The Simpsons Drinking Game
Have one drink for everything mentioned below -

Homer

* "D'oh!" -- Two drinks if it's not actually said by Homer
* Eats Donuts
* Drools


Lisa

* Mentions humanity
* Participates in a feminist cause
* Plays the sax -- Two drinks if someone sings along with her playing


Bart

* Makes a crank phone call -- Two drinks if someone dies from the prank


Granpa Simpson

* Complains
* Writes a letter -- 3 drinks


Marge

* Hair casts a giaint shadow
* Kisses Homer
* Growls at Homer


Patty And Selma

* Are in a scene -- three drinks if they are seperated
* Smoke


Itchy And Scratchy

* Are in a scene
One of them dies
* Their theme song is played


Maggie

* Falls down
* Says something in a flash forward


And one drink for the following:

* A warm fuzzy happy ending where the family gets closer together
* A life In Hell charactor is shown
* Someone talks to God or Allah


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