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my
style of rhymin is ancient like aztecs and mayans/
because i recognize its all about timin ... [canibus:2000
bc]
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these
are just some of the illest freestyles/battles that we
managed to salvage from previous versions of our battleboards,
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author:
ohreallyrecords
Dog you ain't rapping you just babbling ya lip/ Putting
words out ya mouth that don't make any sense/ suppose
to be (insane)i capture you and put you in the pyscho
ward/ ya freestyle's is old why you trying to be bold/
only mack you blaze is from ya lame ass mcdonalds/
i'm veteran in my hood I'll (backspace) ya goods/
that i'm knight the lyrical sinster and my lyrics
is understood/ fucking biter taking flows from other
websites/ mixing them up wit your on shit so you think
it's tight/ cut that shit out cause you getting no
props/ bring that shit around my hood i'll bet you
'll get shot/ if you smart non school nigga you'll
study these rhymes/ i'm like seasoning marinating
thru lines/ you make me laugh at the end of your paragraph/
i'm warmed up ready to rip you and half/nonedcuated
ass!! one sucka
author:
Sinister
Niggas reckon they recking till I'm disecting they
bodies in a matter of seconds/If I'm the emcee virgin
then D.Insane is just a faggit who loves sperming/Inject
you with ill-matic germs when I'm using ill-matic
terming/If you got nine lives I'll donate you one
and take all nine for fun/Doo's talks about how he
goes to recitals/Worships me as his idol/And feels
himself like that Jackson/Micheal/Asking me to fight
you is like asking a full-grown anaconda to bite you/I'm
ending your carreer just because I dislike you/I'm
the matador of metaphor and verbal/I kill but I can
also soothe like herbal/Giving me advances to lyrically
hurt you

author: Knight
a yo niggas is trying hunt us in this website/ let's
ante up and beat niggas ass til they can't see the
light/ feel me right?/ we could be like jackie chan
and bruce lee/ deleting these fake mcs like severe
burn degrees/ i know it's like everybody for theyself/
but we outlaws like blasting... they melt/ at the
sametime "doos" and d.insane" are nobodys/ claim
that they kill niggas wit no shotti's/ a dog let;s
do this like a bank robbery/ unexpectedly, come
wit the guns and the artillery/ and blast them to
the spacestation/ doubeteam action they facing,
we both lyrically tight we they saying/ they brain
wasting while my doe raging/ and my flame escaping
and hot slugs cold air they tasting/ so they hit
the asphalt wit blood dripping from they body/ let's
double up for real and eat somebody/ for real money
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author: Sinister
I'm the ill-damaga wit an ill-stamina/Grab the mic
then I'm forsaken and God damning ya/This is Allah
in the form called immortal/Beating you into another
time portal/Escort you/Also I abort you/The cops
won't report you/It shouldn't have took you so long
to exhibit I'm sicka/Kickin bars quicker then Twista/You
better off going to detention/And not mention/The
way I'm dispensing/Sinister nigga first to give
you the lyrical lynchin(period bitch)

author: D.Insane
you should've never tried to battle me/you just can't
compete/you're like a sucka MC/learning to walk with
no feet/ when I speak/It's unique/just retreat/cuz
you can't stand/I'm the Grand/and I won't stop/dissin'
nonstop/till you get banned/ your time here is like/sand
in the hour glass/stop trying and pass/go back to
rhymin' class/ the only way you get funky/is passin'
gas out ya ass/I'm the last man standing/gettin' handed
all the cash/ at first I thought you had better rhymes
then that/but now I change my mind/are you rhymin'
on crack?/ jackin' metaphors from my boy big Doos/you
can't get loose/I got your neck in the noose/ come
in here writing/eight to twelve bars to a rhyme/is
that all you got/or is your boyfriend taking up all
your time/ astro glide using faggot/who spells like
he's illiterate/sounding like an idiot/and I'm gettin'
sick of it/ every rhyme I spit/is at least 20 bars
leavin' scars/on your brain/D.Insane maintains the
spotlight like a star/ you need to take your rhymes/back
to the drawing board/find an intro,body, and climax/and
then try to battle some more/ (sucka MC)

author:
D.Insane
This is what you call some battle rhymes reply?/ I'll
stick my foot up your ass till it's about knee high/
using my label as your name wishing you was signed/
you won't be laughin' when your bleeding from your
eye/ claiming that the grand bites from other websites/
you goof, show me proof cause you know you ain't right/
why don't you go back and proof-read your wack shit/
callin' me non-educated? when your grammer lacks shit/
been on Earth for 26 years givin' suckas tears/ can't
put a name to your rhymes cause ya filled with fear/
you're probably the bitch ass who works at Mcdonalds/
spelling like you still drinking from a baby's bottle/
I make lots of cents you just too dumb to get it/
misspelling psycho ward with nothing that rhymes with
it/ get a dictionary you wack ass Jerry's kid/ I'll
bury your ass quick with a flow vicious like Sid/
the only hood you knows attached to your sweater/
so stop all that frontin' cause you know who's better/
It's me D.Insane bringing the ruckus to a sucker/
You got "knocked the fuck out!" like I was Chris Tucker/

author:
ohreallyrecords
i'm the mask murder wit the muthafucking burner/ you'll
get your ass smack like i was ike and you was "tina
turner"/ and be "gone in 60 seconds" to battle ya
ass/ on stage bringing the pain to make you bad/ i'm
on you like fly's on shit/ deprive on hits so you
need to realize on this/ i'll send shit til you get
the fucking point/ get it... hollow points to your
elbows and knee joints/ acting like your hard.. fuck
you and your label/ no money getting nigga suprise
you didn't see me on cable/ "oh really records " is
real/ sounds like a joke to me shoot ya DJ while he
cuting the wheels/ if you get this message please
take heed/ struggling to get a dollar type nigga trying
to battle me/ been on this earth since 16 years knight
is real/ i'm ill dog fuck how you feel/

author:
Knight The Lyrical Sinster
damn you flatter me, with ya insults but tragically/
i frantically, stomp "insane" you never want to battle
me? poppin shit, dats hot n shit, but not if it causes
speed knots that get? swole up quick when you get
rolled up quick by this/ battle shit, sucka a dick?
don't do that shit/ but lips i split and necks i twist/
I lighten wrists, put up ya fists, i insist/ you started
this, is that piss, running swish, past ya knees/
toward ya kswiss? yeah it is, you'll little bitch,
give me my fucking rings a kiss or you'll get dissed/
i'm ice cold emotionless. try to approach this and
get roasted kid/ while i get toasted kid, at the 1st
annual benefit/ throwing to help ya kids, ya family
members and relatives/ like every december, losta
gifts/ canned food diapers coats and shit/ light bulbs
soap and powered milk our % of the profit/ got us
out in boats in silk/

author:
DOOS
Doos is back like the Phantom of the Menace, cause
there's one little shit I forgot to finish. Knight,
the wackest MC according to Guiness I'll rip your
fuckin' teeth out like I was a dentist and kill over
and over like Kenny on South Park burn you like a
Pop Tart, in and out like Mini Mart You're just ala
carte, kid, I'm the buffet I'll smoke you like a jay
on the way to my U.A. Like a holiday, take the day
off cause this could get physical, turn your head
and cough I got you by the nut sack and I'm callin'
your bluff I'll make you say "Uncle Doos!Please! I've
had enough"

author:
bigdooscreations
What a way to start the day slayed while you sleeping
for your ignorance/ whatever pitiful display you try
to muster against my magnificence/ is "half baked",
while mine's well done/ "Big Doos" giving up the Hiney-Hoe
abused and confused like pee-wee herman's future grandson/
fuck whatever story you choose/ cuz you coudln't synocpate
a dope lyric to any beat always lose/ is your fate
you don't amuse I suggest you use the eject button/
I'm Ef hutton you serving me drinks on the cruise/
My hearing is impaired to the words of these retarded
dumb stupid mawfuckas who think they can come out
of nowhere/ now be gone peon before i really set on
that ass/ the bottom of my sole is all that gets got
by these garter snakes in the grass
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