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| STEvil - By all appearance Steve is a fatherly, kind, outgoing man. However, Steve has a continuing obsession with his secret life. At night, he becomes STEvil MASTER OF DARKNESS and he continues his campaign against the forces of good. Unfortunately for him, his Mr. Rogers like demeanor leaves alot to be desired in a dark champion. His list of dark accomplishments involve such things as ripping off mattress tages, not helping old women across the street, and leaving gum |
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| Rahl_SOT - Rahl is a member of a small group of monks known as the Seekers of Truth. After many years of comtemplative study, Rahl left his monastery and journeyed forth seeking the answers to life's mysteries. He traveled the world, seeking fulfillment, but was disappointed at every turn. Rahl's epic journey ended on a bench in the ALE pub sipping frosty brews. "I'm not exactly sure if it's the universal truth," says Rahl, "but it's the best thing I have found so far." "Rahl seems like a pretty wise man," said Pixie. "Hah! Wise guy |
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| more like it! I don't understand a single damn word he says!" interruped Dixie. In response for an interview, Rahl's only response was, "Only a fool fills his mouth with words, when he could be filling it with beer." |
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| under bus seats. Much of his time is spent pointing to his accomplishments and showing people how "Eeeevil" he is. The other ALE members just laugh and call him Stevie. "Oh, don't think to stop me," says STEvil. "I will destroy you all. Why just yesterday, I drank strait from the milk carton." |
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| Progjmr - Progmjr is the consummate soldier. The only thing is, he's never been to war, ever. However, he is constantly haunted by the grueling campaigns he has suffered in his own mind. "You have no idea," he said with a blasted hollow look in his eyes, "I remember what it was like in Cambodia. Have you ever seen a man's brains come oozing out like honey out of a sqeeze bottle?" To which Incubus reX replied from across the room, "Shut up! you've never even been to Cambodia, the fucking Viet Nam war ended before you |
| were three! Shut the fuck up!" To which Progjmr usually retorts, "What's that? Charlie! We've got movement in the tree line! Johnny? Talk to me buddy! Johnnny what's wrong? NOOOOOOOO!!" Being in constant made up battles have taken their toll on Progmjr, and he now spends most of his time drowning his sorrows and trying to forget the horrors of his life. "I'm just a blasted shell of a man," he says. "Seeing what the Germans did at the Bulge, it was more than any man could take." |