Presents

School Book. Puts you to sleep (just like in real life!)

Boom box.  Makes the earthlings jam out and leave you alone.

Decoy.  Distracts those stupid earthlings.

Doorway.  Instantly teleports you to a random spot on the map.  Watch out, it likes to put you on islands :)

Telephone.  Uncovers a few random tiles on the map.

Rain cloud.  Your own personal lightning storm, right on top of your head.  How convenient.

Mystery present.  You never know until you open it!

Rootbeer.  Restores a little bit of life but makes you very noisy. *burp*

Tomato rain.  I like this one.  Deadly tomatoes rain from the heavens ( ok so I'm exaggerating…).

Total Bummer.  *ZAP* Kills you without warning. Very useful. (sarcasm-o-meter explodes)

Super Hi-tops.  Good for running away from ice cream trucks (how ironic).

Innertube.  You're a fully grown alien and you don't know how to swim (above water) yet.  Awwwww, how cute!

Rosebushes.  These are great protection from nerd herds, ice cream trucks, and lawnmower men (this is one of the weirdest sentences I've ever written).

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