Previous Quotes Of The Week
'Damn we got judge snider he's had it in for me since I kind of ran over his dog...well replace the words kind of with repeatedly and the word dog with son ' - Lionel Hutz
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Another quote I'll stick in here is from Married With Children.

Al and Kelly are hustling pool in a bar, they get talking with someone wanting to challange Kelly who has introduced himself as something like Billy 'toughnut' Bobkins (this was not his ame but you get the idea of the scary middle name thing)

Al "Well I'm All.... whats a good name for me?"
Kelly whispers in his ear
Al "Al 'Daddy' Bundy"
Guy "Wheres your money 'Daddy'?"
Al "What are you my wife? I'll get that money if i have to dance naked in the street"
Kelly "Psst Daddy... Sailors are the best tippers"
Heres one more Married with Children quote just for something extra on this otherwise empty page.

Peggy "Al? Rub my feet honey."
Al "Honey, I wouldnt rub your feet if a genie popped out of them!"
'Lets shampoo us some aliens' - David Duchovney
After having seen his evil double
'I've never seen my profile before...I should  be on a coin' - Michael 'Berg' Bergin