INFIDELS and Outsider Pigs! We spit upon the ground that bore your fore-fathers fruit! Do not even attempt an audience with His Holiness, Appointed by the Gods, Supreme Emperor ITSUUYU TTANG-SHAO. Unless you yourself are a King of true royal descent, your feeble pathetic efforts are likely to get you impaled upon a stake in Shao-City Square. Do not waste our invaluable time, Swine!