friday27july

Woke up at twenty five past twelve today, just in time for Home And Away!

Today has been pretty much crap. It's after days like this where I really hate writing this. Trying to fill a whole webpage when you have done absolutly nothing all day is incredibly hard!

My mum and dad are over in Arran today (for those of you who don't know Arran is an island just off the coast of Scotland) to see my mums aunt and uncle (I'd have went but quite honestly ferries scare the beejeebus out of me!). It really is a beautiful island, not alot to do mind you but it is stunning (i really don't work for the tourist board of Arran I just happen to like it thats all!).

Gillian was in for a little while today but went out with her (shifty looking) boyfriend. Speaking of her boyfriend, she yelled at me yesterday because apparently I dinghyed him!! (dinghy - to dinghy - to ignore, originating in Clyde Valley High School in 1996 after Robert Dinghwall who we all ignored because it was funny, he knew we were only messing I'm not mean!, his nickname was Dinghy) but it was an accident I really didn't know who he was. I can't be expected to remember what all her boyfriends look like!

Spent a few hours outside in the amazing sun working on my burn and reading my Red Dwarf book.

Eventually it hit me, it's Friday but not just any Friday Big Brother Finalé Friday and as you all know my moneys been on Brian to win, Helen to come second and Dean third. I was right! I'm getting good at this betting malarky!

I spent the time before the 2030 show and after it up until about 2330 or something in pm with one of my fav online folks whos as hooked on Big Brother as me! So we sat laughing and joking about Helen's screaming when she left the house. We also made some jokes about Helen and Paul using the :O face but I won't get into that!

My parents came home just in time to see Brian leave the house. I won't go into detail here, because I'm actually ashamed of him, but my father made some reallly nasty comments about Brian regarding his sexuality, which gave me a new, and not very pleasant, opinion of my father. When I told him MY opinion of Brian and what I thought of my dad he went nuts and told me I had to get offline!

When I got offline I started looking for a pen and found and old diary from a few years ago, I'm thinking about posting some if it up here as even I think this stuff is funny!

Tomorrow my homophobic father and I are going to the cinema. Normally I look forward to these days out but there is sweet FA on this week but we'll see what happens.

My friend phoned earlier she wants to chuck her boyfriend but doesn't know how, so she came to me :>

IAfter I discovered that her boyfriend hates stupid people I gave her an argument to use that would make him dump her! It's called 'The Dolphins Are Fish' argument. Now this tactic has about a 90% sucess rate (last guy I tried it on laughed it off, he's supposed to dump me thats how this works!) <click here to see what the argumnet is about>

Bloody hell its 0154!! I'm off to watch BigBorther's Little Brother that I taped from earlier then go to bed.

Happiness - 9/10
Tv hours - 3 1/2
Online hours - 7 1/2
Arguments - 1
Interesting/Funny Arguments - 1 re: Brian from Big Brother's sexuality