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From The Brain Of Tiny | ||||||||||
Monday Shit I don't know the date! 2001 anyway I know that much! | ||||||||||
I'm sick fed up of writing this thing and saying 'oooooh I did nothing today' then making an attempt to make it funny! But I'll keep on doing it until everyone else is as bored as me! We got the cats some cat nip powder stuff today, they ran round the house high all day! Had decided to rent out that Resident Evil game but turns out that woman in Blockbuster on Saturday lied to me! She had told me that the game was out today but it's not!! It's out on the thirteenth of September! i thought of saying 'well thats no use to me I'm bored now! I wanna play it today!' ... but I didn't! My mum was on the war path for some strange reason. I mentioned to her that I wanted her to buy me a frisbee while she was out, she thought I was kidding and came back without it. Then I told her that I had been serious and asked why she thought I was kidding, then she started saying how frisbees were for kids and that I wasn't a kid. Later I sat eating chocolate spread (Nutella mmmmmmm) out the jar to prove her wrong. My notepad ran out of paper the other day as I kept drawing pictures in it so I'm having to write this from memory now so it's actually quite hard. I spent most of yesterday eating cereal I remember that much. Coco Pops, Sporties and Nesquick. I love cereal especially the ones that give free toys. I spoke to my lovely friend Iain on the phone tonight and he was telling me something that he'd got free in his cereal... well that he'd stolen from his younger brothers then he told me that he'd ate Corn Flakes, I told him that I don't eat Corn Flakes as they arewn't sweet enough for me. Iain says he puts lots of sugar in them... I felt it my duty to inform him that Corn Flakes with alot of sugar in them are Frosties and that if he just bought Frosties it would save alot of time and effort! I think he took my suggestion on board! I felt the urge to binge today! I just wanted to eat and eat! Didn't though gotta keep myyself looking gorgeous! Hmmmmmmmmm!! I'm trying to get right sexy for my aunt's wedding being a bridesmaid and all! Got a text message from someone I haven't heard from in ages today! Nearly shit myself! I've seen her working at the check out in Safeways and said hi then tormented her customers and ran off but haven't had a text message for aaaaaaaaages! She's funny as hell! Really smart but no common sense! I used to have this thing saved on her computer 'Nic's Big Book Of Quotes', it was full of really funny things my friends have said then it was taken from ehr computer onto my friend Craig's but, then she deleted it(!) and I don't speak to him anymore which is unfortunate because I always said I wanted to put it online. That and my 101 autobiographies that I wrote. It was a series of books that I'd done called 'The Bitchin' Series' but again on Craig's computer. These stories became of cult status in my school people always wanting another one! Even some of the teachers liked them! However they wouldn't let me choose them as my book to write about for my higher English as the Bitchin' books were only one A4 piece of paper long (one side!). There was the original, Hallow'een special and other ones they were great!! Life is like a box of chocolates... just when you think you've got the strawberry cream you discover it's actually coffee cream! I was thinking today about my future (I do this from time to time) and thought about things my teachers had said to me after reading my comedy 'books' and the idiotic drama plays I wrote aswell as the sarcastic review of the school play I wrote for my own amusement. They had said that I should go into some kind of writing, I told them that every job has writing of some kind... they then tod me not to be silly but it's true most jobs do have writing! Then I thought about being a paramedic! Ambulances are cool! I don't wanna see blood or stuff but I'd like to ride in an ambulance... and I look nice in green! But I'm not sure about writing for a living seems too much like hard work! However if what I was to write was to get round places like the Bitchin' books then it could be worth while. What happened was I let my friend read it, he borrowed it, he showed it to someone else then copies started appearing all over the place thing was though I hadn't wrote my name on it so people were just talking about these amazingly funny stories that some mystery writer had done. I was all set to tell who it was but didn't thought I'd leave it for a while. So I wrote another one up at my friends (I didn't have a comp) and this was circulated again. Eventually my drama teacher got a hold of one and after reading it and reading things that I'd wrote in her class she figured out it was me then informed me she actually thought it was funny! I was shocked! Anyway watched tv then got to bed at about 3am! I'm trying to go earlier these days! Happiness - 6/10 Tv Time - 4 hours Online Time - 5 hours or so Arguments - 1 but I told you about it earlier! Next |
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