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my style of rhymin is ancient like aztecs and mayans/ because i recognize its all about timin ... [canibus:2000 bc]

 

these are just some of the illest freestyles/battles that we managed to salvage from previous versions of our battleboards, enjoy.

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author: Sinister
I'll leave fake emcees vexed/eat niggas up like a Tyrannosaurus Rex/giving niggas rib checks/just to test they reflex/see me getting Brain from your main hoe in the Lex/Making every internet rapper wish they were the best/spitting of the top of the head with no stress/dictionary rappers looking in books for words thats depressed/I spit bars like Drag-on,nothing more, nothing less/smack fuckers unconscious for second guessing.

author: (anonymous)
You could not leave a slow ass turtle/ so what is you saying/ You ain't got no record deal/ So how can you leave Emcees Vexed/ Talking about u eat niggaz/ You gay ass mother cracker/ I test your flex you ain't gonna go shyt but S-T-R-E-S-S../ Excuse me don't make leave all dress/ in black that is/ Leave sleeppin and never waking up/ fo the rest of you dirty life/ then fuck your wife and your ugyl momma/ you don't want no drama/ I leave mark of my suede banana/ I'm rockin on my foot/ suckaaa are u clam now?

author: D.Insane
check it out/I'm about/to leave no doubt/as to who's got skills/giving more trills then Triller/the wack MC killa/illa then Manson/yet hansome/kidnapping rhymes for ramsom/no cash just give me cheers like ted danson/and some/when I land'em/I hand'em the pink slip/like the fever I'm so sick/it ain't a trip/just a gift with the bic/if you try to front/I'll make you punt/take the mic 100 yards/then smoke a blunt/in the endzone/ya get sent home/rhymin' with D. is like crashing your Benzo/cuz you losing/no more crusin'/everyday I'm rhymin' so my skillz be improving!!!!

author: Sinister
My crew slice and dice/Anihilate a mic device/With no fear like the white boys wear/I'll end your short-lived career/Commandeer your new ride and I ain't a cop/Walk thru the Sahara Desert wit no socks/Show and emcee why cops need mops and things of that sort/I'll smoke D.Insane like a newport/Coming out to battle me he should be ashamed/Your death can be arranged/With one bang/I'll make you wanna R&B sang/Don't ever come out to rap against a God/Your raps ain't ill enough/You'll get beat down snuffed just for actin so tough/All you net emcees that wanna go to war/Your rhymes back to the rap store/And get a refund/Cause that shit was no good/I'll do a lyrical drive-by in your hood

author: D.Insane
mutha fucka it's time/to rep what you sow/you wanna hold/but my flow chops arms at the elbow/bitch ass nigga/yea, that's me/but your the MC fairy/trying to be scary/but I can tell you ain't lost your cherry/I call you MC Virgin/while I move the crowd like a minister/so how's a bitch with peach fuzz/and a curfew claiming sinister?/I diminish you/finish you off and pop that shit/fuck you like I was Big Pimpin'/cause you drop wack shit/step to me/I attack that shit/smack that bitch/givin' nose bleeds/while I proceed/to leave phat raps/you ain't no God/you WICA prayin' mutha fucka/I pluck ya out the bitch patch/so open up and start suckin'/Sahara Desert/you don't even know where that is/the only sinnin' you do/is lookin' at naked 8 year olds kids/bitch ass homo/sittin' in your room with a keyboard/it's obvious when you write/you need to get out/and see more/come to my hood/and see how long it takes/before you get raped/snake rapper/crappin' your pants/cause you fake/and stop postin' your shit 3 times/cause your rhymes are wack/after the first line

author: Knight
My punchline come through like a crunchtime in the game/yall niggas is weak why yall got to flow like lames/think yall is explaning something/i'm jigga yall bleek fronting/wit half ass lyrics wishing yall moving/illmatic nigga what type of shit yall doing/i'm the masterpiece to this whole cstrophe/i tell stories battle rip rap to shatter your whole anatomy/who want to battle me i'll provoke you try/watch the red beam scold across your forehead and blinds ya eye/yall cat's ain't real you living in fantasy land/getting fantasy grands ain't no bitchs you beating ya fantasy man/i'm the man taking ya breath/ weak niggas get backspace to the left/and deleted depleted ya flows/wish to decease yall hoes/be Real for once ya know.~one~

author: D.Insane
Let me explain it like this/your shits weak/you call yourself knight/cuz you put us to sleep/who you trying to be/Jay-z if he was a sucka MC/typing shit messy/with very little ability/you couldn'y be illmatic/if you were the kid on the cover/mr. brown eye lover/still living with your mother/what'd you do?/type it in before you went to school/I know you wrote it last week/who you trying to fool/with your misspelling/and type-o's?/you need to graduate/before messin' with tight flows/and what the fuck is rip rap?/oh, I know/you should've tore up the paper/ where you wrote that flow/and what's the deal/talkin' about be real/the only b-real you know/raps for Cypress Hill/You still wanna battle?/then come back and get smacked/post another bullshit rhyme/and get roasted by the mac/bring all you've written/with footnotes of who you've bitten/I'm spittin' with ease/so please/jigga freeze/you got some sick disease/called wannabe MC/I'm gonna put you to bed/so sleep tight/and when you come back/it's gonna be nighty knight/SUCKA

author: Doos
Wow, I thought this was the battle zone/you should get out your home/see the world before it crumbles like a sugar cone/I'll shut you down/like a blackout in California/like tobacco companies/ at least I warn ya/then kill you gradually/how could it be/ i know, you just started to Mcee/what a tragedy/and now its me/ending your so called destiny/sinister?where could he be?/at home with his mommy cause he went up against D/insane cause D's about as hard as MR T/ and who is Pee Wee?/ is that a chic?/between her and MC Knight I bet she's a bigger Dick!

author: Sinister
Emcees are gonna stop using my name in vain/Throwing them in bloodsport rings to hear the lash out in pain/Spittin for ransom like Mel Gibson/Prevent you from living by dissing/Knight don't put my name in your raps if you don't know me/I'm the one killing slowly/Like tobacco/People in jail be like Sinister is wacko/You coming out with a wack flow/Just tosee my mac blow/Who called me the virgin emcee/You can step up and collect an STD/Holding mics like a patron/Beating rappers to satan/I know where the Sahara Desert is so D.Insane can stop slaya hating(bastards)

author: knight
Dog you ain't rapping you just babbling ya lip/ Putting words out ya mouth that don't make any sense/ suppose to be (insane)i capture you and put you in the pyscho ward/ ya freestyle's is old why you trying to be bold/ only mack you blaze is from ya lame ass mcdonalds/ i'm veteran in my hood I'll (backspace) ya goods/ that i'm knight the lyrical sinster and my lyrics is understood/ fucking biter taking flows from other websites/ mixing them up wit your on shit so you think it's tight/ cut that shit out cause you getting no props/ bring that shit around my hood i'll bet you 'll get shot/ if you smart non school nigga you'll study these rhymes/ i'm like seasoning marinating thru lines/ you make me laugh at the end of your paragraph/ i'm warmed up ready to rip you and half/nonedcuated ass!! one sucka

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