raucus shcool year full of Wine and Cheese dinners and Globe and Mail interviews he's settled in nicely at ATCO Power. Appearently Joanne sports a "Mad T-bar" to work every day. That with the $15/hr wage he must be sporting a stiffy 24/7. Once the boys declared it the Summer of C there was no stopping this guy, Busting it out on the dance floor via the Ironhorse, flirting with big titted bitches at the Stonehouse and rubbing serious crotch down at the Savoy this kid is in it deep. The Bling Bling that is
Please stay tuned. More later like: The boys Box Social is in the works, Carl still bitching about his wisdom teeth, Matt moving in with his girlfriend, Jody shoots hoops with Lil' Bow Wow,Stu shaves his head and the Cleavland Steamers first gig..
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