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| ALEe Members |
| EtherDragon - No one is really quite sure how the massive dragon became and ALE memer, or how he can even type. This has been debated for quite some time. EtherDragon is very conscience about himself and has become something of a commercial icon. His first stint in show business was on The Munsters. "Pretty menial stuff," says Ether. "The door opens, I blow fire, and the door closes." He spend the next few years leasing his image to various oriental restaurants. However, after |
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| Bigun - From the enigmatic mountains of Montana comes Bigun. He left his family long ago to make a mark on the world, and find a beautiful wife to whom he wasn't related. Bigun's backcountry experience makes him one of the best brewers the world has ever seen. "I don't just limit myself to grains an' such like those damn suits in the breweries," says Bigun. "I go for whatever makes a hearty mix." Yes, Bigun |
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| will use whatever it takes to please his fellow members, anti-freeze, brake fluid, or whatever type of industrial solvent he finds lying around the ALE garage. Another of Bigun's past times includes cars. "One day, I had a '87 station wagon, the next it was an interplanetary death mobile," says Linger. "Though I do like the gauss rifles, its a bitch on gas mileage." Bigun's current hobby includes trying to perfrect the ALE mobile, a massive 4x4 with a bar built into the cab. |
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| the bombed movie Dragon Heart, his career took a down turn. "It was that damned Sean Connery, he ruined all my lines." Even still Ether has grown wealthy, a good thing too, since most of his money is spent on the barrels of beer needed to keep him Lindburgh. "I hate to say this, but I hate when he drinks," says Pixie. "yeah, he starts losing control of himself, and his breath turns all blue," added Dixie. "Why just yesterday, he was making a joke, and he laughed so hard, he singed all the hair off of Incubus' face." Ether's hobbies include bitching about the fact that Blizzard did not bother to include a dragon in D2, and offering to give children rides at the local zoo, so he can eat them. |
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| DaRk AcId - Dark Acid had always been into computers, even from the beginning. He was so into them in fact that he decided to transplant his essense into a computer. Unfortunately, like most beer induced ideas, it sounded a hell of a lot better in planning. Dark was so eager to become one with his digital universe that he didn't even bother to get good |
| technology before attempting it. He successfully managed to trap his soul in an Apple 2e, where it sat in agony for the next 10 years, with nothing but really bad Space Invaders game to keep him occupied. Finally, someone saw the monitor above him frantically repeating KILL ME, and they transferred him to a machine with an internet connection (via 40,000 5" floppy disks) and he expanded his being to the World Wide Web. He uploaded himself onto the ALE computer network, much to Mounopano's chagrin who has tried repeatedly (with various versions of Norton anti-virus) to delete him. Dark Acid is rather knowledgeable about computers, and the net, not surprisingly. His most heard quote is, "I would sell my soul for just one more drink." |