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Shaidar Haran - Shaidar was the first to hear the message of Farnam. The story goes like this: One day, our peasant friend Shaidar was tending to his llama flock, when suddenly, a beautiful, but obviously drunk, angel came careening out of the sky. He informed Shaidar that if he wanted enlightenment, he must seek THE ONE. Shaidar's journey eventually took him to a small and picturesque hamlet, with a big scary church. There he met a small man, clutching

X~Slayer- X~Slayer is one of the most respected members of the Knights of Westmarch. In fact, he was on his way to slay another dastardly demon that was holding a small village in its grip, when he stopped in to have a few drinks at the ALE pub. Well, before you now it, a few sips of beer turned into a few shots of tequila and the next morning, he ended up finding himself collasped on the floor with a masive purple ALE tattooed on his arm.

X~Slayer has recently taken up the ALE banner and now fights a much more insiduous force than the demons of hell:

morons. "He's a great guy to have around. His powers of divination will help you find your car when you forgot where you parked, and that prayer ability of his has really helped Mounopano whenever Landru tries to kill him," said Linger of his buddy. "Of course, Incubus doesn't like him much, because he's so righteous and all, but on the whole, he's been a great addition to the team. And naturally, he'll never get as many babes as I've got." When asked what being a Knight entailed, X~Slayer responded, "Killing things basically. Which I am undoubtedly the best at. That's where I got my name from, X~Slayer. X is a variable, put anything it its place and I will kill it."

"The Empire State Building," I interjected.

"All right, this interview is over," grumbled X~Slayer.

a jug of cheap booze. He learned much from him, and when he returned, he was greatly changed. His hair had grown white, he had a beard, and he was black. Soon Shaidar began to spread the message of apathy, and embibement to all around him.

Shaidar's favorite activities include looking over the tableau of idiots around him with detached amusement. "Shaidar? Oh, he's a swell guy," said Incubus reX in one of his lucid moments. "As long as he keeps the beer flowing, I love him. Of course, those psychic powers of his are a bit out there. Come to think of it, I don't like him at all. You're a weird little shit Shaidar, and I don't get ya...." (At t his point, Incubus just sort of trailed off.)

Linger - Linger is ALE's resident dirty old man. Whatever situation arises, he can always find the perfect raunchy joke or lewd tale to compliment it. Whatever time Linger doesn't spend bragging about his great conquests of manliness, is spent scribbling in the small blue notebook where he keeps his 'Master Plan.' "No one is quite sure what the master plan is supposed to be," says EtherDragon about his

fellow member, "I glanced at it once, and all I saw were a bunch of pictures of bunnies." Linger is one of the most secretive members of ALE. No one really knows his true agenda, though he is often heard saying things like, "you'll see. You'll all get what's coming to ya! And I'll be there to fart on your grave!"

Linger is currently wanted in 48 states (and 3 Canadian provinces) for violations ranging from public indecency to urinating on a foreign head of state. As such, he spends most of his time hiding away in the ALE pub, planning his next move.