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For those of you who are reality-challenged, these journals are not the actual journals of the characters in Tolkien's universe. The author/maintainer of this journal is a person with too much time on his/her hands who is merely playing a fictional character within Tolkien's universe. No harm, misrepresentation, libel, malice or copyright infringement is intended. We have no connection whatsoever with Tolkien's estate or Peter Jackson nor do we claim to adhere to either of their visions of Arda. All canon characters are the sole creation of J.R.R. Tolkien.

The Avatars used in this game are either taken from Peter Jackson's films or various other celebrities. Again, no copyright infringement is intended. These journals are for entertainment purposes alone and are non-profit.

Please note that these journals may also contain content that may be objectional to some readers. The journals are generally at a PG-13 level, but may contain content including:

Swearing
Violence
Sexual situations and implied sexuality (whatever that means...Elves have no sex lives)
Drug use (esp. pipeweed)
Extremely emotionally taxing situations, resulting in much use of the word "Woe!"
Excessive prawn-eating
Etc.

If you find any of the above objectionable or find humor to be offensive, we advise that you read these journals at your discretion.

And no, we have no way of contacting either Tolkien beyond the grave or any of his characters. Sorry..