From The Brain Of Tiny
Wednesday 25 July 2001

Woken this morning at nine am by my screeching mother (it really was a wonder I could make out what she was saying, her voice was so high I was thinking 'only the dogs can answer that question'). As it turns out I fell asleep watching Miller's Crossing last night... don't let that put you off, that film is shit hot! So instead of quietly coming in and turning it off she decided it would be a better idea for her to sneak in, whip the quilt off my bed and yell at me. Apparently falling asleep with the tv on costs money. Now it was only when telling Tim how I was so rudely awoken that I realised why my mum was so pissed at me and just HOW much money it costs to leave the tv on all night. Now Tim (who has never appeared as anything other than a relitivily intelligent guy (you'd have to be to correct my grammatical and spelling errors)... BTW if you REALLY want to annoy Tim spell the abberviation of 'you are' like this - your instead of - you're LMAO he hates that!! Anyway... Tim informed me that when your (see what I did there? If he reads this he'll go fucking ape shit!) asleep the tv can sense this and use three times as much power!! Needless to say I was all set to apologise to my parents...however my mum phoned early afternoon. She was mean! After having woken me twice this morning (once to yell at me the other...:> for fun) She asked about my college forms (seriously I exaggertae this college thing not!) Obviously I answered in the negative but assured her I'd do it tomorrow.

Once again Gillian was left under my careful watch and supervision which basically means that internet was stricly on for an hour off for an hour which is good because Iet the chance to do other things.

Mum and dad came back from shopping today at about fiveish and by twenty past my mum was off on one again! Moaning about the fact I was online without having made my bed, I was quick to inform her it had been made but I'd been lying in it watching tv earlier. But no! NO! NO! NO! NO! This was not an excuse!

Tonight is the beginning of the end of my crap tv shows! The Survivor finale was tonight and as I told you Charlette won! And because of this you all owe me a fiver you may not remember agreeing to this but you did! So now if Brian wins Big Brother my reality tv winners list is flawless! HOORAY!  and it also makes me the reality tv championy!

Tomorrow is family day!! noooooooooooooooo! Daddy would like to spend the last day of his holiday with all of us! Ugh!

By the time you read this it will be Thursday and the first of the two final eviction shows on Big Brother, my prediction? tonight we say goodbye to Elizabeth.

Came up to my room at about 11 and Full Metal Jacket was on! BRILLIANT!

Back
Next