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| ALEe Members |
| Hot Lips - "I wasn't always a time traveling Norwegian Gigalo you know," says Hot Lips. "No, no, I had big dreams, I was going to be a llama rancher." Hot Lips is a bit over educated for an ALE member; he has 12 doctorates, unfortunately, most of them are in completely useless fields, "If you ever wanted to know the history of corduroy pants in Nairobi, talk to Hot Lips...which is why probably why no one ever talks to Hot Lips," says Incubus. Apparently, somewhere in the mass of worthless education Hot Lips received, he figured out a way to travel into the future via strange psychedelic wormholes. He is often heard gloating around |
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| Mogons - Perhaps the most enigmatic ALE member, Indian Flying Dervish (full name as appearing on his driver's license) is always great for a laugh around the keg. "He can fly when he gets in the mood," says Dark Acid via his monitor. "Unfortunately, he's usually drunk when he flies, and he just looses control. He knocked out my T1 |
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| cable the other day, I almost went insane, god I need a drink." Mogons' other favorite activities include collecting stray hairs and finger nail clippings from other ALE members claiming that, "I'd keep the beer coming if I were you, you wouldn't want to contract lepersy suddenly one night, would you?" Mogons has not fully excepted Shaidar's teachings yet, prefering to cling violently to his more esoteric, and completely vague and unexpainable beliefs. "Here I thought these bastards were supposed to be pacifists," says Incubus. |
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| the pub saying, "Boy, I sure had a great game of Diablo 3 yesterday, wish you could have joined me." According to Hot Lips, Blizzard will release the greatest game known to mankind, a game that will unite all nations in peace and harmony. This game will solve world hunger, and every social ill known to mankind. Unfortunately, due to production delays, the game will go into beta only minutes before the sun collapses on itself, destroying the entire solar system. |
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| way he just sits around and whines all day," says EtherDragon. "Well, you see," said Cronus, "when gods aren't worshipped anymore, they tend to lose power. Aah, I remember the good old days, when people would sacrifice maidens to me, now I am lucky if I get a French whore." Even though he has fallen on hard times, Cronus has collected his remaining powers and installed himself as Lord of the Second Barstool From the Door. When asked about his past or why he ate his children, his only response was, "They tasted like chicken." |
| Cronus- Not many guilds can boast of having a former Greek god as a member. Cronus was discovered by Bigun while on a trip to Mount Olympus. While searching for new ingredients for drinks, he found Cronus lying on the ground in a piss drunk stupor. Naturally, they hit it off immediately. "You wouldn't think he's a god the |