From The Brain of Tiny
Saturday 28 July 2001
It's five am and I just got woken up as I landed on my floor after falling out my bed! These grown up beds are a pain in the arse! THEY SHOULD HAVE BARS UP THE SIDE LIKE THEY DO IN COTS AND INSTITUTIONS!

Please note I am actually writing this at 5am after having fallen out my bed I am not bullshitting! How dedicated am I? Anyway time to go back to bed!

Up at ten and called th Big Brother helpline
<click here to read the conversation> (although you have to understand it was PURELY to help those of YOU get over your addiction *ahem* because I quite clearly am soooooo over that show, so over it in fact that the special thats on tonight...I'm not going to watch I'm going to tape.

Dad and I decided to go to the cinema today to see Jurassic Park 3 and Swordfish. Jurassic Park wasn't too dreadful what I don't understand is why that island hasn't been nueked yet! Seems fucking stupid to have all them dipplydockyotops running round the place! Swordfish hmmmmm, dull most of the time not even Hugh Jackman (rrrrr BTW!) could keep my attention for long! Plus side of the day I saw a trailor for Planet of the Apes it looks phenoman... phenomen... good, really really good!

It's one am and it's still really hot. Even tho I've got my window open really really wide!

I've just sat and watched four hours of Red Dwarf  (the whole first series) on Uk Gold. I got a new quote of the week
<click here for quote>. I adore Red Dwarf and the book is immense.

Anyway when I got home I stuck up yesterdays From The Brain Of Tiny and went into chat for a little while. Turns out Gary was going to see Swordfish tonight, hope he enjoyed it more than I did!

I had a really awful curry tonight for dinner. OMG IT WAS VILE!

Tonight has been so dull.

While I'm writing this I'm listening to VH1. This weekend is Sex Symbols Weekend and at the moment it'sthe top twenty females and Sharleen Spiteri (Scottish horray!) is number 17. I'm not one to judge whether this is an accutrate place for her or not but I love Texas' music!

Tomorrow is Dermot's last day on T4 and I'm almost positive he'll get replaced by that twat Vernon that did the utterly pish FBI show with the idiot woman and the thick one from Boyzone.

What are channel 4 trying to do to me?... I'm going to write to Anne Robinson, she'll sprt them out:

Dear Anne,
Channel 4 are a bunch of fuckers. They are in a big conspiracy to make me miserable. Please go and give them a right good kick up the arse for me.
Love and Hugs

Tiny Nic x x x

Point of uninterest: that girl from the Corrs is number 10. I don't know which one it is cos they all look the same to me. My friends think the violin player is nice looking so it could be her, I know for a fact it's not the guitar player cos he's a he... answers on a postcard!

Happiness - 6/10
Tv Hours -  5 1/2 + two films at the cinema
Online Hours - 1 1/2 - 2 hours
Arguments - 1
Interseting/Funny Arguments - Only had one all day and it was my dad bitching about the computer! ugh he's so tiresome!
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