Tiny's Quote Of The Week
Yeah I'm changing it already but only because I was up till all hours last night watching Uk Gold. I usually hate that channel but sometimes they show something good (Red Dwarf, Blackadder, Faulty Towers etc) but last night they had Kevin's Guide to Being a Teenager. and i got a good quote so i thought I'd stick it in here
Perry comes in front door
'
Alright Kev?'
'Yeah Pel'
Perry wanders through to the living room
'Alright Mr Patterson, Mrs Patterson?'
Sings while bobbing top half of body to and fro
'Smack My Bitch Up, Smack My Bitch Up... You have a nice Christmas?'
'My grandfather died last night'
'Oh! ...... Poor one or rich one?'
'Poor one'
'Oh you won't get anything in the will then?'
'No'
'He died last night in his sleep Perry'
'Oh good!....I mean uhm.... I don't mean like 'Oh good he's dead' I meant it's good he died in his sleep and wasn't stabbed or nothing'
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