| This is my work. I am working right now as oppossed to reading some nitwit's website. This stuff you see on the screen is my work look how much I've wrote aren't I clever? Clever enough for a raise maybe? Then again if you're close enough to read this then I'm probably just about fired anyway! work work work work work work work work work work. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go with a bucket and spade and a hand grenade, hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho! I am working very very hard, so hard in fact that my tiny little fingers hurt from the effort. But then it's a satisfactory pain because I know I've done a good job, and when I go home at night and bandage up my sore little fingers I don't think 'wow my boss, what a slave driving fucker.' No no no no! I think 'wow my boss, what a cracking person absolutly bloody marvelous, so marvelous in fact that my boss should be God or just ruler of earth... something modest like that. I am working very hard. I am working very hard. I am working very hard. I even have a variety of different fonts that I can use to vary my work slightly making it more attractive. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Bum bum bum ba ba ba ba bum, bum bum bum ba ba ba ba bum ba ba bum bum bum bumty bum save me from drowning in the sea, the universe at one with me, look down the barrel of a gun, and feel the moon replace the sun - Robbie Williams 'Road To Mandalade' seemed like a space filler so I stuck it in... clever me. If I wasn't at work right now I'd be throwing darts at my dart board with the picture of my boss at last years Christmas party in the photocopy room hanging in the middle. That picture has more holes than a seive. Damn I would be willing to bet any money I spelled seive wrong! It's that thing with all the holes for flour and powdered drugs... I saw them use it for drugs in a movies! Ok? I'm gonna stop soon my fingers and brain are hurting. Boss' will be impressed by this amount surely? Anyway chances are no-one will use it as a boss button anyway so thats it I'm done. If you want to go back to the page you were on find it in the links below. But I'll put them Quite far down so no bosses etc can see them... How crafty am I eh? They are down there though! Title page this is the first page with all the stuff on it not the actual first page... you know what I mean! From The Brain Of Tiny not todays but the previous ones page The Simpsons page Laughter Week Quote Of The week Big Brother Pages Big Brother Final Moments I Told You So |