From The Brain Of Tiny
Sunday 22 July 2001

Woke up to cats screaming at each other in my room, not pleasant! Then went downstairs to bickering between sister and mother (the phrase 'theres no disgrace like home' springs to mind). Anyway I come online and begin to add the extras i thought of the night before to my site, I also gave fixing the guestbook a shot but it would appear yelling at your computer and calling it an 'evil mother fucker' doesnt seem to work on machinery! So I decided to try a more inconspicuous approach. I happened to mutter that I was going to the toilet then looked like I was wandering off but then surprised the computer by leaping at the mouse from the computers blind side, this didnt work either.

Later on in the afternoon I have my first argument of the day (it's considerably late as my mother usually stands outside my room in the morning, nag at the ready for me waking up) and it's with my dad, not wise! It's over the silliest thing shock horror I'm not using a coaster!!!!!! Christ how sad?! My parents finally go out so I get some peace (appart from the fact my sisters still here).

Later on my sisters boyfriend arrives, I don't like him he looks really shifty! But it's good that he's here, he keeps her out my hair!! I continue to work on my ever expanding website when I decide I'm tired and a little bored. So I go and catch the second half of the Two Guys A Girl And A Pizza Place marathon on Trouble, fantastic!! Before settling down to The Simpsons and Futurama.

In the evening after my daily dose of Groening I come downstairs to the daily argument with my mum - getting a job and filling out my college application forms. She will go on and on at me despite the fact that they could not be sent yesterday and at 9 o'clock at night they are unlikly to be picked up at the post office now are they? So anyway I win the fight by storming out claiming I hate living here before coming back downstairs five minutes later and coming online!!

I start messing around on the geocities website and click on the guestbook function, out of curiosity and then I see it, the answer to all my prayers... How to get the guestbook to work!!!! I click on it and there they are are, all the posts peole have left for me. Finally, after all the swearing, all the mood swings and all the crying (not from me from someone else who feels my pain, ahem) I have my guestbook up and running! I feel great!

I decide to go to bed and watch tv just after half ten. So I go and watch Big Brother's Little Brother then I watch the first three episodes of the TGAGAAPP marathon from this afternoon. After that it's listening to music before watching Harry Enfield Presents Kevin's Guide To Being  A Teenager at 4am! Brilliant!! Then I decide it's probably time for bed.

Happyness Rating                     - 7/10
Hours Watching TV                  - 8 and a half hours
Hours Online                            - 7 hours (roughly)
Argument Tally                        - Three
Intersesting/Funny Arguments - One re. coaster





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